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will that be all? |
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last week I took a crap and grabbed it with a tissue because I had to give it to the doctor. |
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I felt very bad. |
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what was the result of the anal-isys? |
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You need to learn to do your blanks without that dot! :) |
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Did you bring it still in the tissue? |
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How moving... |
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no, in a little box. the test result is normal, but I can't forget it. just before I reached to grab my crap, the best moments of my life came back, the birthday I turned out to be 8 when my whole3 family was together, the first time I kissed a girl and so on.Then it happened...I grabbed it and my whole life has changed since then... |
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now I am a shit-grabber, I am into holding warm crap. |
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So if you ever ask 'is this stool taken?' we should worry? |
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Remind me that, once I was free, Once I was cool, once I was me. |
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and pancake lizard would fit in for the background music. |
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Great song. |
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you fail at dupesmaking |
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Hee hee! |
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thats not important, whats really important is if the dupesmaking ever fails on me or you. |
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:D |
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today i received an sms |
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good for your health. |
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it was the phone company |
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I haven't changed my mind. |
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hold on did you grab it as it came out or did you grab it after it had dropped into the toilet |
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Normally you use this little plastic spoon thing that then screws on a small bottle. It's a pretty normal procedure. I heard it can be a bit tricky for very small people with green hair. |
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haha :D |
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sometimes when i'm bored i google things like this just to see what i come up with. "foot sack" also gets you interesting results. |
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it dropped in |
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i went on a school trip to france in 87 and bought some fizzy pop called 'sshhhhtpppsssst' or summin like that? it was lovingly remamed shit piss. didn't taste none too clever neither. |
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Bootiful! |
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if you drink your piss u dont die that guy on discovery channel drank it |
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Do you die if you eat shit? |
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You dont die it just makes you ill. However if you were to inject fecal matter directly into the bloodstream youd die. I recently read about an odd new procedure whereby colic disease is treated with an enema of SOMEONE ELSES CRAP!Although diluted,still pretty nasty,no? |
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Don't vunerable people like, I don't know, hostages and people wrongly banged up in mental institutions commit suicide by eating their (or I don't know, friends') poo? I don't know if I read this or just made it up. If I never post again you'll know I tried it out and died with poo(ier) breath. |
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Its called copraphagia.The eating of ones own faeces. |
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Sorry,but in addition prisoners etc usually smear shit over themselves to make it difficult for officers to grab them and also very unpleasant.So,they use their crap as a weapon rather than any mental illness that drives them to do this. |
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interesting |
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very nsfw |
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why in the devil did you post that |
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seemed like an appropriate time |
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