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...is so fat, when she turns around, its her birthday. lets do MUM jokes :) |
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...is so fat her ass has its own area code |
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So ugly she when looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning. |
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...so fat 'n' hairy, that they shot gorillas in the mist, while she was taking a steamy shower |
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...so fat her that her waist is the equator. |
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...so dumb she brought 16 friends with her to see an NC17 movie |
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...so fat that whe she drives down the street all the kids point and say, "look at her she is fat!" |
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diemax's was the only one i laughed at |
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...is so fat when she goes outside people are like "god damn it, that is a big fat ass!!!" |
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...is so ugly that when she brushes her teeth, she uses a toothbrush and toothpaste. |
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...so nasty that she had to cut the string off her tampon because the crabs kept bungee jumping! |
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hmmm, maybe the joke was lost in the translation? |
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actually it's a from a friends old website: http://www.angelfire.com/ma/koon/fatjokes.html it's aimed at making fun of yo mamma stuff, obviously. you have to check it out in the mind set that it's totally random inane bullshit, then it's completely hysterical! |
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is it like a postmodern joke? |
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maybe it just doesn't stand up alone. read them all together and i think you will understand the style of comedy it is in. |
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unfortunately i can't!my computer is set so that i can only view pages from aphextwin.nu!! |
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don't worry, you ain't missin' shit. |
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:D |
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