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offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-09-23 11:29 [#02329026]
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'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

Philip Glass


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2009-09-23 11:34 [#02329029]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular



knock knock who's there
knock who's there
who's there knock
who's there knock knock
there knock knock
there knock knock who's
knock knock who's
knock knock who's there
steve reich



 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 11:38 [#02329031]
Points: 1275 Status: Lurker



'knock knock'

"who's there?"

its death

so what?

so thats it

:D :D


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-09-23 11:40 [#02329032]
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'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

Stockhausen


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 11:42 [#02329033]
Points: 1275 Status: Lurker



:D :D :D :D


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 11:45 [#02329034]
Points: 1275 Status: Lurker



'knock knock'

"who's there?"

Its Aphex

so what?

I bringed new bits for cash.

fuck of you shit.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 12:57 [#02329039]
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'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

'knock knock'

"who's there?"

"lol"

"Bloody kids."


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:54 [#02329074]
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That actually made me laugh.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:55 [#02329076]
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So did that!


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2009-09-23 17:37 [#02329228]
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"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Pecan."

"Pecan who?"

"Pecan someone your own size!"


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 17:40 [#02329232]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict



"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"There's a fly in my soup!"

"Wrong joke, mate."


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:43 [#02329237]
Points: 487 Status: Lurker



Noddy is on his way to see his best friend Big-Ears. He
puts on his special blue shorts, red hat and red jacket to
match his little red shoes - and leaves his house.

He meets the Postman.

He says excitedly: "Hi, Posties, I'm off to see my best
friend Big-Ears."

He meets the Milkman.

"Hi, Milko, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears."

He sees a delivery man.

"Hi, Van Man, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears."

He sees his neighbour, riding a cycle.

"Hi, Cyclies, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears."

He arrives at Big-Ears gate and cannot wait to surprise his
friend.

Noddy knocks on the door and Big-Ears opens it and says:


"Not you again! FUCK OFF!"

jokes are as funny as metal likka dood



 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 17:44 [#02329239]
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Alternatively:

"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman."

"The pub is next door."



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2009-09-23 17:44 [#02329240]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02329232



"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Bigish"

"Bigish who?"

"Get a job you lazy bastard!"


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:49 [#02329246]
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that's sooooo terrible
i'll have to tell my girlfriends


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:47 [#02329308]
Points: 3644 Status: Regular



knock knock knock KNOOOOOOOCK

whose there

beethoven


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 18:52 [#02329310]
Points: 6015 Status: Lurker



'knock knock'

"who's there?"

"Hey i was wondering, i have to crap in your toilet cause i
went on a walk and my house is far from here, so can i use
your toilet pleaaase?"

....

'knock knock'

....

"fuck."

'shit'



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2009-09-23 19:04 [#02329318]
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shame


 


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