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offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 17:09 [#02327880]
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I don't want to have a wank, but not having a wank is
making me want to have a wank.

What do you propose?


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 17:11 [#02327882]
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Sit on your hands?
Take up crochet?
Eat instead.

Hang on...why dont you want to have one?



 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 17:17 [#02327884]
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Dunno, just... I should be out getting pussy, not tricking
my body into thinking I am getting some whilst actually
being alone in front of a laptop. :(

But I can't stop thinking about it! :'(

I want to have a more rich sexual experience. Wanking
doesn't provide me with that.

I had this dream about a girl that I know's ass last night
and it was pretty awesome. because I know the girl and she
is quite attractive. Knowing her is what makes her
attractive. Not just the fact that she is good looking.
That's why the internet doesn't fulfil my needs in this way.


The logical thing to do would be to go out and find me a
woman!

But, the thing is that I will only be here for another week,
so there wouldn't be much point in trying to meet someone.
May as well wait til I get back to Brighton, where I will be
for the next 9 months.

Lol- sitting on my hands is a good suggestion. :D

It is not like I have a big problem with it. I don't do it
excessively or anything. I just want to have sex rather than
create the illusion of having sex...


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 17:19 [#02327885]
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You do realise dont you,when you disappear off here your
exit will be met with a rousing chorus of,'we know what
youre do-ing'?
Saturday morning when you log in theyll be a thread
titled,'How was your wank Traccy old man?'
I wont be in anyway responsible obviously.
:)


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 17:22 [#02327887]
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I'm a girl,mate,you know Im gonna advise you to go out ,find
a nice bird and marry her asap dont you?
Im kidding,but,seriously,just do what you gotta do,use the
internet but make it special-light a candle,put on a little
R'n'B...
:D


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 17:24 [#02327888]
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hahaha! :D

Yeah, mebbe.

Some of my friends used to call me traccy too, btw! But I
don't really use that nickname any more... not such a bad
thing, I guess it is a bit of a silly word, hehe. ;)


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-09-18 17:30 [#02327892]
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Its great that you're finally getting to grips with puberty.


 


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