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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-02 00:19 [#02311543]
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We'll I hope you'll elaborate soon because I'm going to bed in a few minutes and don't have the patience to read your posts but it would be helpful to know why you want to kill yourself as I see myself in a similar situation and hope that your story might put my life in perspective.
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doctordmx
from Boogers & Boners on 2009-08-02 00:23 [#02311544]
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someone stole his ipod
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doctordmx
from Boogers & Boners on 2009-08-02 00:24 [#02311545]
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an hero
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-02 07:28 [#02311597]
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why dont you just actually get murders
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-02 08:56 [#02311638]
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put a big chest freezer in an abandoned warehouse some where. turn it on.get naked. prop the lid open with a stick, tie some string to the stick, tie the other end to a pigeon. get in the freezer, and hand cuff ur hands to ur ankles in a fashion that will prevent you from being able to get urself up when u inevitably change your mind half way through. wait for pigeon to fly away, resulting in the lid closing. ur lieing down at this point. now lie in your icy coffin and contemplate why people prefer to do some lead-cranial therapy when they wanna die rather than freeze themselves to death.
enjoy.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-02 09:28 [#02311641]
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this is why internet messageboards are fucking lame
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-02 09:40 [#02311643]
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'Dear Deidre...'
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-02 11:30 [#02311676]
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i know that suicidal thoughts help you feel better, because you know it's a way out. but there are other ways! we all know you won't do it so relax and get out of that mindset please ;)
chinese advert
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steve
from chicago on 2009-08-02 11:39 [#02311679]
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Watch this ten minute clip. It's from a movie called Taste of Cherry. It's about this guy who has decided to kill himself. He dug a hole in the ground out in the desert. He plans to get in the hole, take an overdose of drugs and die. He is trying to find someone who will check on him and make sure he is dead. If he is, he wants that person to scoop some dirt over his body. If he isn't, he wants to be taken to the hospital.
He finally finds someone who will do it for him but the guy makes one last attempt to talk him out of it. That's what that scene is about.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2009-08-02 11:47 [#02311680]
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a link which i hope you won't need. i don't know anything about you or your circumstances and i'm sure you don't want any kind of patronising "chin up" shite but i wish you well all the same
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-08-02 11:48 [#02311681]
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i like chinese miss piggie with conductors stick^^ also "eat healthy + keep inner peace" very nice!
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-02 13:02 [#02311702]
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i kept seeing this advert in the airport terminals and on the plane
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-08-02 13:22 [#02311709]
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prolly not so neat when you see it over and over again
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robbie_eleckt
from time to time on 2009-08-02 13:23 [#02311710]
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drive to a huge plane while a great thunderstorm is coming.
your body would be found though....
then make sure there are some wild and hungry animals around
good luck
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-02 13:28 [#02311713]
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Jump in a meat grinder placed next to a fire pit.
hurry up society doesn't need you anymore.
I feel like this is a thread that one will see in one's life review when you're life ends, and god will say, "This poor man burned himself alive, and you just made a joke of it."
thanks,
another thing you did that is pointless, Dagibit.
gtfo
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-02 16:30 [#02311732]
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im sure you can find better things to do than top yourself, as that would be such a bum ending. if you have to do it, do it when youre 70 after youve done all the fun shit. if you really live for no reason then become a vigilante or something.
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2009-08-02 18:30 [#02311795]
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Discover yourself before you kill yourself : ) or Check yo self before you wreck yourself !
Lot's of philosophy and psychology books out there that can help you understand what is going on. A good diet helps too.
Really the bulk of feeling crappy is in our diet. You imagine you kill yourself and your in some weird afterlife twilight and god is telling you "Dude, you felt like shit because you were eating to much take out a microwaved food!".
I don't want to try to be a guru but if your at ends with yourself I'm sure we all can arrange some sort of skype meeting where we all share our experiences.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-08-02 19:05 [#02311820]
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get involved with the mafia. and do us all a favour and make it this week. thanx.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-02 19:34 [#02311855]
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this thread is a success.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-02 19:35 [#02311860]
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before you kill yourself, kill rad smiles and metallicadude
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-02 19:36 [#02311861]
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your to negative. i think you gotta just chill BRO
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-08-02 19:36 [#02311862]
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ddont fucking kill me
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rad smiles
on 2009-08-02 20:07 [#02311903]
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ouch.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 01:16 [#02311953]
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Unless you're a masochist, your goal is probably pain free. Do your own research but I think buying a tank of pure carbon monoxide (or maybe nitrogen?) and setting up some apparatus like a tight mask/tube/etc so you breath it until you die is probably pretty painless. Its suffocating but without the panic of not getting gas into your lungs. It might be related to 'the bends' with divers but I havn't researched that. Plus it supposedly makes you unconscious pretty quick. Which means you should be lying down or something so you don't accidently knock everything over and only succeed in causing brain damage but living. If you do it indoors you should leave a window open or a big sign by the door that tells anyone to get the fuck out cuz there'll be deadly gas in there still. Better than being eaten by lions or jumping off a bridge and surviving with lots of broken bones. Everyone dies eventually anyway. Unless our insane species develops some technology that allows us to live much longer (I'd guess the sun becoming a red giant or the universe's big crunch or something still would put a limit on life span).
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-03 04:00 [#02311957]
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so far this is the gayest idea. it would be rubbish and easy to die this way. it has to be painful and scary cos i think thats when you have that real deep last moments stuff.
honestly dagibit pack it in get with the maffia maybe this week (dunno if you'll fit in)
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-03 04:31 [#02311960]
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u dude tryed to kill himsen on the rail tracks behind our house yesterday. apparantly he failed, the air ambulance was called out, but died later.
sounds like it was 1) messy 2) a waste of resources.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-03 04:33 [#02311961]
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dagibit, pack it in please :)
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-08-03 04:35 [#02311962]
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LAZY_TITLE the ads are cool so i link you this
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-03 04:40 [#02311964]
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just the first page made me feel a bit sick. i turned it off.
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diamondtron
on 2009-08-03 04:42 [#02311967]
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you can get books on how to do it
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rad smiles
on 2009-08-03 06:20 [#02312016]
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live your life.
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-08-03 09:16 [#02312059]
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the only fun way killing yourself is drinking yourself to death.
over a long time
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 10:49 [#02312063]
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yeah like gg Allin, drink yourself silly, shit on the stage get beaten up by your own audience, walk through manhattan with shit all over your body naked and bleeding then go home and overdose on heroin and end up dead
look at this fool
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-08-03 10:58 [#02312065]
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seen this
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 10:59 [#02312066]
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I have heard of it, but never seen it
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-08-03 11:00 [#02312067]
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yeah he was fucked in the head
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 11:02 [#02312068]
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he was despicable, don't know if i could watch such a thing
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