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A very literal shit thread
 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-03-06 21:01 [#02277673]
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Thought this was a great time to post this thread.

For some reason i have been pondering a lot lately of people
in society and in genral defecating.

Is this a phase of humanizing people that everyone goes
through because its starting to wierd me out.

I think of Richard David James, Jimi Hendrix taking shits
and it's hilarious, because they all DO. I just can't
picture it, like because it just seems like they don't do
it, like they're above it haha, like they a form of
defecating that's not out the ass.

sorry for this, just an opportune time to get out this funny
repetitive thought.

Also, my step-brother, the wierder-talks to himself kind of
kid, id also freaking me out.

I hear him talking by himself in the room a couple doors
down from me, just like saying things it sounds like he
wants me to hear. He seems like one of those kinds of people
who is trying to really talk to someone without all the
bullshit, but comes off as psycho and looney. Also He just
was in the bathroom giggling and saying "No! I will talk to
you later, hehehe, i gotta goto bed now."

Maybe he sees ghosts, but he's too young for me to ask about
it and talk to him, i could never see myself being serious
in mood with him, everytime i'm around him i just act goofy
because he gets a rise out of it and because i try to
accentuate his wierdness.

Who knows

sorry if this is bloggish


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-03-06 21:15 [#02277676]
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wow


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-06 21:16 [#02277677]
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I think if rdj ate a banana he would say
'This is a right good banana innit'
and would record the peel slapping against stuff for
percussion.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-03-06 21:19 [#02277679]
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hey i know richard's a person, and i don't like thinking
about famous people shitting, but i guess lately it puts
things in perspective as to how rediculous the idea of fame
is.

OOOOH i'm very important because i am well known!


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-03-06 21:20 [#02277680]
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what happened to SlipDrinkMats?


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-03-06 21:40 [#02277683]
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i used to shit... constantly!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2009-03-07 01:57 [#02277691]
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niceeeeeeeeeeee.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2009-03-07 04:15 [#02277697]
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paris hilton shits


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2009-03-07 08:20 [#02277736]
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I need to eat more fiber, guys...


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2009-03-07 08:21 [#02277737]
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she shits herself... because she is shit... amirite?!


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2009-03-07 08:50 [#02277740]
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i think people would do very well to remember that everyone
does a shit nearly every day.

picture the queen's face, sitting on the toilet straining to
unleash a big turd, or perhaps david bowie recoiling from
the smell of his own diarrhoea. imagine them wiping their
bottoms and examining the total paper with that disgruntled
look - because we all do it.

u see, we are all just animals at the end of the day.
nothing that bowie or the queen has to say is any more
important or relevant than your local butcher or binman - or
your dog's bark or your cat's meoww.

there is nothing in this life that these people could tell
you that is of any value, nothing that you can't figure out
for yourself - they are not superior to you in any way. they
are no more superior than a slug on your garden wall, and
neither are you.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-07 09:06 [#02277743]
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where is Phekter Gleason ?



 

offline rad smiles on 2009-03-07 09:18 [#02277745]
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taking a shit, of course


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-03-07 14:25 [#02277792]
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*mind blown


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-03-07 14:56 [#02277798]
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this thread neads toiletpaper.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-03-07 14:57 [#02277799]
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*needs


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2009-03-07 16:25 [#02277813]
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ug is that you?


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2009-03-07 16:48 [#02277817]
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yes, i am reincarnate


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2009-03-07 17:06 [#02277822]
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i dont know if that was a subtle or accidental dig :) either
way, the buddhist squatters have been cleared out of my
house.


 


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