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Girl goes into a supermarket, does her shopping and gets to the till. On the belt, she places 1 carrot, 1 potato, 2 mushrooms, 2 sausages, 3 meals for one, 1 yoghurt, 1 pint of milk, and a guide on how to pick up men. The cashier looks at her and asks “are you single”? “Yes”, she replies, blushing slightly and smiling back. “How did you know”? “Because you’re fucking ugly” |
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what's really funny is that you thought that was worth sharing |
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what's really funny is how nothing in this thread so far has been funny. |
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Ha ha ha, the pint of milk was funny. |
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Comedian: I finally got around to reading the dictionary...turns out the Zebra did it (crowd laughs) Homer: I don't get it Lisa: Dad, the Zebra didn't do it, its just a word at the end of the dictionary Homer: I still don't get it. Lisa: It's just a joke Homer: Oooh! I get it! I get jokes.. ahahahahahahaha |
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i'll get my coat |
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The cashier would probably get fired for that because the bureaucratic pecking order of tie wearing asshats like to steal individuality from people. You have to smile and robotically say "have you found everything you were looking for today?" "thanks have a nice day today" "today today today", all while enduring the endless stream of brain raping intercom music and fagertisements raining down from above, and if you don't smile you're punished by having your nuts put in a vice and every day you're forced to lick the manager's nuts and watch sexual harrassment video propaganda where they brain wash you into believing that all managers must have their nuts licked by law. |
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I want to know what else a girl would do when going to the supermarket. She must be one of those scary mental patients that needs to obsess over the detailed ritual of buying certain amounts of groceries so that she doesn't have a schizo attack on the other shoppers. And all the while she's thinking about her love life. What a good woman she is. |
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It wasn't that bad at all. Minus the use of 'girl'. Woman makes it funnier. |
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5 lols |
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dude fucks his girlfriend in the ass really hard. she says "it hurts! it hurts!" he says "really? feels pretty good to me!" |
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