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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-02 00:19 [#02311543]
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We'll I hope you'll elaborate soon because I'm going to bed
in a few minutes and don't have the patience to read your
posts but it would be helpful to know why you want to kill
yourself as I see myself in a similar situation and hope
that your story might put my life in perspective.


 

offline doctordmx from Boogers & Boners on 2009-08-02 00:23 [#02311544]
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someone stole his ipod


 

offline doctordmx from Boogers & Boners on 2009-08-02 00:24 [#02311545]
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an hero


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-02 07:28 [#02311597]
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why dont you just actually get murders


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-02 08:56 [#02311638]
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put a big chest freezer in an abandoned warehouse some
where. turn it on.get naked. prop the lid open with a stick,
tie some string to the stick, tie the other end to a pigeon.
get in the freezer, and hand cuff ur hands to ur ankles in a
fashion that will prevent you from being able to get urself
up when u inevitably change your mind half way through. wait
for pigeon to fly away, resulting in the lid closing. ur
lieing down at this point. now lie in your icy coffin and
contemplate why people prefer to do some lead-cranial
therapy when they wanna die rather than freeze themselves to
death.

enjoy.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-02 09:28 [#02311641]
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this is why internet messageboards are fucking lame


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-02 09:40 [#02311643]
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'Dear Deidre...'


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-02 11:30 [#02311676]
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i know that suicidal thoughts help you feel better, because
you know it's a way out. but there are other ways! we all
know you won't do it so relax and get out of that mindset
please ;)

chinese advert


 

offline steve from chicago on 2009-08-02 11:39 [#02311679]
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Watch this ten minute clip. It's from a movie called Taste of
Cherry
. It's about this guy who has decided to kill
himself. He dug a hole in the ground out in the desert. He
plans to get in the hole, take an overdose of drugs and die.
He is trying to find someone who will check on him and make
sure he is dead. If he is, he wants that person to scoop
some dirt over his body. If he isn't, he wants to be taken
to the hospital.

He finally finds someone who will do it for him but the guy
makes one last attempt to talk him out of it. That's what
that scene is about.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2009-08-02 11:47 [#02311680]
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a link which i hope you won't need. i don't know
anything about you or your circumstances and i'm sure you
don't want any kind of patronising "chin up" shite but i
wish you well all the same


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-08-02 11:48 [#02311681]
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i like chinese miss piggie with conductors stick^^
also "eat healthy + keep inner peace"
very nice!


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-02 13:02 [#02311702]
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i kept seeing this advert in the airport terminals and on
the plane


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-08-02 13:22 [#02311709]
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prolly not so neat when you see it over and over again


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2009-08-02 13:23 [#02311710]
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drive to a huge plane while a great thunderstorm is coming.


your body would be found though....

then make sure there are some wild and hungry animals
around

good luck


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-02 13:28 [#02311713]
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Jump in a meat grinder placed next to a fire pit.

hurry up society doesn't need you anymore.

I feel like this is a thread that one will see in one's life
review when you're life ends, and god will say, "This poor
man burned himself alive, and you just made a joke of it."

thanks,

another thing you did that is pointless, Dagibit.

gtfo


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-02 16:30 [#02311732]
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im sure you can find better things to do than top yourself,
as that would be such a bum ending. if you have to do it, do
it when youre 70 after youve done all the fun shit. if you
really live for no reason then become a vigilante or
something.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2009-08-02 18:30 [#02311795]
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Discover yourself before you kill yourself : )
or
Check yo self before you wreck yourself !

Lot's of philosophy and psychology books out there that can
help you understand what is going on. A good diet helps
too.

Really the bulk of feeling crappy is in our diet. You
imagine you kill yourself and your in some weird afterlife
twilight and god is telling you "Dude, you felt like shit
because you were eating to much take out a microwaved
food!".

I don't want to try to be a guru but if your at ends with
yourself I'm sure we all can arrange some sort of skype
meeting where we all share our experiences.



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2009-08-02 19:05 [#02311820]
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get involved with the mafia. and do us all a favour and make
it this week. thanx.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-02 19:34 [#02311855]
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this thread is a success.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-02 19:35 [#02311860]
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before you kill yourself, kill rad smiles and metallicadude


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-02 19:36 [#02311861]
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your to negative. i think you gotta just chill BRO


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-02 19:36 [#02311862]
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ddont fucking kill me


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-08-02 20:07 [#02311903]
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ouch.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 01:16 [#02311953]
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Unless you're a masochist, your goal is probably pain free.
Do your own research but I think buying a tank of pure
carbon monoxide (or maybe nitrogen?) and setting up some
apparatus like a tight mask/tube/etc so you breath it until
you die is probably pretty painless. Its suffocating but
without the panic of not getting gas into your lungs. It
might be related to 'the bends' with divers but I havn't
researched that. Plus it supposedly makes you unconscious
pretty quick. Which means you should be lying down or
something so you don't accidently knock everything over and
only succeed in causing brain damage but living. If you do
it indoors you should leave a window open or a big sign by
the door that tells anyone to get the fuck out cuz there'll
be deadly gas in there still. Better than being eaten by
lions or jumping off a bridge and surviving with lots of
broken bones. Everyone dies eventually anyway. Unless our
insane species develops some technology that allows us to
live much longer (I'd guess the sun becoming a red giant or
the universe's big crunch or something still would put a
limit on life span).


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-03 04:00 [#02311957]
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so far this is the gayest idea. it would be rubbish and easy
to die this way. it has to be painful and scary cos i think
thats when you have that real deep last moments stuff.
honestly dagibit pack it in
get with the maffia maybe this week (dunno if you'll fit in)


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-03 04:31 [#02311960]
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u dude tryed to kill himsen on the rail tracks behind our
house yesterday. apparantly he failed, the air ambulance was
called out, but died later.

sounds like it was 1) messy
2) a waste of resources.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-03 04:33 [#02311961]
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dagibit, pack it in please :)


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-03 04:35 [#02311962]
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LAZY_TITLE
the ads are cool so i link you this


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-03 04:40 [#02311964]
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just the first page made me feel a bit sick. i turned it
off.


 

offline diamondtron on 2009-08-03 04:42 [#02311967]
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you can get books on how to do it


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-08-03 06:20 [#02312016]
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live your life.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-08-03 09:16 [#02312059]
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the only fun way killing yourself is drinking yourself to
death.
over a long time


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 10:49 [#02312063]
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yeah like gg Allin, drink yourself silly, shit on the stage
get beaten up by your own audience, walk through manhattan
with shit all over your body naked and bleeding then go home
and overdose on heroin and end up dead

look at this fool


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-08-03 10:58 [#02312065]
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seen this


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 10:59 [#02312066]
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I have heard of it, but never seen it


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-08-03 11:00 [#02312067]
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yeah he was fucked in the head


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-03 11:02 [#02312068]
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he was despicable, don't know if i could watch such a thing


 


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