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Hillbilly and the Attorney
 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-02 23:39 [#00155386]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker



A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting
to file for divorce.

Attorney: "May I help you?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".

Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John
Deere."

Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park
my John Deere."

Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church
on Sundays."

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or
anything?"

Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the
morning."

Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"

Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last
child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce."

 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-04-03 00:07 [#00155402]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



haa///////////1 ha ha ha ha ha!!

aw thats awsome!

 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 03:21 [#00155654]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker



hehe

 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-03 03:23 [#00155657]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker



Sahahahahahahaharahahahahahaha!
Would you believe that's the third time I've gotten ketchup
on my glasses from laughing too hard today? Wow! hahaha!


 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 03:26 [#00155666]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker



you been eatin' ketchup all day or something?

 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-03 03:28 [#00155669]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker



hahaha No, I'm not a messy eater, it's just from laughing!

 

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