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2 bottles of Stella 1 sandwich with tuna, sweetcorn, mayo, Worcester sauce and pepper what do you have? |
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Leprosy :( |
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an empty wallet. but clear conscience. |
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a pot noodle and a sore arm |
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wanking claw |
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overly caffenated bloodstream and a clogged colon |
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money wine and a dong to talk about |
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i cut my nails yesterday so you can't refer to my arm as that |
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im not jeremy beadle |
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if you were a mathematician you could work it out with a pencil i'm here all night, ladie and gentlemen |
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i dont get it. again. |
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dobbin is jeremy beadle |
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ohhh, nvm |
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fuck you for not getting my ironically lame joke |
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I liked it. |
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watch out horsey about. |
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u kissed a girl |
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i have points |
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a penis |
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A master plan |
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I have one. |
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I bought a 10 pack of Heineken, and it's labelled a "fridge pack". Hey, why not pop 'em in the fridge? Normally I store my beers on top of the radiator or in the car's glove box. Glove Box. Sounds dirty now, I think. I wish I had driving gloves. My dad had some though he never wore them. TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE. Just when you think this post will end. |
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that wasn't suppose to be a follow up to yoyoyoyo, i was going to then changed my mind haha a penis in hand is worth 2 in the bush |
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And now I have the giggles. |
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thats sweet |
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Just had a pizza. I'm alone tonight with my dog as russellette is visiting a friend. I have a hoyo de monterrey epicure No2, sweets, crisps, beer and weed. I expect to be posting plenty of bollocks here tonight. |
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I thought of you the other day RD when I saw this,although its not a style you favour,Im sure the imagery won't be lost on you. |
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i have Ableton Suite 8 box for free, yay! i have a pack of tobacco, and coffeee. |
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and a beer for later. and an appartment in Berlin for the next 4 weeks. |
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Hee hee! That's quite a, erm, cigar! I smoked one i had been saving. Best thing i've ever smoked. Aaaaanyway! I was in the mood for a cute manga and got this one called Naru*Taru (narutatu). It's got a lovely light and elegant line. Here's the but though, despite being extremely cute it apparently got banned in germany and edited in the US as it gets quite graphic. By browsing through vol1 you'd never imagine. It's odd and i guess was banned as it can trick parents. But a simple 18+ sticker would have stopped all confusion. |
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i have to go to the shop. |
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Always the way.I'm sure your name is now on a list somewhere,as mine undoubtedly is,and filed under D for 'Deviant'. Theres always something quite delicious about reading comics that have been branded in other countries. Christ,I hope I never grow out of them! |
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thats a lol cigar |
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The best example for me is Stairway to Heaven. A manga i was really looking forward to. So i order it from my local bookshop. Two days later i go back and the lady goes "sorry, it's banned. paedo and zoophilia". Needless to say i was flabbergasted and extremely embarassed. I came back a few days later after having done my research. I told her she put me in a horrid situation. She was sorry. We get along. Anyway, the comic is about this old lady who dies after a full and honest life. She's ready for heaven exept voila: she's a virgin. So she gets sent to this sex world and has her young body back. It's quite clever and funny. So far it's not graphic at all. The animals have penises instead of ears. That's about as weird as it gets. It's all cutesy too. Not my favourite drawings, but fun. It's in 4 volumes. Like many comics lying around, i haven't finished it. :( i'm terrible for that |
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lol- looks like summit by Banksy. |
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lol- good story. It made me smile and enjoy being at XL again. :) |
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I have read this thread |
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