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The ant on my wall.
 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-07-18 01:20 [#02307542]
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In the room down the hall there can sometimes be seen a
large red ant crawling up the wall. He never seems to make
it further than half way up the 10-foot facade before
falling to the ground, but Ant, stoic, always tries again.
With each attempt his behavior remains identical: scale the
wall, or fearlessly die trying. He does not calculate the
odds of success or what might happen should he ever arrive
at the apogee of his struggle. Ant has but one directive,
instinct, and he is wholly faithful to it. I did not know
these things about my Formicidaean friend because each night
upon seeing him, I would thoughtlessly grab a tissue and
kill him before he'd even had a chance to fail. I think the
reason for my ruthlessness was due to the fire ants which
dwell in the yard. I had been desensitized to the plight of
ant-kind, made cold and callous by the memory of the fire
ants' painful, itching sting. It was in my senseless fear of
pain that I was led to kill. Despite my transgressions, Ant,
or should I say, one of his siblings whom I like to think
carries forth his spirit, inevitably returns to the wall,
each climber braver than the last, but each equally
ill-equipped to tackle the traverse. Tonight, something
awoke inside me. It was a bittersweet epiphany, a sadness, a
recognition that we're all equal parts success and failure.
I simply allowed Ant to exist, to coexist, and in
doing so felt the precipitation of a great calm. There's no
moral comment here, no dogma I'm hoping to disseminate. I'm
simply a pragmatist trying to make his way up a 10-foot
wall.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-18 01:24 [#02307543]
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take this twice a day


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-18 15:54 [#02307645]
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You can usually follow their trail and caulk the crack they
come in instead of spraying.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-18 16:20 [#02307647]
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I do that.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-18 16:21 [#02307648]
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And, to be fair, spray the cunts as well.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-18 18:19 [#02307658]
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this post is sorta long, to be honest i didnt read much more
than the first few lines. as much as i like bugs ants sorta
scare me a little though


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-07-19 05:28 [#02307736]
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we once set up a party tent right on top of the entrance of
the home of a colony of fire ants by accident, and when we
packed it up there were loads of them that crawled into the
zipper bags where parts of the tent go in, and a few days
after we got an angry call that they demanded and
explanation for 5 of their coworkers being stung by fire
ants a million of times upon recieving the tent we rent from
them.

Genuine lol tho.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-19 05:48 [#02307738]
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Hanalwall


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-07-19 08:09 [#02307751]
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thread 1

thread 2

M Space


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-19 08:28 [#02307759]
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best ass in the world


 


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