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offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 10:58 [#02308061]
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How do you handle the fact that your girlfriend or wife
takes a shit like you do? I know it's a needed bodily
function to live, but it's also the disgusting function of
living. And the fact that men do it doesn't make it anymore
pleasant or anything, just wondering.

Is it only disgusting to me because i've grow to be
uncomfortable about it?

I know when i was a little kid i didn't give fuck, but now i
just feel like wierded out about this little issue. Like
it's wierd to think about a g/f taking a shit.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:00 [#02308062]
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I guess i just felt i had to share that. It sounds
completely fucking stupid now that i've posted it, but i
need to discuss this


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-20 11:01 [#02308063]
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fav+


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:02 [#02308064]
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g/f only or women in general


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-07-20 11:07 [#02308065]
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you're weird. that is all.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:13 [#02308066]
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man uncomfortable with the idea that women poop


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:15 [#02308067]
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how could they! there such dainty things


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:17 [#02308068]
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haha yes i am for some reason uncomofortable with it, but i
mean i'm laughing about it right now, i just need a punch in
the face maybe.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-20 11:18 [#02308070]
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I like to fuck them in the ass while they're pooping.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:18 [#02308071]
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exactly, they don't seem made for shitting. Thhe way they're
all dolled up, they seem like an oxymoron. Atleast other
animals aren't so different from their male counterparts!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:19 [#02308072]
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haha


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:20 [#02308073]
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many birds the males and females are way more different than
in humans


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:20 [#02308074]
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i heard that birds poop and pee from the same place


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:23 [#02308077]
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i dont think its that weird.
i feel weird thinking about when we fart, cos it makes you
aware that thats what we smell like on the inside. like
farts


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:25 [#02308080]
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fart is the only thing that makes w M w laugh


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:26 [#02308081]
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do birds have dicks?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:27 [#02308082]
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shutup you smell of farts lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:27 [#02308083]
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:(

birds with dicks


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-20 11:30 [#02308086]
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richard dick james


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:32 [#02308089]
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is the composition of everyones fart gasses actually
different or is the reason your own farts smell better
purely psychological


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-07-20 11:36 [#02308091]
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i just need a punch in the face maybe



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:36 [#02308092]
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we are not responsible for our farts' smell since they take
their smell in the moment we push em out. pushing farts out,
that's the only thing we are responsible for, and that is
relative too, i mean you can't hold em too much or you die


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:39 [#02308093]
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no you are entirely responsible for the filthy smells you
fester within your retched bowels.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:41 [#02308094]
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pulseclock you dont have a girl friend do you


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:44 [#02308098]
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you overestimate the power of your anus


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:46 [#02308099]
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no i do not.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-07-20 11:48 [#02308100]
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i had a bath the other day, first time in a while and as
soon as i got in i did a big fart and it was ace, even
better than i remembered and the bubbles tickled my balls
nicely.

women shitting is a bit funny, and girls poop smells way
worse than boys, like septic roses.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-20 11:57 [#02308101]
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I fancy a bath.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-07-20 12:00 [#02308103]
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thats what we smell like on the inside. like
farts




 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-07-20 12:17 [#02308105]
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we had this thread about women shitting donuts once. i came
complete with animated gifs and cereal commercials if i
remember correct. fav+ material that was.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 12:22 [#02308106]
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after this all you guys posting things in this thread i am
way less disgusted by the thought of shit coming from a
woman, seeing as how it feels great when i shit.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-20 13:24 [#02308115]
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I like my women to rub their shit in my eyes and ram it down
my throat until I choke.


 

offline cronenburger from Ireland on 2009-07-20 13:31 [#02308119]
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ditto


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 13:43 [#02308126]
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thats groos


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-07-20 13:47 [#02308128]
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awritey thar matey


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-07-20 13:49 [#02308129]
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what do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

smack her across the face.


 

offline CowCudIsATwin on 2009-07-20 13:53 [#02308132]
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:(

chicks with dicks


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 14:23 [#02308142]
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any xltronic girls wanna be my girlfirend?


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-07-20 14:35 [#02308147]
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No but we've got some great crustaceans you might want to
look at.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 14:37 [#02308148]
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i like to think of myself as pretty open minded


 

offline Cnut from the future on 2009-07-20 21:29 [#02308267]
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"Fuck you i'm 20 years old. I'm grown enough as i'll ever
be."


 

offline Cnut from the future on 2009-07-20 21:32 [#02308268]
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follow up to pulseclock actually


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-07-20 21:34 [#02308269]
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As both a female and land-dwelling crustacean, I feel I'm
entitled to say that, no, we don't have any interest in
metallicadude outside of the realm of platonic friendship. I
suppose I could introduce him to some nudibranchs, though.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2009-07-21 00:54 [#02308281]
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i would like to comment on this issue. i have no problem
with that fact that my g/f poos because i don't normally
think of their anus or rectum to begin with. It's not like
the terd is coming out of her vagina. you could technically
still fuck her while she poos.


 

offline Cnut from the future on 2009-07-21 02:02 [#02308287]
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could i?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-21 19:25 [#02308422]
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derealization


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-21 21:45 [#02308435]
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poop on your girlfreind


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-21 22:03 [#02308444]
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Search wikimedia commons for anus.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2009-07-22 04:12 [#02308494]
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pooping is part of the natural process of life dude!!!
I find it normal. Nothing really that disgusting about it,
unless it really really smells bad. And even then, it's
nobody's fault.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2009-07-22 04:14 [#02308496]
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listen to this, and you'll feel better about pooh


 


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