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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 10:58 [#02308061]
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How do you handle the fact that your girlfriend or wife takes a shit like you do? I know it's a needed bodily function to live, but it's also the disgusting function of living. And the fact that men do it doesn't make it anymore pleasant or anything, just wondering.
Is it only disgusting to me because i've grow to be uncomfortable about it?
I know when i was a little kid i didn't give fuck, but now i just feel like wierded out about this little issue. Like it's wierd to think about a g/f taking a shit.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:00 [#02308062]
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I guess i just felt i had to share that. It sounds completely fucking stupid now that i've posted it, but i need to discuss this
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-07-20 11:01 [#02308063]
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fav+
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:02 [#02308064]
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g/f only or women in general
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-07-20 11:07 [#02308065]
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you're weird. that is all.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:13 [#02308066]
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man uncomfortable with the idea that women poop
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:15 [#02308067]
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how could they! there such dainty things
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:17 [#02308068]
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haha yes i am for some reason uncomofortable with it, but i mean i'm laughing about it right now, i just need a punch in the face maybe.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-20 11:18 [#02308070]
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I like to fuck them in the ass while they're pooping.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:18 [#02308071]
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exactly, they don't seem made for shitting. Thhe way they're all dolled up, they seem like an oxymoron. Atleast other animals aren't so different from their male counterparts!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:19 [#02308072]
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haha
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:20 [#02308073]
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many birds the males and females are way more different than in humans
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:20 [#02308074]
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i heard that birds poop and pee from the same place
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:23 [#02308077]
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i dont think its that weird. i feel weird thinking about when we fart, cos it makes you aware that thats what we smell like on the inside. like farts
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:25 [#02308080]
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fart is the only thing that makes w M w laugh
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:26 [#02308081]
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do birds have dicks?
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:27 [#02308082]
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shutup you smell of farts lol
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:27 [#02308083]
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:(
birds with dicks
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-07-20 11:30 [#02308086]
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richard dick james
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 11:32 [#02308089]
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is the composition of everyones fart gasses actually different or is the reason your own farts smell better purely psychological
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-07-20 11:36 [#02308091]
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i just need a punch in the face maybe
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:36 [#02308092]
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we are not responsible for our farts' smell since they take their smell in the moment we push em out. pushing farts out, that's the only thing we are responsible for, and that is relative too, i mean you can't hold em too much or you die
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:39 [#02308093]
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no you are entirely responsible for the filthy smells you fester within your retched bowels.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-07-20 11:41 [#02308094]
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pulseclock you dont have a girl friend do you
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-07-20 11:44 [#02308098]
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you overestimate the power of your anus
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 11:46 [#02308099]
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no i do not.
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-07-20 11:48 [#02308100]
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i had a bath the other day, first time in a while and as soon as i got in i did a big fart and it was ace, even better than i remembered and the bubbles tickled my balls nicely.
women shitting is a bit funny, and girls poop smells way worse than boys, like septic roses.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-20 11:57 [#02308101]
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I fancy a bath.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2009-07-20 12:00 [#02308103]
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thats what we smell like on the inside. like farts
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-07-20 12:17 [#02308105]
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we had this thread about women shitting donuts once. i came complete with animated gifs and cereal commercials if i remember correct. fav+ material that was.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-20 12:22 [#02308106]
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after this all you guys posting things in this thread i am way less disgusted by the thought of shit coming from a woman, seeing as how it feels great when i shit.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-20 13:24 [#02308115]
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I like my women to rub their shit in my eyes and ram it down my throat until I choke.
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cronenburger
from Ireland on 2009-07-20 13:31 [#02308119]
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ditto
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 13:43 [#02308126]
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thats groos
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-07-20 13:47 [#02308128]
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awritey thar matey
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-07-20 13:49 [#02308129]
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what do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
smack her across the face.
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CowCudIsATwin
on 2009-07-20 13:53 [#02308132]
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:(
chicks with dicks
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 14:23 [#02308142]
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any xltronic girls wanna be my girlfirend?
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Samuel L Jigsaw
from swine flu central on 2009-07-20 14:35 [#02308147]
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No but we've got some great crustaceans you might want to look at.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-07-20 14:37 [#02308148]
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i like to think of myself as pretty open minded
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Cnut
from the future on 2009-07-20 21:29 [#02308267]
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"Fuck you i'm 20 years old. I'm grown enough as i'll ever be."
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Cnut
from the future on 2009-07-20 21:32 [#02308268]
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follow up to pulseclock actually
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-07-20 21:34 [#02308269]
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As both a female and land-dwelling crustacean, I feel I'm entitled to say that, no, we don't have any interest in metallicadude outside of the realm of platonic friendship. I suppose I could introduce him to some nudibranchs, though.
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magicant
from Canada on 2009-07-21 00:54 [#02308281]
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i would like to comment on this issue. i have no problem with that fact that my g/f poos because i don't normally think of their anus or rectum to begin with. It's not like the terd is coming out of her vagina. you could technically still fuck her while she poos.
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Cnut
from the future on 2009-07-21 02:02 [#02308287]
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could i?
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-07-21 19:25 [#02308422]
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derealization
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-07-21 21:45 [#02308435]
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poop on your girlfreind
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-21 22:03 [#02308444]
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Search wikimedia commons for anus.
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2009-07-22 04:12 [#02308494]
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pooping is part of the natural process of life dude!!! I find it normal. Nothing really that disgusting about it, unless it really really smells bad. And even then, it's nobody's fault.
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2009-07-22 04:14 [#02308496]
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listen to this, and you'll feel better about pooh
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