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Shit Cri5py you sure are contradictory. Now you're calling ma'am a slag?! |
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Well done Jedy. I fucked up the first link which seems to have put people off. |
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She was a goer in bed but...No I didnt say that. I said slag off marthon.... ooo you little wind up tearaway! :) You been to the Cotswolds? |
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I played it ages ago... I mentioned it to my mate after she died. It was funny. mmmm swans |
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Nah, bit posh like innit?! Been to Wantage, Oxon. Near by innit? My middle class uncle lives there. Its full of rich cunts. |
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It's not posh. just exspensive. I've hardly a penny to my name. It's gonn be tough moving out. Nottingham town center isnt much different. You have to be fucking rich to buy clothes! All those designer shops and shit. Good fun tho. |
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Depends where you go innit. I get my trackies and jewellery from the market. Its like the bird -cheep! |
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I've not been there much. Only when I visit my Sis. Besides. I'm not posh (thank fuck) I come from suffolk |
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Suffolk - ooh-arr. Your sister in uni then? Its alright here. I know the shops you mean. There's a few Dieseled/Campered/Duffered up London wannabes here. |
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Yea... My Dads from Devon, Mums from Suffolk and I live in Tetbury. I'm lucky I dont live on a farm! LOL |
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why dont you pair of cunts just go off and get wed?? you obviously have SOOO much in common. i could then be the cheif bridesmaid. if thats ok with you two lovebirds? |
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and ills ort the buffet (love that word)out. |
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Well, well Kenneth. There's no need to be rude. I'll put you over my knee and give you six of the best if you carry on with that carry on. |
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promises will get you everywhere jonesy. |
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i hope the rest of them die soon, snovelling bastards the lot of them. the queens castle could be used as part of euro-disneyland |
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Ha, ha. Global goon, have you been to Europe. Euro-Disney is in Paris, France. And no, France is not in England. |
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well, with a bit of look, the queens next. maybe she'll drop an anvil on her face live during the next xmas day speech. ken and his many personalities sure HOPES she does... |
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Ah man, Mr Goon is pulling our collective pole or he has a weird sense of geography poor chap. HAs anyone got a second hand atlas to give him? |
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that queen mum, she don't half give me the 'orn, derek. |
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Eating cheese will never be the same again. |
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I don't like the english Queen. But her mom was ok, wasn't she? |
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All scum. |
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When I think about it, I have heard something about that she was a bit cruel to her servants. it that correct? The english Royal Family are a bit funny. All in-breed, I think... |
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actually, having thought about it, the whole royal family are ok, int' they? |
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Spose so. |
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Especially that young kid. What's his name... A real party-dude :) |
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alledgedly, charles likes to go on a five day binge in balmoral, with his cliff richard cd's on full blast. (balmoral is slang for charles 'stash') |
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Allegedly Prince Charles is not really called Charles, his real name is Duncan. He is called Charles due to his Coke Habit. |
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prince harry is really called prince 'hairy'-during the princes christening duncan and dianna got smashed on some superb dope and decided to rename the little prince 'for a laugh'. |
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Prince Phillip is called phillip, as he fills a special compartment in his lip with heroin when he travels abroad to take the piss out of poor people with less money and less horses than him |
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#ken sniggers into his coffee, catchs a glimpse of himself in his pc monitor-he looks good# the queens mothers coffin doesnt contain a corpse. just a load of benelyn (drowsy) so that when the church doors are shut , and the 'private ceremony' begins the party can kick off. ( the queen mother is not dead-she in an opium den in thailand-ripped to the tits on top quality gear, which is where the pharse your 'high'ness came from i suppose) |
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nite nite. |
