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Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 03:46 [#00155696]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker

Sign at a radiator shop:
(A-1 Radiator) "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a laundry shop:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no
charge,
close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be
satisfactory?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate
action."

On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to
the right place."

On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed
up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-03 03:51 [#00155704]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker

hahahahaha That's it, Aktium, that's it!

Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 03:53 [#00155708]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker

is that the 4th catsup inncoden't tonight?

Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-03 03:56 [#00155711]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker

You guessed it! hahaha~!

xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-03 05:07 [#00155747]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular

I used to have a book full of funny signs like that.

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