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offline versionthree on 2009-09-18 04:57 [#02327587]
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with one superhero power, what should it be? I would like
the ability to see through womens clothes

Not x-ray. Just through clothes.

And I would also dance like techno viking. that would scare
the punks away


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-18 06:42 [#02327601]
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I'd have this crazy power which just allows you to get a
really cool job what you always wanted. Boring,but very
fucking practical.


 

offline versionthree on 2009-09-18 06:46 [#02327602]
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You are supposd to fight crime with your superpower! How can
you fight crime with the ability to get a really cool job?

This is just silly


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-18 06:52 [#02327606]
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OK... so explain to me how your super powers help you fight
crime?

I mean, maybe you need to see through clothes to see wire
taps? And scare people away...cos you is THE VILLAIN!!

HAHA FOUND YOU OUT!!

I'm putting you on my list of villains Versionthreeman.


 

offline versionthree on 2009-09-18 06:56 [#02327607]
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That's right. And the first thing I would do is to visit
your fancy ass superjob and see through your clothes and
laugh.

(while dancing technovikingdance)


 

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-09-18 06:57 [#02327608]
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to be able to achieve a powerful erection


 

offline versionthree on 2009-09-18 07:15 [#02327609]
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Check the spam folder in your mailbox!


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-09-18 07:52 [#02327617]
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The Linderman power!


 

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-09-18 07:57 [#02327619]
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to find sexy single people in my local area and have sex
with them tonight


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-09-18 08:34 [#02327629]
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the ultimate power is to stop people from fighting by
showing them how wrong they are and its useless to be
a menace to people for their benefit. that would be mine.
i would just look the people in the eyes and theyd know.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-18 10:20 [#02327668]
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i wouyld like the power to make the dopest music that would
bring together the world in world peace and end all wars and
fighting and inspire all the poor people in the wolrd to get
a job and then be rich


 

offline versionthree on 2009-09-18 11:13 [#02327693]
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ijonspeches&MetallicaDude: You are both hippie-vigilantes,
the most powerful of them all. You come in peace, and I love
you both! You win my thread


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 12:18 [#02327726]
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Powerful?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 12:23 [#02327727]
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You only need the internet for that, silly...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 12:24 [#02327728]
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...According to the internet, at least.


 

offline steve from chicago on 2009-09-18 13:13 [#02327761]
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the power to reverse the effects of an attack without even
trying. so if someone shoots me, the bullet would hit them.
if they tried punch me, they would hit themselves in the
face. bees would drop dead around me. viruses self destruct.
i'd be invincible.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-09-18 13:28 [#02327766]
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i wanna be dr manhattan. i always wanted to have a blue dong
AND get away with it.


 

offline toby from ^_^ (China) on 2009-09-18 14:03 [#02327775]
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yes power to make the world smile.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-18 14:24 [#02327780]
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Dr.Manhattan is HOT.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-09-18 14:51 [#02327786]
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i'd want the ability to control time.


 

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-09-18 21:24 [#02327952]
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to be able to poo so it comes out all nicely and don't need
bogroll


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-09-19 01:31 [#02327976]
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your super power sucks dude. I would totally walk up and
just freeze time and shoot your ass. Then i'd go and
buttfuck Catherine Zeta Jones. Then I'd unpause time and
she'd be like "ohh my ass!" but it would be too late...
she'd get over it.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-09-19 03:12 [#02327983]
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a love viglante i wish i was


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-20 06:46 [#02328273]
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i had a dream i was a vigilanties side-kick.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-20 07:19 [#02328281]
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I'd have a power like Shang Tsung so I could morph and use
any other power at will.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-20 07:32 [#02328288]
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Thats kinda sad,man,thats like 'always the bridesmaid,never
the bride.'Unless you were sidekick to a smoking hot
suerheroine and one of your duties was to...I dont
know...sort out her latex underwear or shave her legs or
something.
:)


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-20 08:51 [#02328294]
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... its ok, it was a reference to a song called
side kick


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2009-09-20 09:44 [#02328295]
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Invisibility, or even just a cloaking ability where I'll
just be barely visible. I'd probably opt to use my powers to
be a gentleman thief rather than a crime fighter.


 


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