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Guybrush
from the white room on 2009-09-23 11:29 [#02329026]
Points: 2556 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
Philip Glass
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-09-23 11:34 [#02329029]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular
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knock knock who's there knock who's there who's there knock who's there knock knock there knock knock there knock knock who's knock knock who's knock knock who's there steve reich
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 11:38 [#02329031]
Points: 1275 Status: Lurker
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'knock knock'
"who's there?"
its death
so what?
so thats it
:D :D
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2009-09-23 11:40 [#02329032]
Points: 11234 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
Stockhausen
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 11:42 [#02329033]
Points: 1275 Status: Lurker
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:D :D :D :D
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 11:45 [#02329034]
Points: 1275 Status: Lurker
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'knock knock'
"who's there?"
Its Aphex
so what?
I bringed new bits for cash.
fuck of you shit.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 12:57 [#02329039]
Points: 3185 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
'knock knock'
"who's there?"
"lol"
"Bloody kids."
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:54 [#02329074]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to earthleakage: #02329029 | Show recordbag
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That actually made me laugh.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:55 [#02329076]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02329039 | Show recordbag
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So did that!
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-23 17:37 [#02329228]
Points: 1767 Status: Lurker
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"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Pecan."
"Pecan who?"
"Pecan someone your own size!"
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 17:40 [#02329232]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict
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"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"There's a fly in my soup!"
"Wrong joke, mate."
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christ deburger
from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:43 [#02329237]
Points: 487 Status: Lurker
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Noddy is on his way to see his best friend Big-Ears. He puts on his special blue shorts, red hat and red jacket to match his little red shoes - and leaves his house.
He meets the Postman. He says excitedly: "Hi, Posties, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears."
He meets the Milkman. "Hi, Milko, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears." He sees a delivery man. "Hi, Van Man, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears." He sees his neighbour, riding a cycle. "Hi, Cyclies, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears." He arrives at Big-Ears gate and cannot wait to surprise his friend.
Noddy knocks on the door and Big-Ears opens it and says: "Not you again! FUCK OFF!"
jokes are as funny as metal likka dood
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 17:44 [#02329239]
Points: 2298 Status: Addict
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Alternatively:
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman."
"The pub is next door."
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2009-09-23 17:44 [#02329240]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to Descent: #02329232
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"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Bigish"
"Bigish who?"
"Get a job you lazy bastard!"
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christ deburger
from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:49 [#02329246]
Points: 487 Status: Lurker | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02329039
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that's sooooo terrible i'll have to tell my girlfriends
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:47 [#02329308]
Points: 3644 Status: Regular
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knock knock knock KNOOOOOOOCK
whose there
beethoven
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 18:52 [#02329310]
Points: 6015 Status: Lurker
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'knock knock'
"who's there?"
"Hey i was wondering, i have to crap in your toilet cause i went on a walk and my house is far from here, so can i use your toilet pleaaase?"
....
'knock knock'
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"fuck."
'shit'
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2009-09-23 19:04 [#02329318]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to pulseclock: #02329310
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shame
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