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yesterday evening around 11 pm or so i drifted off to sleep on my couch. besides the normal dark blackness of sleep, alls i remember is taking a curve too fast in pitch black at a local park around here. i remember looking for my glasses on my knees. i don't remember finding them or collecting myself or riding home. but i wake up this morning to find a nice area of my cheek and forehead to be bloodied and bruised and my bike is in a new location, not where i had left it. genuine lols because its ridiculous |
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sorry i broke in last night and beat you up in your sleep i kept repeating the words "bikecrash" over and over to set the perfect mindfuck. |
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i can only wish. you know that would make everything alright. |
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i took a dump in your underpants drawer,go on look |
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you should sleep in a straitjacket from now on |
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i looked hanal. i think that's my poop. |
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ok you got me,and good news from looking at the pic i think you just have AIDs |
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got it from your mom |
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o snap did you fall asleep inebriated? |
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no, which is the weird part. |
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and the worrying part is she has a beard why the fuck would you go there in the first place? |
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yep looks like aids to me. |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP SWIFT JAMES IM NOT EVEN READING YOUR THREAD |
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ok im gonna read it after all. will post once i read it if its good |
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well its not good but im posting anyway |
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chutup you slag |
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hi internet, sup, hey |
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your one with the bike now |
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Prick. |
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i just fucking hate swift_James soryy |
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i understand, its okay. but im not even real so dont worry about it |
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ouch. |
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