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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 07:29 [#02321007]
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Its one of my favorite activities.


 

offline big from lsg on 2009-08-30 07:31 [#02321009]
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i'm not trying to judge you, but you should read
this


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-30 07:43 [#02321011]
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i can't stand this anymore


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offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-08-30 07:43 [#02321012]
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cant find a girl to help you?


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-30 08:11 [#02321020]
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whats you favourite way to masturbate w m w


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 09:51 [#02321037]
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lol


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 10:02 [#02321040]
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.


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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-30 10:16 [#02321045]
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i'm not trying to judge you, but you should read
this


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-30 11:02 [#02321054]
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not trying to say anythinh, just


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-08-30 11:31 [#02321062]
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CYBORGS AINT LADIES!


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-08-30 11:35 [#02321064]
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wMw upgraded to the fleshlight, he's a happy camper now.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 11:40 [#02321066]
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Masturbation & Comics
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 13:07 [#02321082]
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from a time when the word wank meant nothing more than ZAP
CLANK POW CLONK


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 13:10 [#02321084]
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Well it made me chuckle.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-30 16:00 [#02321138]
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lol nice 1


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-30 16:06 [#02321141]
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whats the most times you ever wanked in a day


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 16:12 [#02321146]
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Youve really had your interest sparked with this, huh dude?


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2009-08-30 16:13 [#02321150]
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i can't be arsed to wank. i'll let someone else do that for
me. it's really practical. it keeps your hands free - and
clean!


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2009-08-30 16:15 [#02321153]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-30 16:26 [#02321158]
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i suppose you could say im a wanking connoisseur


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-30 16:27 [#02321159]
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im wanking.. right now!!!


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-30 16:28 [#02321160]
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i just cummed all over xltronic


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-30 16:28 [#02321161]
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what about a wanking machine


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-30 16:30 [#02321162]
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that offends me. theres so much more to wanking then a
machines mechanical process


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-30 16:35 [#02321163]
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yes i was thinking to give one to take_the_piz but i can't
afford to pay it all alone, are you with me

is this practical and clean enoughLAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-31 16:52 [#02321547]
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"You cured thousands of people from one of the greatest
evils of all time. I am one of these thousands, having
suffered from masturbation for the last 12 years. My family
and friends saw the big difference in me, I saw the
difference in me. I just want to say a big Thank you."
(Testimonials section of that website)

So wat did this guy's family say to him; hey, you look
great. Have you stopped wankin?

And since when do people "suffer" masturbation, as if it's
an affliction?

XD


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-31 17:10 [#02321549]
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So wat did this guy's family say to him; hey, you look
great. Have you stopped wankin?


they shake hands for the first time


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-01 04:30 [#02321630]
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hehe! :D


 

offline CowCudIsATwin on 2009-09-01 10:53 [#02321736]
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some of my favs on that taketheaction.com

Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of
your valuable time watching pornographic content and then
masturbating)

Makes you feel guilty after masturbation (inferiority
complex)

Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since
you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic
content and then masturbating)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-01 10:57 [#02321739]
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nooooo you ruined everything, EVERYTHING!


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-03 12:36 [#02322188]
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Lol- I was thinking about that the other day at work. I
couldn't remember if someone had posted it already or I
would be able to post it myself.

But you posted. Very funny- good post. :)


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-03 19:08 [#02322341]
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big this has made me chuckle all week. i love the skeleton
holding the clock of wank doom


 

offline big from lsg on 2009-09-04 05:57 [#02322545]
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Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of
your valuable time browsing xltronic.com/mb and then
masturbating)

Makes you feel guilty browsing xltronic.com/mb (inferiority
complex)

Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since
you spend most of your valuable time browsing
xltronic.com/mb and then masturbating)



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-09-04 12:09 [#02322642]
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never tried wanking into a vacuum. that any good?


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-04 12:45 [#02322653]
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Difference between sex and masturbation is array of
electrical signals from your senses. So
http://www.taketheaction.com/index.html basicly states that
sex is wrong.


 


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