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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-03 10:10 [#02312061]
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a: 2:30
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freqy
on 2009-08-03 10:49 [#02312064]
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is it safe?
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Cnut
from the future on 2009-08-03 14:19 [#02312087]
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that's my all time favourite joke
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-03 14:24 [#02312088]
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i didnt get that till cnut pointed out it was a joke, then click. its an awfully good joke.
tortoise is walkin down the road and gets mugged by a group of snails. when questioned by the police officer he askes 'so what happened?'
tortoise replys 'i dunno, it all happened so fast'
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 14:51 [#02312091]
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tortoises are faster than snails.
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Ima Fag
from the dirt farms (Bangladesh) on 2009-08-03 16:26 [#02312101]
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That joke only works when told verbally.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-03 16:29 [#02312103]
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Tooth-Hurty
T-T
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Terence Hill
from Germany on 2009-08-03 17:22 [#02312104]
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:(
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-04 03:58 [#02312172]
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forgive me, i just repeted a joke i heard, i didnt reasearch it. and i didnt mention it was on a rainy day when snails could cruise along a little bit faster than usual.
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Cnut
from the future on 2009-08-04 05:12 [#02312180]
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what did the mouse pilot say?
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-04 06:24 [#02312188]
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i dont know, what did the mouse pilot say?
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-04 08:32 [#02312196]
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snail is walkin down the road and gets mugged by a group of tortoises. when questioned by the police officer he askes
'so what happened?' snail replys 'i dunno, it all happened so fast'
fixed except snails dont walk
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Cnut
from the future on 2009-08-04 10:08 [#02312212]
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this is your captain squeaking
you need to do that bit in a squeaky mouse voice
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2009-08-04 10:57 [#02312216]
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after laying a nice and smelly dump, and having drunk a couple of beers.
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-04 11:06 [#02312219]
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i prefere the mental image of a tortoise all upset and confused because he got mugged.
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