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         |  ASSWHOLE
             from ASSWHOLE on 2009-12-23 18:45 [#02353985] Points: 69 Status: Regular
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 | I can discern fractal concepts of unimaginable complexity. 
 I can expand a non-exploding balloon.
 
 I can specify the exact length of a meter.
 
 I can use pepper and other spices in my foods.
 
 You can all lick my hemorrhoids
 
 
 
 
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         |  Cliff Glitchard
             from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-12-23 18:51 [#02353992] Points: 4166 Status: Lurker
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 | i can has cheezburger 
 
 
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         |  pidgin
             from St Kilda on 2009-12-23 19:12 [#02354010] Points: 543 Status: Lurker
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 | Yes You Can 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-23 19:19 [#02354018] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | I have this problem where I fart all the time and the constant force gave me prolapsed hemmorhoids. The
 hemmorhoids made my butthole really tight so all my farts
 are really loud and squeaky. Usually the hemmorhoids come
 out when I do a poop but I can push them back in with toilet
 paper. Does anyone else have this problem? Thanks for
 reading.
 
 
 
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         |  ASSWHOLE
             from ASSWHOLE on 2009-12-23 19:25 [#02354023] Points: 69 Status: Regular
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 | Tight asshole, eh? 
 I know ALL about it.
 
 
 
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