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offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-08-01 07:25 [#02311297]
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If you have had swine flu, please discuss your experiences
with it in here. Think of it as a quarantine area of XLT so
others aren't infected by your filth.

In before I catch swine flu.


 

offline diamondtron on 2009-08-01 13:52 [#02311369]
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apparently malaria will kill it, along with syphalis


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2009-08-01 13:56 [#02311371]
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hm i caught a flu about a month ago maybe it was the swine
flu, then took an airplane. it sucked cause during the
landing, the pressure in my ears got really bad and it hurt
like hell.


 

offline fuzzy dunlop on 2009-08-01 15:33 [#02311378]
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I had it - was just like normal flu. I'm ok now.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-08-01 15:54 [#02311382]
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only classical chill 2 can save us from swine flu


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-08-01 16:10 [#02311385]
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You're better off with experimental electronic beatz than
the vaccine, thats for sure.


 

offline pidgin from St Kilda on 2009-08-01 16:40 [#02311397]
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I have a sore throat but none of the other symptoms


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-08-01 16:42 [#02311399]
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your dying


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-08-01 16:46 [#02311404]
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i have a sore penis from masturbating too much


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-08-01 16:48 [#02311405]
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your dying too


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-08-01 16:52 [#02311406]
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lets all get it


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-08-01 16:53 [#02311407]
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your dead


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-08-01 16:54 [#02311408]
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we all die a little bit each day.

:)


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-07 04:25 [#02312811]
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ive got swan flu


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-07 04:36 [#02312814]
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i feel ill. its come on real fast too. 3 hours ago i felt a
bit wierd, now im hot and a bit spaced out. evil microbe
mofuckaz getting all up in my shit


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-07 04:48 [#02312815]
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itchy nose
throat constricting
sinuses...blocking!
ears clotted with toxic slime!!!


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-07 05:44 [#02312820]
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i feel perfectly fine since december


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-08-07 05:57 [#02312824]
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doctor phreddy prescribes 1x heavy dose of bassage directly
into the ear passage to rinse that shit out.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-07 08:09 [#02312842]
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swine flu instruction video


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-07 08:10 [#02312843]
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it has a sick beat!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-07 14:35 [#02312957]
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im real fucking sick now.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 15:12 [#02314447]
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Femdeksical has swine flu. I've been trying to avoid it for
the last day or so but I don't think it has worked. My
throat is tightening and my bones are aching.

Recommend some swine flu tunes and movies please.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-12 15:17 [#02314451]
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holy shit man, didnt know it was actually this bad, getting
to the xlt members. Hopefully you guys get better.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-12 15:24 [#02314457]
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yup, that's them flu baby, i got it too today :( sweating on
the most strange places, and everything achesm throat is
fucked... be careful though not to catch a lung infection to
go with it, it can happen now.


 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-08-12 15:26 [#02314460]
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tru dat! I caught it in june and was coughing up yellow
shit for weeks afterwards..



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 15:27 [#02314461]
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I can't afford to have any time off work but if I go in I
run the risk of infecting the kids which would be very bad.

What to do Fah? HELP ME!!


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-12 15:27 [#02314462]
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oh the irony :(


Attached picture

 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-12 15:28 [#02314463]
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Is it possible to do your share of work from home? You work
in a team maybe? Cause, the other person should take over,
and you should STAY IN, if you dont want a chance on getting
a lung infection


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-12 15:30 [#02314466]
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Oh, and you need one of your favorite games, that you have
the most fond memories of, and play that again. I always
play some Lufia whenever im sick.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 15:32 [#02314467]
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I teach the children directly, hands on. If I don't go in I
don't get paid. Fuck it I'm going in tomorrow and I'll have
Friday off, their school has been closed due to swiney flu
already so they should be tamiflu'd to the eyeballs.


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-08-12 15:33 [#02314468]
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If I had swine flu not get vacine.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-12 15:33 [#02314469]
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You're a teacher? what grade?


 

offline cronenburger from Ireland on 2009-08-12 15:34 [#02314470]
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i had it, stuck with a solid cough now for the last two
weeks, pain in the HOLE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 15:36 [#02314472]
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I teach naughty children who aren't very good at their
studies music tech so they can have an extra qualification
when they leave school. Ages 11-15. It's an optional summer
school programme. Hopefully I'll be going up to full term
time teaching for 16-18 year olds once my degree is
finished.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 15:37 [#02314473]
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I bet your voice has gone to new, incredible depths of
sexiness.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-12 15:42 [#02314476]
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hahahaha lol


 

offline cronenburger from Ireland on 2009-08-12 15:54 [#02314488]
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-15 DB


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-12 15:58 [#02314492]
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i always have a much sexier voice when i'm sick, it's like
"here's my chance!" nuh uh! Sick! Stay in bed!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 16:01 [#02314493]
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One of the dogs has just vomited a ball of half digested
grass on to my crotch. My day is complete, good night.


 

offline freqy on 2009-08-12 17:03 [#02314543]
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swine flew? yeah right! ...like pigs can fly !


 

offline davidbowie on 2009-08-12 17:04 [#02314545]
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fuck off


 

offline freqy on 2009-08-12 17:04 [#02314546]
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OH WAIT! one just flew over my house going "oinky oinky" !!


yeah freqy had a swine flew !!


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 18:35 [#02314622]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQhbU2ibipg&NR=1


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-12 18:35 [#02314623]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-02 18:00 [#02322053]
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you a teacher? :D

just popped in via conspiracy site, sorry guys.. :/

thread is fucking funny


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-09-03 03:31 [#02322095]
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still no swine flu for me


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-04 17:11 [#02322799]
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i started getting a cough yesterday, :(((((((( my cousin
came up from london and wanted to go out, i hate going hate
but went to make him happy.. :)))) then after a few drinks
my cough got worse and i started feeling cold. then my body
weak.:((((((((( i just came home now and i feel strange.
shaky weak, core throat cough.

:((( i think i will be OK.. might go see a doc tomorrow
:((((


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-04 17:11 [#02322800]
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sorry i can't type for shit, cus my fingers are cold :((


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2009-09-04 17:22 [#02322814]
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spine flu*


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-04 17:28 [#02322827]
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i'l let you know how i get on :P ha


 


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