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offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-09-21 15:30 [#02328631]
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today i put a cd on top of another cd in the cd drive. it
sounded like it was going to blow up.

please share your senior moments.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-21 15:40 [#02328635]
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I thought HHGTTG was a make of trainers.
:,


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-09-21 15:41 [#02328637]
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I forgot was i was going to say


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2009-09-21 15:43 [#02328640]
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bah! what?! i can't hear a damn thing!


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-09-23 09:09 [#02328973]
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i went to buy some items at the shop the other day that came
to £10 exactly, after paying with a £10 note i still stood
there waiting for change like a doddery old cunt.



 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 09:11 [#02328974]
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Aw,bless.
Sit down and have a cuppa ovaltine...gramps.
:)


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-09-23 09:14 [#02328978]
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why thanks sonny...

here, have a werther's original.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-23 09:16 [#02328979]
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hahahaha


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 09:16 [#02328980]
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Can I sit on your lap?


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-09-23 09:31 [#02328983]
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forget that, hop in the basket of my electric shopping cart
and i'll take you for a spin.

i can get 10mph out of this hog, maybe 12mph on a
downhill with the wind behind me.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-09-23 10:00 [#02328991]
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you are a living legend.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-23 10:10 [#02328993]
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lolzs


 

offline toby from ^_^ (China) on 2009-09-23 10:14 [#02328996]
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cliff often delivers a good smile


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-23 10:28 [#02329001]
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i just found a piece shit


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offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 10:33 [#02329002]
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a peace shit.
:)


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 10:36 [#02329004]
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:D
You know how to turn a girl on.


 

offline toby from ^_^ (China) on 2009-09-23 10:47 [#02329008]
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donnie darko poo lol


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:02 [#02329041]
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To continue the theme of Cliff's £10 notes;

Once, I went to an ATM to withdraw some cash. I decided £10
would be enough, took my card but not the cash, without
thinking, and strolled away. I realised my mistake quite
quickly and returned to the ATM to find a guy there asking
me if I had just withdrawn some money. I told him yes and he
gave me the £10. I was quite awe-struck at his niceness. I
wanted to call him a saint, but that seemed somehow a bit
OTT and a little cliched or something, I guess.

Also, that was the third time (that I can remember) doing
this. I don't think I have any common sense... :(


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-23 14:59 [#02329126]
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now eating high quality pistachio ice-cream


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-23 15:09 [#02329135]
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it tastes of high quality but its doesn't taste of pistachio


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 15:16 [#02329140]
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lol


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 16:23 [#02329174]
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i dont get em
i am my johnson


 


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