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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 16:02 [#02334129]
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In celebration of xltronic rearing its ugly head back onto
the internet's ugly body I have made a new spam:

http://www.speedyshare.com/585340961.html

I continue my theme of sucking at music, but this time I
only use 3 chords (the 1,4 and 5... so for c major its ceg,
fac, gbd.. and for a minor its ace, dfa, egb). Also the
'melody' (yeah right, I don't now how to make melody) only
uses notes from the chord. I got this amazing idea from the
song 'twinkle twinkle little star'.

Includes 4 gay songs. That's 400% more gayness
than just 1 song!



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 16:04 [#02334130]
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Oh cool I forgot to lazy link, this will be a good excuse to
bump my thread and increase the number of replies from 1 to
2!:

LAZY$TITLE


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-10-07 17:11 [#02334179]
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i kind of wondered that. then i tried it at work and no
dice.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 18:03 [#02334238]
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Yeah, me too. Cos I am sure it had been the only site to go
a bit funny before...

But hooray for it being back in operation and making us all
realise how horrifically dependant on it we all are! ^^


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 18:34 [#02334256]
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this is a colossal release! i am very excited, i feel like
i'm going to become..... rabid


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:03 [#02334266]
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Man, you should see this booger I picked just now. I mean
there's boogers... and then there's BOOGERS. And this was
the latter. It wasn't the most epic booger ever but it was
pretty good.
Ok, it has multiple parts but on the whole its about the
length of my pinky fingernail (unless you count the slimy
strand end which makes it a little more than twice that
long). So its kind of long, but quite thin. The main part
has two yellowy white ends with an unusually brownish
center. The center kind of has the look of chicken skin. The
whole thing is mostly pretty hard but one of the
yellowy/white ends has a more liquidy thin long slime strand
that actually gets oranger the further out it goes.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-10-07 19:19 [#02334276]
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i once tried writing the ultimate song by playing one chord
for 3 minutes and just using a pitch bend to create a
melody.

it probably would have cured cancer and aids it was that
good, but i forgot to record it, and just couldn't replicate
it.

my bad.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:23 [#02334277]
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You dont take cocaine do you wMw?
It sounds big enough to have a street value.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-07 19:26 [#02334278]
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it actually only 300% more gayness than 1 gay song w m w


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-07 19:27 [#02334279]
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pretty dope/gay/awesome song(s) though!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-07 19:40 [#02334286]
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Oh cool I forgot to lazy link, this will be a good excuse
to bump my thread and increase the number of replies from 1
to 2!



 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:42 [#02334287]
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400% gayness is a pretty good deal i think


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 19:59 [#02334290]
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I th ink I me ant to write '400% times
more gayness.
Cuz one song has 100% gayness, which is the same as 100/100,
which is the same as 1. Then 4 times 1 is 4. But I worded it
addititivititily, not multiplipluctatedly so I think it is
300% more but 400% times more or something.
But this would mean there is actually 100% more gayness than
originally advertised.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 20:00 [#02334291]
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Wait no, it was false advertising. There is 100% less
gayness than originally advertised, I'm sorry.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-07 20:08 [#02334294]
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thanks for clarifying


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2009-10-07 20:14 [#02334295]
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This is giving me a appetite.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 20:27 [#02334302]
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I wonder if brains have boogers but we just can't ever reach
to pick them.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-07 20:30 [#02334304]
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My Mum told me if I picked my nose my head would cave in.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-07 20:39 [#02334310]
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she lied


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-10-08 01:24 [#02334326]
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I picture a person with down syndrome with a party hat on
dancing to the third part. it's his birthday and all he
wants to do is dance!


 

offline freqy on 2009-10-08 01:27 [#02334327]
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wmw my life is a computer game when i hear you on my mp3 in
the street i jump over peoples heads and collect stars and
everything.!




 

offline freqy on 2009-10-08 04:17 [#02334364]
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but much more this. This was just one day in the life of wmw
musics.

thank you


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-10-08 04:20 [#02334365]
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you'ra a gifted man.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-08 04:47 [#02334367]
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Thanks nigresses!

Here's two more songs, unfortunately:
LAZY_TITLE

I basically just set up dummy silent 'guide chords' using
only those 3 chords I mentioned. Just kind of whatever
pattern sounds goodish, spaced about 8 rows apart. Then make
the real notes doing whatever the hell you want but having
to use only the notes in the guide chord. Like:

-ceg (do any stuff with notes c,e and g in this section)
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
fac (do any stuff with notes f,a and c in this section)
-
-
-
-
-
-
-

(but occasionally these notes sound ok in their respective
sections too, just used less frequently:

ceg: also d,b
fac: also e,g
gbd: also f,a
(basically the notes left/right adjacent to the first letter
on each above sentence)
)
But I don't know what I'm doing.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-08 06:20 [#02334397]
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my life is a computer game

A+


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-10-08 07:11 [#02334399]
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what are you doing?


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-08 09:31 [#02334428]
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i actually like the end part, emotional and very moving i
thought


 


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