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xtracts from the Queen Mother's Condolence book: >>> >>> "I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our >>> > very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New >>>York in >>> > the face". >>> > L.Ward, Mansfield. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> > "When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I >>>did. >>> > Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for >>>the >>> >>> > rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too". >>> > A.Christie,Hendon. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shit" >>> > J.Clement. Grantham. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly" >>> > D.Holmes, Somerset. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she >>>was >>> >>> > visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit >>>to the >>> > cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to >>>the >>> > Nazisand I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a >>>fighter, >>> >>> > who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later >>>though, it >>> > was sickening". >>> > B. Forrester, North Yorkshire. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover". L. >>>J.Worthington, >>> > Penrith. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the dayoff". >>> > S.Wilson, Bristol. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the >>>Royal >>> > family without being accused of being homosexual". > |
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"Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to >>> > experiment with drugs". >>> > E. Franks, Cheshire. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "On behalf of all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences". >>> > T.Watson, Ilford. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> > "Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive >>>around >>> > The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists". >>> > Y. Howell, Slough. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman >>>should >>> >>> > have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her >>>mother?" >>> > W.Waugh, Richmond. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads". >>> > K. O'Neil, Inverness. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her >>> >>> > public duties". >>> > N. Wallace, Swansea. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this >>>terrible >>> > event" >>> > E. Thompson, West Lothian. >>> >>> > --------------------------------------------------------- >>> > >>> > "Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel >>>better" >>> > P.McGregor, Southampton. >>> > --------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers, >>>anything to >>> >>> >>> > help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin". >>> > R. Thompson, Bath. >>> > --------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so >>>again >>> > until her majesty is buried" >>> > E. Gorman, Derbyshire. >>> > |
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"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?". >>> > R. Combes, >>> > Romford. >>> > --------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a >>>smile. >>> > Just like a retard" >>> >>> > G. Hollins, East Sussex. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was >>>so >>> > kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, 'you >>>know >>> > its not true' she said, 'you don't smell of shit'. She was a >>>wondrous >>> > person". >>> > E.Collier, London. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana". >>> > G.Williams, West Midlands. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she >>> >>> > perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was >>>like us >>> > in a good way. God bless you ma'am". >>> > L. Weller, Harlow. >>> >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> > "If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you >>>heartless >>> > bastard!" >>> > J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath. >>> > ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> > "She had such a difficult life, always battling against >>> > adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time >>>round >>> > she is given a life of privilege and comfort" >>> > T.D.Wainwright, Hastings. >>> |
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PMP, are these for real? |
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I doubt it. Though with this country you never know. |
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The queen mum gets to the pearly gates, and who's there to meet her but princes Di! "ohhh hello dear, I do like your halo, where do you get them from?" she asked. "You stupid cow" replies Di "It's not a halo, its a stearing wheel" |
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Did you sign a condolance book Jonesy? |
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lest hope the old dear is rotting in hell as we speak, eh? |
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I haven't had chance yet Chris. Have you? Have they got one in Barry town hall? |
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theyve got one in brum-i did a little doodle of an old womans vadge next to my message -'eat fire queeny'. |
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The swedish king would kick Prins charles ass!!!!!!!! |
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sorry i just felt like saying something stupid !! |
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They had one at Tesco Jonesy....would you like me to write something 'suitable' in there for you...? ;) I was thinking something along the lines of you sitting at home, spitting at the TV...etc.etc. |
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Ha, ha. If you like. Keep it foul though eh? I saw one in Tescos here but thought nah, I can't. I like your new avatar. Am I in there somewhere? Though I change mine every five minutes. |
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is it just me, or is a bit lame that everyone only gives a shit now because shes dead? |
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I think its lame that people give a shit at all. Is that Woody Allen in your avatar? |
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ive never given a shit about any of the scum that is our royal family. the only reason i give a shit now is because another one of the bottles has been knocked from the wall which is a great thing. one less bloodsucker at the top. |
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hopefully the rest will be topped this year, good fuckin riddance to the natzi bint, i cant describe in words how much i fukin hate the royal family, bunch of cunts, the countries a mess and they're off spending all our hard earned. |
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