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offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-01-08 11:43 [#02357689]
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fuck


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-01-08 11:45 [#02357690]
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you persistant you little bastard!! ive done everything
you wanted!!!



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-01-08 11:46 [#02357691]
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lets just talk about something else and it will go away


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 11:54 [#02357692]
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hope this helps.


 

offline Advocate on 2010-01-08 12:31 [#02357703]
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no, this will help ampi.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-01-08 12:39 [#02357705]
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rubbin one out is the only answer


 

offline big from lsg on 2010-01-08 12:47 [#02357707]
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i'm sorry your penis is hard


 

offline freqy on 2010-01-08 12:52 [#02357710]
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i can not come in here to talk your all being rude.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2010-01-08 13:07 [#02357717]
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THIS IS A OUTRAGE


 

offline big from lsg on 2010-01-08 13:10 [#02357718]
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hands above the desk AMPI MAX


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-01-08 16:46 [#02357769]
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its sorted now and not the way you think. i just had a drink
of water and read a book. i refuse to have dirty hands again
i want be to be pure.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-01-08 16:49 [#02357770]
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im having trouble typing.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-08 17:21 [#02357781]
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I had a boner yesterday,


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2010-01-08 17:43 [#02357788]
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You seem lost..when was the last time you and Jesus had a
talk?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-08 17:47 [#02357790]
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I have never talked to Jesus.


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2010-01-08 17:56 [#02357796]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-08 17:57 [#02357798]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-08 17:58 [#02357799]
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i do appreciate how his eye is closed though.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 18:00 [#02357801]
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I dont know what that supposed to do for involuntary
erections but you've certainly made sure I dont feel
anything sexual for at least the next three days.
Thanks for that.


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2010-01-08 18:17 [#02357809]
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the starving child, the dick nose or both?


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 18:18 [#02357810]
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Dick nose...the starving child just made me really sad.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-08 18:26 [#02357814]
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sorry bout the starving child pic. I tried to reply to
muttermenace's pic with something more impacting, but it
didn't work.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:51 [#02357863]
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Yeah, it sounds stupid that anything would shock anyone
nowadays, especially that, starving child pic, but I never
seen a pic of such emaciated body.

Bad dreams for me tnite then... :(


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2010-01-09 01:09 [#02357904]
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Usually it has something to do with their parents fucking,
and the female giving birth 9 months later.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 08:09 [#02357954]
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It's cos, as my science teacher said many years ago, in poor
countires they don't have much else to do than fuck. :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 08:09 [#02357955]
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hahaha! :D


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 08:11 [#02357956]
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Hmm.



 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 08:46 [#02357964]
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I got one watching this


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 08:52 [#02357965]
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Terrible what drugs can do to a twenty three year old
chavette...


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 08:56 [#02357966]
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Apparently she's 55 there....


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 09:15 [#02357973]
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Make the most of the involuntary erections, guys,because in
twenty years time it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than
a light breeze to get you up in the mornings.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-09 12:11 [#02357999]
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i'm waiting for the day when the sex-mania is done. I'm
getting a little annoyed of all the innuendos and
involuntary boners!


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2010-01-09 14:54 [#02358024]
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i smoked pot, the wife was sad
now i've quit, and now she's glad

quitting pron prolly helped too


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2010-01-09 20:24 [#02358153]
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I'll won't have a hard on for a week after the useless slug
I had sex with today


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-01-09 20:54 [#02358157]
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Listen to Atwood


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 21:09 [#02358160]
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Camper than Millets.

:)


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-01-09 21:13 [#02358161]
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Haha


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-09 21:15 [#02358162]
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And I'm sure Amps doesnt mind me jackin' the thread to post
this

LAZY_tomtom

Sorry Ampi x


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-01-09 21:30 [#02358165]
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Wordy Rappinghood can be played at anytime of the
Day/Week/Year!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-09 23:30 [#02358175]
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Dear God, she's hot.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-01-09 23:32 [#02358176]
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I bet she keeps a pair of angel wings in that hunch.


 


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