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offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 09:02 [#02263375]
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10. Don't Look Now
I thought it's crusty sound and video quality would make it
too miserable but found that it contributed a lot. The
opening scene, for me, has a unique ugliness in it's colour
and light that sets a perfect tone for the whole of the
film. Events are nicely timed, acting isn't terrible, but
what makes it stand out is the complete lack of love in any
of it's appearance whilst being visually well balanced. All
the fear in this film lives in those looming walls and the
labyrinthine nature of Venice



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 09:17 [#02263377]
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9. Nightmare on Elm Street part 3
I love the Freddy sequels (minus part 2 and Freddy's Back).
Part 4 and part 5 are my faves but the faults are too
apparent to rate them above this one. Too many great bits to
mention but the Freddy faced latex snake and the puppet
scene are some of Freddy's classic moments. Tacky in every
way and not in the least bit pretentious, it's good ol
horror fun with it's fair share of bits to look forward to.



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 09:37 [#02263379]
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8. Tale of Two Sisters
Despite a slight lack of payoff and perhaps a little too
much Korean melodrama, this is a film that everyone should
sit thru. Every inch of it is a dark beauty and it's story
is scrumptiously cryptic whilst not indulging too far in
mystery for mysteries sake (although it's not far off). Most
qualities of the film are masterfully executed but the
gloomy lighting and baroque lushness captured in every scene
is stunningly lovely. It's chocablocked with hidden meaning
whilst not resorting to david lynch style 'the blue key, the
red lamp,' wank. greta flim



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 09:38 [#02263380]
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no i don't have a job or nuffin


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 09:56 [#02263383]
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7. The Exorcist
It is faulty, there are bits i'd take out, but it's special.
No film captures the frailty of human faith versus the spite
of evil like this. It's full of small but bothersome moments
i'd love to cut out, despite this it still manages to
conjure some aspect of evils true filthiness. LAZY_TITLE
still gets to me a little.



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 10:27 [#02263390]
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6. Audition
Would love to rate it higher on the list as it dosn't even
need an explanation for it's brilliance. Pure
class.




 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 10:52 [#02263396]
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5. Ju On (complete jap series)
Japanese stuff takes itself far too seriously and the
formula has become stiff, but although the JU ON collection
dosn't exactly reinvent the jap horror aesthetic, it is
doing something very different with mood and suspense. Good
points are it's characteristic story telling (interleaving
and isolating each characters involvement with the curse),
inventive death scenes and some lovely use of scenery to
impose a really creepy tone. For me Kayako is not just your
average avenging ghost but a poisonous infection/quiet
spider in the underscrub of urban japan. She is iconic,
chaotic, ruthless, faceless, without rhyme or reason. That
piano tune used in the jap grudge installments of JU ON is
fantastic as well. Fave jap horror.




 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-01-09 11:03 [#02263402]
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no Ghostbusters?


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2009-01-09 11:43 [#02263414]
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Ju On? Yuck, take that off AMPI.
*no order
1. [REC]
2. The Exorcist
3. Audition
4. 28 Days Later
5. Black Christmas (original)
6. Texas Chain Saw Massacre (original)
7. Lost Highway (Horror??)
8. Jacon's Ladder
9. The Thing
10. Dawn Of The Dead (Both Romero and Snyder versions)



 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-01-09 11:51 [#02263415]
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No Evil Dead? You SUCK.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-01-09 11:59 [#02263417]
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1. The Exorcist
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original)
3. Jacob's Ladder
4. Woman In Black
5. The Innocents
6. The Shining
7. Shutter (Original)
8. Psycho
9. Nightmare On Elm Street
10. Hellraiser



 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-01-09 11:59 [#02263418]
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No Evil Dead? You SUCK.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 12:14 [#02263421]
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Apparently horror is subjective
anyway none of these non ampi lists are crap but shutter is
basic (luvable enough but basic), hellraiser is an icon but
not worthy of a top ten, REC is very adolescent (it's not
that awful), the thing - i love it but it's not perfect,
jacobs ladder falls short of itself but again i like it -
just not good enuff. texas chainsaw orig, dawn of the dead
orig (not snyder even tho it's okay), and the
shinning are masterpieces but they aren't on the list for
the same reason halloween isn't. putting evil dead in a top
ten would mean squeezing out some more impressive titles - i
mean it no disrespect.
(i forgot 28 days later which is a fucking disgrace).
anyway i'll finish my list and reform you all.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-01-09 12:20 [#02263424]
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could you please explain audition's brilliance? i haven't
seen it, but i might.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-01-09 12:22 [#02263425]
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make your own list, homo


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 12:28 [#02263427]
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I know youre pulling my leg.
"this wire cuts through bone so easily"


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-01-09 12:33 [#02263428]
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1. The Thing
2. Evil Dead
3. Evil Dead 2
4. The Shining
5. Jacob's Ladder
6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original, natch)
7. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

That is all.



