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offline Advocate on 2009-12-11 14:55 [#02350419]
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i was bored and created a ludicrous thread on watmm under
the pseudonym "The David". i lol'd the first couple of days,
but after that it just got sad. teh interwebs sure is a
gullible place.

i'm not proud of what i did, nor am i ashamed. it was an
impulsive action.



 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 14:57 [#02350420]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker



your mouth/my cock


 

offline Advocate on 2009-12-11 14:57 [#02350421]
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i don't think i even got banned for it.

chaosmachine seemed to lol at it all.



 

offline Advocate on 2009-12-11 15:04 [#02350424]
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lol


 

offline Advocate on 2009-12-11 15:06 [#02350425]
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my account is still alive.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-11 15:10 [#02350428]
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My Review: A strong, lengthy cock... thick, copious
ejaculate,... good balls. 5/5


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:20 [#02350432]
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Most kind


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-11 15:23 [#02350433]
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The Guardian, on the other hand thought it "lacked taste"
and "wasn't as seminal as the other cocks released this
year."


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:23 [#02350434]
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I miss you by the way, you fucking cockdick.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:24 [#02350435]
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Who am i? The fucking Daily Mail?


 

offline jackeroffer from Aruba on 2009-12-11 15:25 [#02350436]
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decent attempt at a hoax, especially given the fact that you
presented zero evidence all heresay and got some people to
start believing it.
my rating overall of your hoax 6/10


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-11 15:26 [#02350437]
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I sent you an email today, I'm coming to stay at yours over
Christmas and New Year, I thought it was all agreed. There's
no going back now.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2009-12-11 15:28 [#02350438]
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YyOoUu HhAaVvEe CcRrEeAaTtEeDd DeEsStTRrUuCcTtiIoOnN


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:29 [#02350441]
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We'll have a whale of a time.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-11 15:32 [#02350442]
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The Daily Mail would say "There was nothing natural about
RD's cock."


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:34 [#02350443]
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Mail replied. I hope it will excite you as much as it
pleased me.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-11 15:36 [#02350444]
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RD writes an influential music review column which appears
in Montreux's leading banking and finance newspaper under
the nom de plume Le petite bouffe.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:37 [#02350446]
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I'm surrounded by pervs to be honest. My tits are swelling
and my balls shrinking. I'm really becoming unsexual. It
bores me.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:37 [#02350447]
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I have destroyed people!


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-11 15:38 [#02350448]
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i guess it was listing the track names what made them
believe it but even then it was stupid for them to believe
anyway


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:40 [#02350450]
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Are you brisk? Drank enough to be mildly curious.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-11 15:40 [#02350451]
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It pleased me greatly. I've already got some great job
titles for myself.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-11 15:41 [#02350452]
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Honestly, do it! I'm fucking delerious about it all.


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-12-13 07:10 [#02350718]
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good job, your bullshit inspired me. I jumped on the
bandwagon, made a fakish torrent with some of my tracks and
I got hatemail for it.

9/10


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-12-13 07:50 [#02350730]
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cool, i invented the follow up EP

konklaver.kornrange.ep.afx

seriously tho i feel like that steve becket announcement
fueled the fire, even tho it would have been 2 releases on
different labels. of course the reality is nothing is
coming out and richard probably just has an ingrown hair on
his arse that he is working on.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-14 20:52 [#02473548]
Points: 31015 Status: Regular



I thought 'Kashing For' was a good trackname


 


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