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so i got a haircut earlier today and the goddamned bitch got the period. that smell, i can detect it a mile away. seriously, this is one of the most disgusting odours EVER. and being subjected to it for half a fucking hour within the radius of a yard? fucking disgusting. i had to breathe through my mouth the last 20 minutes or so. and another thing: women CAN'T hide it. perfume actually makes it worse. |
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Pop a little vanilla extract on the tip. |
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haha oh man. it does stink |
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It turns me on as I feel I am entitled to be thinking about their flannax. |
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oh man i can't eat my scotch egg now |
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if the story was a bit longer, you could easily beat my shit in a bag story |
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redbeard |
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Here is Oslo, giddy Oslo Is it home of the free - Or what ? Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary And psychologically save me Ive got faith in you I sense the power Within the fingers Within an hour the power Could totally destroy me (or, it could save my life) Oh, here is Oslo Home of the brash, oversensitive and free You are repressed But youre remarkably dressed Is it real ? And youre always busy Really busy Busy, busy Oh, hairdresser on her period All around the Holocaust Center And youre just so busy Busy, busy Busy scissors Oh, hairdresser on her period (only the other day) Was a client, over-nauseous He made you nervous And when he said Im gonna sue you Oh, I really felt for you ...mmm... So can you squeeze me Into an empty page of your diary; And supernaturally change me ? Change me, change Oh, here in Oslo Home of the brash, oversensitive and free You are repressed But you're not smelling so fresh Is it real ? And you're always busy Really busy Busy clippers Oh, hairdresser on her period All around the Holocaust Center And youre just too busy, To see me Busy clippers Oh, hairdresser on her period (a red letter day) |
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a whole bag of it |
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thank god! I thought I was the only one who smells it. |
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and i dident see your lyrics before i posted the song :) |
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ms paint for the win |
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i'm about to go to bed, and now i'm going to have sexy dreams :( |
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oh yes come to mummy |
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