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fuck me does it begin to get annoying |
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why do people clap the tv? fucking morons. they can't hear you dickhead. |
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and shouting at the tv when sports is on why? |
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Why do people clap when the plane lands? You don't clap getting on and off the tube "Come on people, let's here it! Graceful stop at Moorgate there, hardly felt it. WHOOP!" |
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You could probably do a comedy routine where you'd ask "So, something I've noticed, why do people clap so much at stand up comedy?" and the audience would clap a bit too much going "Yes, that's so true. That's just like me! WHOOP!" |
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haha |
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haha |
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comedy is rubbish |
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i hate it |
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applauding when the plane lands is an old habit that returned to fashion with the birth low cost companies |
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they're just glad they didn't crash and die, which means they didn't trust the pilot, which is quite an insult. |
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You can always rely on the British public to cheer when someone fails to do a simple task such as walking or carrying plates. |
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* resists starting a 'why do americans crap so much...' thread * |
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yes the old 'wheeeyyyy' response is a tradition |
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I was on the Tube a few days ago, and saw a man launch his arm into a closing door with his suitcase wielding hand, the door clamped down on his arm, trying to lever his way in. Persistence got his as far as having to yank his arm back out to the sound of "WAHEY!!!" from both sides of the door. |
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not sure about the pilots, but it's true that the field have de-professionalized a lot thru the years. i was coming back from amsterdam when we did the whole trip w/o flaps cos they were frozen |
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I admire people that can't contain themselves when something unexpected yet WELL WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF REASON happens, like someone falling over or someone dropping something. Anyone can maybe exercise a gasp or sudden intake of breath, but who I admire are those people have mastered the art of instinctively over doing it, going "ooooohhh" or "OH DEAR", screeching or if it's a bit comical going "Ah-hurrr .. hurr" and pointing, having sucessfully identifed that a combination Captain Caveman and Ali G is the ideal role model. The other side to this is kissing your teeth and making a non-sensical unfunny "comedy" remark when you walk past someone who's just suffered a grave accident. |
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i like the simple 'oop' when something goes wrong |
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saying "wahhheeey" is the english equivalent of saying FAIL on the internet. |
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puns are usually standard fare after such incidents. oh how i adore a good pun. |
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:) You should be a stand up satirist comedian that makes fun of the audience. I would pay to go and see you (at mates rates of course). |
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Why do you stretch your posts out, so that you say things in two posts rather than one? So that you can get points faster? |
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sometimes you post and then think of something else to post. phobs doesnt make edit function |
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plus you can get more points that way |
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wahhheeey! |
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you just failed yourself. double wahhheeey |
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Easy. We eat too much. |
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Free point! |
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try to make a quintuple post every week wofter doesnt make a new poll thay way you dont feel like you missed out on the poll voting points |
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I remember there was... umm... another (It wasn't me, i swear it!) poster making about a hundred posts containing nothing but "free point," but a mod deleted them all. Speaking of which, is rather funny as a result of the deleting. |
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They have big hands. |
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do you also have those stupid shows with crooner pop for old people & retards who clap in the same 4/4 rhythm in unison for the whole show? 2 mins in |
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They clap in 4/4 do they? How odd. |
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christ, that's annoying. |
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What's worse is when a clap train starts rolling and some are clapping every 1st and 3rd beat, some are clapping every 2nm and 4th and the rest have no concept of rhythm. |
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you don't even want to know about the theme song for a theater i goto and how people clap to the opening theater music. |
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i do :) |
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yeah, that kills me. |
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And the crowd eventually get tired, and the beat dissipates completely and it becomes applause for no reason. |
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