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rob fragilenine from a place with a man standing on a telephone box with a cordless drill cord in his hand and a box of matches on his feet on 2001-06-18 04:45 [#00010111] | |||||||||
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I woke up today and realised that I had no toenails. This disturbed me, but a distorted penguin suddenly flew in. I was typing on my wrist yesterday and wondered, 'Why are arrows part of the history of toads?'. This led me to discover a pig caught in a fearless tractor's door's tyre. I freed him, but then he immediately ate the piece of bread that I didn't have in my hand. I am putting several of my treasured items up for sale: Ray Martin's Hair - $10.3333 + a broken chicken My collection of Britney Spears' fingers - John Dust's Guide to being Slosh + a dead website Remember me - Notify me of future replies A piece of electricity in a can - Adam's Apple Any buyers? |
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Aron? from Canada on 2001-06-18 04:50 [#00010113] | |||||||||
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Have you ever thought about what would happen if a chair sat on you? Happy holidays. Where's Wizard's Teeth at? |
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M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-18 07:37 [#00010119] | |||||||||
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I'll buy that adams apple! Wait a minute... how much? *Feels throat* Aww forget it! I already have one! How much for that electricity in a can? It just stays in the can?! Neat! |
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po{e} from the uk on 2001-06-18 11:48 [#00010139] | |||||||||
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*grunts* |
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CloNe from Deep inside the arteries of a public sewer system on 2001-06-18 12:52 [#00010141] | |||||||||
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Hey rob, can i get ray martins hair on tick?? And does it still grow if it gets cut?? |
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rob fragilenine from DO I ASK YOU WHERE YOU'RE FROM??? on 2001-06-19 01:57 [#00010290] | |||||||||
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Yes, Ray Martin's hair is up for sale, and it does grow after it's been cut. Electricity stays in its can, I will give it to you in exchange for a crow's steering wheel. Don't you need another Adam's Apple? |
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|REFLEX| from Western Canada on 2001-06-19 02:12 [#00010294] | |||||||||
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I swear.. I don't know how many times Ive stared at the moon and thought, how do they make great candy at Lennox [the furnace repair guys] and I wonder why when I was a kid, my mother always told me to speak german when my mailman fucked my cat. This is what led me to believe that the Aphex Twin MB has totally lost its mind in .. well in complete utter insane, madnessssssSsSs. Please help the sleepless cows. *KISS*. |
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rob fragilenine from you tell me on 2001-06-19 02:24 [#00010295] | |||||||||
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I cannot help your sleepless cows, as I do not like Kiss. I can help sleeveless cows, because they are quite not ok. I will surely help them contain their drinking habits, which I bought from a toy shop. It may or may not have been May, but I surely had a good time describing the life cycle of ants to my favourite donkey uncle. Does anyone know of any industrial plants that make prawn muffins with choc chips made out of rocks? I'm looking for them to surprise my Aunty 564 (that's her name) on my birthday. My pet donkey, however, has a sister that is studying lemon mathematics at the Elephant Centre in France. This led me to discover the difference between elephants and apples: 1. Elephants talk about physics; apples talk about how to make your own movie describing the effects of calligraphy. 2. Elephants may/may not look similar to pigs, while apples may have a specific comparison to horses when lined up with teeth. 3. Apples tap a beat, Elephants like melody. 4. Apples have more intelligence (one once told me about the importance of windows), while elephants cannot be in charge (-). 5. Elephants may moo like a cow now, but wait until the future, when apples will cry. 6. There are 6 times for an elephant, only 1 for an apple. That is all. |
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|REFLEX| from Western Canada on 2001-06-19 03:15 [#00010301] | |||||||||
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When I eat cow now It helps to have a hearty serving of veal eggs. I duno about you dood, but to me I think that jelly monkeys and bean trees taste YUMMS... *POOTYS* and i think that Poontos is good for certain people, unless limo riding and smiling at business ladies is not your thinG |
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Dew from many leaves on 2001-06-19 07:22 [#00010316] | |||||||||
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I had recently remembered a little of a song I heard back in the 50s called britney spears. and it goes a little something like this britney spears eats jelly beans, while nat king cole perfers tangerines, *boom boom* (bass) my stew is nice and hot, while eskimo stew is probably not *boom boom* elvis presley would sing songs, while most of us smoked bongs *boom boom* britney spears has a mat, and sometimes eats foods with less saturated fat *boom boom* well thats all I can remember for now |
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dew from many leaves on 2001-06-19 07:24 [#00010317] | |||||||||
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what are you talking about? britney spears wasnt even around in the 50s |
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Dew from many leaves on 2001-06-19 07:24 [#00010318] | |||||||||
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are you sure? |
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dew from many leaves on 2001-06-19 07:25 [#00010319] | |||||||||
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yes |
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Dew from many leaves on 2001-06-19 07:25 [#00010320] | |||||||||
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ok |
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