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it was a warm and pleasent evening in devon, 1951... so around 10 to 8 on a 12 hour clock. tim was anxiously waiting the best night of his life, that had been promised to him by the sizzling hot daughter of a pig farmer. he waited with bated breath for her immense presence, like a greedy fat kid queuing at macdonalds. he longed for her, eagerly awaiting the exquisite taste of her delightful clunge he so wanted to experience. the moment was gratefully upon him, no less than the knowing peak of a junkies next hit, as she strode in to his rented mobile abode like a gorgeous world champion sumo wrestling goddess. being the gentleman he is, he helped her squeeze out of her wellies, discreetly sniffing the aroma inside them before he placed them next to his tattered dunlops. she raised her arms in a teasing stretch revealing small curly sweat covered hairs that glistened in her armpits like a bead of cum on a brothel curtain rail. he was in for a treat, as she was going to school him in the art of tantric drinking, followed by barely concious romance, that would inevitably involve baby oil and whips. his heart skipped a beat in anticipation for her beauty and oversized clitoris, that he would worship in his mouth like a savoured fruit pastille that he dare not chew. he loved fruit pastilles, but he loved her more. he grabbed her big flapping goal keeper hands and lightly directed her to his bunk bed, enticing her wonderfully obese legs to thud their way towards his star wars duvet. after many flaggons of homemade hooch the inebriated pig farmers daughter chucked aside the lovers pair of mugs and beckoned him closer with her finger, whilst licking her substantially hairy lip in a saucy manner. his eyes brightened with excitment, and so did the contents of his baggy, pee stained y-fronts. this was his heaven. this is all he had dreamt for many years. |
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with one quick flick, his skidmarked underpants flew off his tiny pin legs and up on to the top bunk, in which his one armed, deaf brother slept unaware of the hooch fueled lusty lovers that were beneath him. squidgily his damp, bushy gusseted queen and her huge inbred, beast like 7 foot frame covered his puny 7 stone body. she reached down to grab his throbbing wang to guide like a missile into her warm velvet tunnel, when suddenly she farted... ...meanwhile her doting husband was earning his crust in the stable, training whippets to rape horses for the benefit of depraved millionaire japanese businessmen. |
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youre a sick man,cliff. will you marry me? |
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i'd marry you so hard you'd wish your ring finger had never been born* *or something else manly and sexy that was better. |
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i didnt read that i just wanted to say hello |
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i saw no evil |
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Reminds me of that old bluegrass classic "I gave her a ring,she gave me the finger." |
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hello! |
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hello hello its good to be back good to be back oh dear... |
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I came. |
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I saw. |
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize anyone was watching. |
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nice work |
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A good story, has anyone already read the book that one guy from cassetteboy (!!!) wrote? Earth inc. , it's called. I'm a big fan of cassetteboy and as soon as i have some money i think i'll order the book "A funny, charming, inventive comic novel. Michael Bollen’s warmth, sharp wit and eye for satirical detail reminded me of Douglas Adams. Quite possibly the best work of fiction since The Bible." |
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Yeah, I was about to cum until I read that part! :( Oh, wait! ... There I go. ^^ |
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fave + |
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The Bible is not fiction |
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This book will get Fabio out of unemployment at last |
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