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online hexane on 2009-08-09 10:31 [#02313530]
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It makes you cum stupid hard


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-09 10:32 [#02313531]
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pics or it dint appen


 

online hexane on 2009-08-09 10:35 [#02313532]
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Lately, my husband has started to insert his finger in my
back passage when we have sex. I can usually stand it for
about 30 seconds then have to pull his hand away because it
hurts. Then he sometimes attempts it again but I have to
do push him away. He used to just lightly touch me there and
that was ok but now he keeps going further.


 

online hexane on 2009-08-09 10:39 [#02313535]
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sfw.n


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:41 [#02313536]
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hexane why didn't my code work and your's did?


 

online hexane on 2009-08-09 10:43 [#02313538]
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coz phobs insists on line-breaking our posts :(


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:44 [#02313539]
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:(


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-08-09 10:46 [#02313540]
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Lately, my girlfriend has started to insert her finger in my

back passage when we have sex. I can usually stand it for
about 30 seconds then have to pull her hand away because it

hurts. Then she sometimes attempts it again but I have to

do push her away. She used to just lightly touch me there
and
that was ok but now she keeps going further.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:48 [#02313542]
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ewww that's so gross you guys


 

online hexane on 2009-08-09 10:53 [#02313545]
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Well, putting a finger in the partner's bottom is very
common. It's called 'postillionage,' and it is usually done
with a lubricant. But it's not every woman's cup of tea. And
if you don't like it, you shouldn't have to submit to it.
Can you also see that while you feel so controlled by this
bottom play, you are never, ever going to enjoy it? I'm not
saying that you would necessarily enjoy it if everything
else was OK. But you might. The fact is that many women like
having their bottoms played with - there are all sorts of
nerve endings round the opening, which can provide quite a
lot of pleasure. But you're not giving yourself a chance to
find out if this might happen, for the simple reason that
sex has become a chore, and you're only doing it to keep
your husband.


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-08-09 10:53 [#02313546]
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pics or it dint happen realy


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:55 [#02313548]
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I heard that there is prostate gland in your ass which if
moved can cause more intensity, but i never looked for it, i
guess i can tonight thanks any tips?


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 10:56 [#02313549]
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any step by step instructional videos?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 11:00 [#02313550]
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take it real slow. use lube not just spit or you'll tear
something


 

online hexane on 2009-08-09 11:01 [#02313551]
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I could poke you in the right direction, but its best
just to explhore


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2009-08-09 11:12 [#02313553]
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This sounds weird, but I'm gay and I hate putting stuff in
there. It hurts too much so I generally top


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 12:21 [#02313561]
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how do you masturbate


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:06 [#02313595]
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I think the next poll should be 'are you gay?' because i
would love to know the stats, no reason other than curiosity
:P


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:07 [#02313596]
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when i masturbate i hold a tissue in my other hand so i wont
make a mess. this makes it impossible to put my finger in my
anus


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:07 [#02313597]
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there is a manual your dad is suppose to give you when you
are 18, maybe you have to wait a few years, my dad sent me a
PDF cus he was away


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:08 [#02313598]
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what are some good finger substitutes


 

offline Zephyr Twin from on 2009-08-09 14:11 [#02313601]
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you could try a small karrot


 

offline Zephyr Twin from on 2009-08-09 14:12 [#02313602]
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carrot* pesky 'k'


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:12 [#02313603]
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what if it breaks


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:13 [#02313604]
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or slides all the way in


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:16 [#02313608]
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I can't help there but if you want to know what a vagina
feels like, you can buy a pack of fresh liver, microwave it
and then line a tube with it and off you go!


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:17 [#02313609]
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where do i get tube


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 14:31 [#02313617]
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tube = the tube


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:47 [#02313632]
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hmmm dunno


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-09 14:47 [#02313633]
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i had the idea, but i never tried it, post pics and review
later


 

offline Zephyr Twin from on 2009-08-09 15:05 [#02313643]
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If it slides all the way in you can just poop it out, and if
it breaks, you can poop it out or think of it as a
nutritious suppository and leave it in.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 15:08 [#02313644]
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its real tricky to poop it out. i got a salt shaker stuck in
there and it was hell.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-09 16:53 [#02313683]
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it occurs to me that all the same people are again in one of
these threads, as i expected


 

offline Zephyr Twin from on 2009-08-09 17:02 [#02313690]
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yeah, you must be totally superior.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 17:06 [#02313691]
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i try to be in all threads (alot) unless the thread is
REALLY boring


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-08-09 17:13 [#02313695]
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you could try sleeping with a girl instead you pervert


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 17:19 [#02313699]
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what if she dosnt finger his bum?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-09 17:20 [#02313700]
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larn. make ying finger your bum. if she says 'no i get
smelly finger' send her back


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-08-09 17:40 [#02313713]
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racial


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-08-09 17:53 [#02313721]
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finger in the anus while pooping


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-09 19:16 [#02313748]
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finger in the anus while farting


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-09 22:28 [#02313763]
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ampi max just made me experience my very first real life 'R
O F L'


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-10 01:07 [#02313766]
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lol


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-10 01:09 [#02313767]
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(btw i didn't do the liver tube thing that's just gross)

and i would not let a girl put her finger in my bumbum


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-10 01:33 [#02313774]
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And now I got me finger stuck in me bum.


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2009-08-10 02:07 [#02313776]
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poop it out.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-10 03:10 [#02313777]
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ampi made me lol irl.

fuck the tube full of liver the way to go is:

fill a pint glass with finely minced beef, add to it a dose
of warm olive oil. cover the top of the glass with cling
film. now take it to a comfortable spot and enjoy your very
own hand held virgin

alternatively trap an inflated armband/water wing to the
yanks beneath the cushion and the sofa/bed and mattress lube
up and fuck shit out of your household furnishings.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-10 07:19 [#02313789]
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whats the best way to simulate a bumhole using meat


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-08-11 05:04 [#02313980]
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Find Maddie. She's meat now.


 

offline dethpeel on 2013-03-23 07:33 [#02452438]
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DUBturbo now.


 


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