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hexane
on 2009-08-09 10:31 [#02313530]
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It makes you cum stupid hard
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-09 10:32 [#02313531]
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pics or it dint appen
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hexane
on 2009-08-09 10:35 [#02313532]
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Lately, my husband has started to insert his finger in my back passage when we have sex. I can usually stand it for about 30 seconds then have to pull his hand away because it hurts. Then he sometimes attempts it again – but I have to do push him away. He used to just lightly touch me there and that was ok but now he keeps going further.
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hexane
on 2009-08-09 10:39 [#02313535]
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sfw.n
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:41 [#02313536]
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hexane why didn't my code work and your's did?
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hexane
on 2009-08-09 10:43 [#02313538]
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coz phobs insists on line-breaking our posts :(
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:44 [#02313539]
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:(
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-08-09 10:46 [#02313540]
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Lately, my girlfriend has started to insert her finger in my
back passage when we have sex. I can usually stand it for about 30 seconds then have to pull her hand away because it
hurts. Then she sometimes attempts it again – but I have to
do push her away. She used to just lightly touch me there and
that was ok but now she keeps going further.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:48 [#02313542]
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ewww that's so gross you guys
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hexane
on 2009-08-09 10:53 [#02313545]
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Well, putting a finger in the partner's bottom is very common. It's called 'postillionage,' and it is usually done with a lubricant. But it's not every woman's cup of tea. And if you don't like it, you shouldn't have to submit to it. Can you also see that while you feel so controlled by this bottom play, you are never, ever going to enjoy it? I'm not saying that you would necessarily enjoy it if everything else was OK. But you might. The fact is that many women like having their bottoms played with - there are all sorts of nerve endings round the opening, which can provide quite a lot of pleasure. But you're not giving yourself a chance to find out if this might happen, for the simple reason that sex has become a chore, and you're only doing it to keep your husband.
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-08-09 10:53 [#02313546]
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pics or it dint happen realy
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:55 [#02313548]
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I heard that there is prostate gland in your ass which if moved can cause more intensity, but i never looked for it, i guess i can tonight thanks any tips?
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:56 [#02313549]
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any step by step instructional videos?
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 11:00 [#02313550]
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take it real slow. use lube not just spit or you'll tear something
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hexane
on 2009-08-09 11:01 [#02313551]
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I could poke you in the right direction, but its best just to explhore
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MutterMenace
from Groton (United States) on 2009-08-09 11:12 [#02313553]
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This sounds weird, but I'm gay and I hate putting stuff in there. It hurts too much so I generally top
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 12:21 [#02313561]
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how do you masturbate
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:06 [#02313595]
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I think the next poll should be 'are you gay?' because i would love to know the stats, no reason other than curiosity :P
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:07 [#02313596]
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when i masturbate i hold a tissue in my other hand so i wont make a mess. this makes it impossible to put my finger in my anus
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:07 [#02313597]
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there is a manual your dad is suppose to give you when you are 18, maybe you have to wait a few years, my dad sent me a PDF cus he was away
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:08 [#02313598]
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what are some good finger substitutes
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-09 14:11 [#02313601]
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you could try a small karrot
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-09 14:12 [#02313602]
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carrot* pesky 'k'
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:12 [#02313603]
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what if it breaks
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:13 [#02313604]
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or slides all the way in
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:16 [#02313608]
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I can't help there but if you want to know what a vagina feels like, you can buy a pack of fresh liver, microwave it and then line a tube with it and off you go!
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:17 [#02313609]
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where do i get tube
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:31 [#02313617]
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tube = the tube
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:47 [#02313632]
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hmmm dunno
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:47 [#02313633]
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i had the idea, but i never tried it, post pics and review later
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-09 15:05 [#02313643]
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If it slides all the way in you can just poop it out, and if it breaks, you can poop it out or think of it as a nutritious suppository and leave it in.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 15:08 [#02313644]
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its real tricky to poop it out. i got a salt shaker stuck in there and it was hell.
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-09 16:53 [#02313683]
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it occurs to me that all the same people are again in one of these threads, as i expected
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-09 17:02 [#02313690]
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yeah, you must be totally superior.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 17:06 [#02313691]
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i try to be in all threads (alot) unless the thread is REALLY boring
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Guybrush
from the white room on 2009-08-09 17:13 [#02313695]
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you could try sleeping with a girl instead you pervert
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 17:19 [#02313699]
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what if she dosnt finger his bum?
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 17:20 [#02313700]
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larn. make ying finger your bum. if she says 'no i get smelly finger' send her back
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Guybrush
from the white room on 2009-08-09 17:40 [#02313713]
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racial
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-08-09 17:53 [#02313721]
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finger in the anus while pooping
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 19:16 [#02313748]
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finger in the anus while farting
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-09 22:28 [#02313763]
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ampi max just made me experience my very first real life 'R O F L'
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-10 01:07 [#02313766]
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lol
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-10 01:09 [#02313767]
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(btw i didn't do the liver tube thing that's just gross)
and i would not let a girl put her finger in my bumbum
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-10 01:33 [#02313774]
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And now I got me finger stuck in me bum.
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pigster
from melbs on 2009-08-10 02:07 [#02313776]
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poop it out.
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-10 03:10 [#02313777]
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ampi made me lol irl.
fuck the tube full of liver the way to go is:
fill a pint glass with finely minced beef, add to it a dose of warm olive oil. cover the top of the glass with cling film. now take it to a comfortable spot and enjoy your very own hand held virgin
alternatively trap an inflated armband/water wing to the yanks beneath the cushion and the sofa/bed and mattress lube up and fuck shit out of your household furnishings.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-10 07:19 [#02313789]
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whats the best way to simulate a bumhole using meat
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md_geist
from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-08-11 05:04 [#02313980]
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Find Maddie. She's meat now.
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dethpeel
on 2013-03-23 07:33 [#02452438]
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DUBturbo now.
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