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And the huge variety of forms they come in. Any of you use this stuff? I'm curious as i see advert after advert as if it was THE needed thing in a house or flat. To lighten the mood, freshen the air or for little kid after he takes a little dump. (it's never adults in the toilet ones it seems. Only kids do naughty smelly poo poos) What is it with people so scared to 'smell' of themselves for a change? The smell of some of these things is so offending. Unnatural. Deodorant? I stopped years ago and i think i sweat less now. They get you into this vicious circle. Sorry i'm very bored. Feel free to spray this thread clean. |
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i stopped using deodorant after i read kurt vonnegut's god bless you mr. rosewater but i started again when my nana said i should, maybe you should have a nana |
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I open the window after I poop. I save the planet this way. You could too. |
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i had to use one in my room at uni because the house really smelled of mould-yummyyy! I have a lovely image of you sitting in a sealed room sniffing yourself now. One of my old teachers at school didn't use deodorant because he said that if you washed yourself properly you wouldnt need it.. well he sweated like a pig and absolutely stank! Maybe as opposed to you sweating less, you just can't smell your stench anymore!? :D |
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If I wanted to smell the "Summer Forest" after shitting, I'd take a camping trip in a chemical landfill in the middle of a wood. It doesn't smell anything like what it's supposed to, and it doesn't mask the smell either. |
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In my case that would destroy the planet. |
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If there's one thing that's worse than the smell of shit it's the combined smell of roses and shit. |
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i read somewhere that a lot of these mimic estrogen hormones in your body. |
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I've my very own nana too would you believe. :) (It's like it's incredible to visit xlt AND have a fucking nana. Some people on here are married) She doesn't mind i don't use deodorant. I guess this whole nana thing is new to you? You presumptuous little dick fart. Deo is for the axe/sure/lynx man, all the women want him but he never gets a shag because he doesn't put enough axe/lynx on. There goes the vicious circle again. Ever read the comic (well, manga) Nana? |
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Summer forest is now called Summer Fields. Burnt Wood is a good one. |
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I think XLT should bottle a scent for the purpose of selling it. |
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I smell scrumptious! Descent: Eugh no way John!! If you could have a jar of anyone's collected farts. Let's say a year of farts. Who would you choose? |
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It's a tough one. I know. |
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I haven't a clue who John is, but if I was to be treated to a cascade of someone's flatulence it would probably have to be Gillian McKeith, the woman off of the show where she pokes around peoples shit. Her annual anal exits must smell of nothing but sweet kisses from Jesus himself. How about you? |
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I like to call people i like: john. I would choose *thinks a bit. Hurts self in the process* David Blaine |
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Yes, but he'd probably make some crude joke afterwards. "Was your card the King of Farts?" |
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Oh hang on.. you mean your gran? |
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Yes! David Blaine: The King of Farts. I should think more often! |
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Happy 2,500 points, monsieur. |
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Blimes. You're nearing the big tonne thingy! |
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Classy. I'll have a one man party to celebrate when that post comes. |
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I wish i was one of your farts |
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I was in a taxi once when the taxi driver must have been on a pure curry diet for years. He had four of those fern tree air fresheners hanging from his mirror and I'm sure he burped towards me. It made my eyes all itchy. |
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I don't see why you would want to do that. |
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I hope it wasn't a long ride. I think the combination of smells would have induced a gag reflex in me. |
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Have you ever had a face-to-face conversation with someone through the guise of a wince? I've had to talk to a man with such harsh fag-breath, it hurt to talk to him. He always took Tic-Tacs and chewed gum, it's like standing infront of a plane to stop it taking off. |
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To be at your one man party. To spy. Bah i dunno. I was trying to be 'wacky' like wmw but that's like catching a fart with chopsticks. |
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Often we smell the person's stomach. In your case it was his lungs. |
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I'd invite you to my party, I'd rather you be a person than muddied air. |
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What made it worse was that he was one of those people who overpronounced their Hs which gave optimum smell output. |
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It wasn't too long but I'll never forget it. |
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His idea of fun probably. He probably inhales his breath back in like some demented Dennis Hopper after he drops someone off. |
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"Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhere's your change, sir." |
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Ah it seems i mixed Descent and Jivverdicker's posts. It's late. |
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Early for some. |
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAve a nice day! |
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I'll hazard a guess that your breath probably smells nicer than a rotting ashtray. |
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My breath smells of swans. |
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Nice. That's just the excuse to post I think I've just about posted all of the album, now. I haven't a clue what my breath smells like - probably not good, is what I'm thinking. |
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I can guess it's Sing Swan Song by Can you muffler. Put your hand in front of your mouth and go "rhhhooooooo" and also go "ah ah ha" pushing the air out sharply. In fact, capture that in both hands and smell it. I have appalled myself doing it at times. |
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Why, It's almost as if you knew. My breath almost has no smell, then. I'd rather not breathe in someone's face to find out. |
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I don't need deoderant, I smell fine! *smells armpit to prove it* *does a sick* :( |
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Better spray that with some febreze |
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haha wow that's a great pic |
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All those adverts make it seem like "smell particles" are literally eaten by the product, as if you've just sprayed some sort of magical substance that hates bad smells. Also, is the most middle-class game of charades I've ever seen. |
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I love the fact at the end it's because he loves the smell of cancer! |
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I think he's having a seizure, but everyone enjoying the fun of playing charades so much, they neglected to give him his meds. |
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They forgot because they're all completely frebrezed. |
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lol. I kinda like that ad a little bit. Reminds me of Radiohead - Just music vid. Also, I find it amusing that they always repeat words in ads- "Febreze eliminates odours and leaves fabrics fresh. Febreze!" I might start doing that in real life situations. Hi, I like ass sex with women and my name is tractern. Ass sex! |
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