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hello. |
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Hello! Whats all this in aid of then? Are you okay? |
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Uh-huh. :) Just sad not to see you on SLSK, then surprised to see you on here (and not SLSK). I am fine though, thanks. Just went out for a meal at a very nice Chinese all-you-can-eat. I had a waffle (WA-FUL, not WO-FUL). ^^ You had a nice day? Did you get your room box finished? :) |
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No not yet.Maybe this weekend. Im glad youve had a nice day. |
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Cool- good that you'll finish it soon, then. :) Would u like a chat on SLSK? |
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Im sorry I cant,i really have to think about getting to bed before 3am tonight.. As should you! Did you finish your essay? :) |
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This thread needs more |
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or Moldavians. |
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An by Italians, I quite obviously mean |
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And by Germans with talking guitars, I obviously mean |
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And by a lovely group of Greeks, I actually meant to cross the pond and visit some |
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Someones just informed me that Demis actually got offered money to pose for Playgirl. Would have meant a double double centrespread . |
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But then I forgot to pick up a |
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Okay, yeah I was thinking exactly the same thing. ;) I am close to finishing the essay, yup (though it is one of three)! Gnite matie! |
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N'night tracky x |
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I had relations with a girl from the Netherlands the other night!! |
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She had an inflatable shoe fetish!!! |
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And we can't forget those |
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atwood castle's the balls - like in chess |
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And we may as well end with a |
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inflatable shoes? |
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To say you had relations with her makes it sounds like you were sitting at a desk, sifting through her résumé before you decided on taking it from a business to a personal affair. |
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It's all over now, she popped her clogs. |
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Haha, I did not see that one coming. It's almost as bad as the "inflatable world" joke. |
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Christ on a bike mate... thats worse than the flip flip thing. :D |
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Haha! Sorry. |
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Inflatable world? |
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The inflatable boy in the inflatable world.. |
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*looks blank* |
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Oh dear, Atty, forgive me - I can't remember it word for word, but here it is: There was an inflatable boy who lived in an inflatable world, went to an inflatable school and lived his inflatable life. Suffering from depression (as an inflatable boy of his age might,) he decided today was the day he'd end it all. The inflatable boy took a needle from his mother's sewing kit, and promptly set out to pierce his parents to deflation. His visit to school were no different - he jabbed the needle into that also. But then he saw himself cornered by his teachers, so with one last ditch attack, he stabs himself with the needle. One of his teacher stared at the deflated mess the boy had become. "You've let your parents down. You've let the school down. But worst of all, you've let yourself down." |
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He had a pin, the head master said "you've let the school down, the staff down and yourself" |
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atwood. you want to castle or shall i, first? |
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That's more like it. |
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After that other dreadful joke Id be happy to start. |
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I had a book of "1001 Pub Jokes, Shaggy Dog Stories and One Liners." I read them all. My eyes felt guilty. |
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My sister sends me crap jokes every other day! Here's something to to that you probably know but is a great on a big system. In the same vein as your links I think. |
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Examples from this book, and I kid you not: What do elephants use as tampons? Sheep. What do you do if you come across a lion? Wipe it clean and say sorry. |
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*groans* |
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forgiven. |
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Sometimes, these jokes need to be said out aloud. |
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Do you know 'Young Marble Giants'? |
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This book was packed with the most drawn out of blonde jokes, it's almost as if the writer didn't want blondes to read it. |
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I know one song by them.Do you like them? |
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hey atty, get on slsk if ye like im still rollin |
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Totally! It's an acquired taste probably. I just saw from a few years back. |
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I could go on the bus or make some scrambled eggs to this and love it! |
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As I've already posted about all of Can's Tago Mago, it only follow's suit that I post from Faust IV. |
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