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from your own life. Preferably a happy one. K thx bai. <3 Ampi, I am particularly looking forward to one of your excellent anecdotes- hope you choose to post something in this thread! :) |
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once a threw a till full of money at a dog. i missed but all the money fell out |
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Lol- first I skim read it and I was gonna tell you to write a better one, which is happier. But this one, although it contains animal violence is quite farcical, which made me smile, so it's good. Thanks. :) Next please! |
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erm, the dog was chasing me down a stair case and it was a german shepard, and i missed anyway. he started it, so my actions were justified. |
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Fuck- are you being serious? :O |
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yes |
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That's weird. Were you robbing somewhere? And why was there a till full of money on a staircase? |
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you shouldnt make assumptions |
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lol- I was only joking about the robbing, but why was there a till with money in it on a staircase? |
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i was carrying it. |
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tonight an irish girl wanted my number after talking 5 minutes and claiming she liked me so much that he wanted me to met her jewish b/f |
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when i was 13 i accidentally set someone's front fence on fire. i contemplated phoning the fire brigade, but sloped off when i came back 10 minutes later and saw the guy throwing several large buckets of water on his own fence. |
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when i was 13, i hit a cooking apple with a tennis racket over about four gardens. 10 minutes later my mum came in and went mental. there was an indian woman at the door. the cooking apple had gone through her patio roof and landed on her. |
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when i was 13 i did an experiment. i wanted to see how far i could go frm my house and still hear my music with my bedroom windows open. i walked about three quarters of a mile and it was still audible. on the way back home, 75% of my street was looking out their window to see what the racket was. |
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when i was 13 i was sent out of the classroom for misbehaving. it was a clear case of mistaken identity, but my reputation went before me because I was always in trouble. i protested my innocence but the teacher was having none of it, so i stormed out and slammed the classroom door shut so hard that the glass pane fell out and landed in the corridor. |
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one time my cat bited me |
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I got over my fear of using public toilets yesterday by shitting myself in the middle of a shopping centre. |
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cool story bro |
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i don't really have any good happy ones. trying real hard to think of one so may get back to you later |
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never ending stories tiu riu riu riu. :) |
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hahaha! Perfect. That was pleasant. :) |
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SHit, man! That story was pretty visceral, but it had a happy ending. :) |
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Fuckin hell, you little tear-away. :) |
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hahaha! Tear-away. |
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haha! That was a heart-warming tale, compared to the rest, though it still involves pissing someone else in some way. Can you remember what song it was you were playing while you did that? |
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haha! 9.5/10 |
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Cool. I look forward to your anecdote. :) |
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cool facts |
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