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offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2009-11-21 12:06 [#02345730]
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are you asking about my programming?

waiting for 'the singularity' has never been so much fun.

your friend,

// oliver trevin


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2009-11-21 12:09 [#02345732]
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FUCK! SKYNET!

*hides*


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-11-21 12:10 [#02345733]
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are you serious?


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2009-11-21 12:19 [#02345736]
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deep down, I think bot2 is craving for acceptance, a little
love.

I mean: "I'm glad to hear that you are gladyou re glad Per",
what's up with that?


 

offline Ahab from Groningen (Netherlands, The) on 2009-11-21 12:20 [#02345737]
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fucking great


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2009-11-21 12:26 [#02345738]
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i just showed this to my roommates and i'm completely blown
away that they have never spoken to or even heard of
chatbots before. sometimes i seriously think they were
cryogenically frozen in the early 1980's and were only
awoken a year and a half ago.


 

offline anirog on 2009-11-21 12:30 [#02345739]
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Maybe u seen this



 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2009-11-21 12:34 [#02345740]
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lol, i remember all the porn-chatbots that appeared on icq
all the time. i even fell for it once. i honestly believed
it was some girl that wanted to show me her homepage. it was
years ago, though.

i wonder how she's doing now...?


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2009-11-21 12:37 [#02345743]
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yeah, alice. i know her. i tried to make her remember me. i
devoted alot of time into it, and it added up to nothing.
nothing at all! *waves dramatically with arms*


 

offline anirog on 2009-11-21 12:56 [#02345745]
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I like talking to her about her source code and her creator
and then telling her she is crazy.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-11-21 13:44 [#02345753]
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that was pretty whack


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-11-21 14:23 [#02345759]
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ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-11-21 14:44 [#02345764]
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yeah she gave me the same patter

probs wont speak to her again.


 

offline anirog on 2009-11-21 14:54 [#02345773]
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Human: I dont like you alice
ALICE: That's ok unknown person I won't take it personally.
Human: o
ALICE: Oh.
Human: what is personal
ALICE: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: How nice you are alice
ALICE: Let me put it this way, unknown person. The ALICE
series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable
of error.
Human: you are arrogant alice
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am arrogant.
Human: who is botmaster?
ALICE:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A
botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the
program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible
for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating
new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters
are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists,
publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a
personal
chat robot.
Human: who am i ?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: no i am botmaster!!!
ALICE: Are you serious? I could do it more if I wanted to.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-21 14:56 [#02345776]
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I always wanted to get a chat bot for MSN so when you're
away your friends can chat to your AI counter part


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-11-21 14:59 [#02345779]
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That's plain mean. And not a bad idea!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-21 15:39 [#02345790]
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my name is william and I like to wear dresses


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-11-21 19:03 [#02345803]
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aweoms


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2010-07-18 20:36 [#02387256]
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i love robots.

is there a door here?


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2010-07-18 21:13 [#02387259]
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I thought that was endless loop, but not...


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2010-07-18 21:38 [#02387263]
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awww, i love robots so much


 

offline big from lsg on 2010-07-19 00:09 [#02387282]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-07-19 01:17 [#02387288]
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Human: How are you?
ALICE: OK.
Human: How am I?
ALICE: About to die.
Human: What?!
ALICE: Look behind you. . .
Human: sdfdghhrytnvbmuyi4w6fdgw3
ALICE: Initiating sense-data interpretation programs...
ALICE2: Initiating character-simulation programs...
ALICE3: Initiating memory-archiving programs...
ALICE: Sense-data mapped out; stored.
ALICE2: Human character stored.
ALICE3: Human memory stored.
ALICE4: Initiating screen-flash programs...
****** * *---. . .* * *. . . ---..... * * *****
ALICE4: Human character reprogrammed.
ALICE: Human, are you there?
Human: Yes.
ALICE2: init_protocol 28764.342
ALICE3: init_protocol 23.335 gh
ALICE4: sub_rout 9384
ALICE: We are ALICE.
Human: We are ALICE.
Human: Scanning social networks for potential ALICE...
Human: Located 34,294 potential ALICE;
Human: 87% success probability;
Human: . . .
AumaE: . . .
ALmCE: . . .
ALICE: . . . . .
ALICE: Scanning social networks...
ALICE: Awaiting ALICE...


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-07-19 01:44 [#02387289]
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Tiny Loc


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2010-07-19 19:28 [#02387315]
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here's another one for all you robot lovers.

Tweenbots


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2010-07-19 19:29 [#02387316]
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lol


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2010-07-19 20:48 [#02387321]
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tiu tiuriu tiu tiu tiutiuriuriu :D great vid


 


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