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 12:36 [#02263429]
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praise JU ON it's a treasure. it certainly takes a wide anus
projectile shit all over jacobs ladder. now let me continue
my work, i'm trying to help you SEEE


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 12:39 [#02263430]
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i will kick your fanny


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2009-01-09 12:55 [#02263435]
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1- The Shining
2- The Thing
3- Suspiria
4- Night of the Living Dead
5- The Fly
6- Carnival of Souls
7- The Hitcher (Rutger Hauer version)
8- Return of the Living Dead (I love the naked punk chick)
9- The Beyond
10- Dawn of the Dead (taking a page from muttermenace,
either of them will do)



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 13:13 [#02263438]
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4. Blair Witch Project
Many people simply despise it. It's disproportionate hype
made it one of those films that clever people are too clever
for. I myself find it difficult although it drives deep into
the heart of my own fears. I can almost agree on other
peoples opinion here. But if you truly understand the
flavour of dread in films such as texas chainsaw massacre
you can see how BW plays on all of that in the ultimate way.
It's impossible to convey through words what this film is
doing as it's not like the rest on this list or any other
list for that matter. It's fear is completely understated
and it beams out an indescribable spice that hums from those
trees. The malevolence of it is somehow omniscient. The rot
of it is special.

BUT! as it has been brought to my attention that i stupidly
left out 28 days later, i simply wouldn't feel like i'd be
right to replace it with this. Blair Witch is something
worth learning to appreciate, like a good cigar; search for
the deeper flavours.

STRICKEN FROM THE LIST



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 13:18 [#02263440]
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i like a few things from this list, but hate the list in
general. carnival of souls is that shit one, isn't it? and
could folx please stop suggesting that snyders version of
DOTD, although not a bad remake, is worthy of a place next
to the glorious original. i'm sorry bruv i'm a snob about
this stuff.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-09 13:24 [#02263441]
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You're a rubbish snob! You need to be picking obscure, genre
smashing greatness if you're gonna pull that card on us...


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 13:46 [#02263442]
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4. 28 Days Later
An instaclassic and complete makeover of the zombie genre,
this changed everything. Zombie films are (imo) an
exploration of humanities preciousness; how delocate we are.
28 days later is a journey through human bonds n stuff, much
like Dawn of the Dead (i don't agree that it's about
consumerism, although it is a subtext). Only 28 days later
has more of an agressive tone in it's characters and
monsters, there is something more high octane in it's
opinion of human desperacy (the best way i can put it
sorry). Good acting, wonderful camera work, gripping sense
of adventure, and of course a new breed of enemy means this
just about grabs a higher spot than DOTD for zombie
greatness



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 13:48 [#02263443]
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i'm snobier than them, too snobby to be that kind of snob.
snobbier than thou.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2009-01-09 14:02 [#02263445]
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i remember seeing blair witch at the flicks when i was
younger and i was properly sweating by the end, that is a
fucking tense film & i dont care wot no1 sez blud

can't be arsed with listage but the haunting deserves a
mention (original, not the shite remake)


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2009-01-09 14:35 [#02263449]
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My top 10 (borrowing heavily from others, but not because
I'm a copycat killer but because others are smart too,
sometimes!!)

first is best:

1. The Night of the Living Dead
2. The Wicker Man
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
4. Mulholland Drive
5. Braindead
6. The Shining
7. Jacob's Ladder
8. Rosemary's Baby
9. Evil Dead 2
10. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

honorable mentions: The Omen (although it's more "cool" than
scary), Halloween (yea it's kinda cheesy but the music, man,
and the atmosphere!), Nightmare on Elm Street (dreams?
disturbing! and Johnny Depp is so cute), The Birds (freaked
me out as a kid) and Misery (love the book and the movie
both).

ps. don't tell me Mulholland Drive is not horror! I was
horrified!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 14:41 [#02263450]
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3. Wolf Creek
The reason Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not on my list is
because of this beauty. Making an almost identical point to
TCM but with deeper meaning and relevance, this is one of
the true horror treasures of this decade. Excellent acting
(the crying is excruciating), casting and script makes this
film almost unbearably effective. But again, it's subtleties
are the key to it's real fear. Like others on my wonderful
list this film digs at something haunting in geography. The
outback isn't for them, not a human place (this is
the significance of the crater). The characters are
vunerable and misled by their own naive sense of
invincibility. They are brutally and mercilessly fed to
Mick; the specter of this place, the denizen of Australias
hostile soil. This is a film with few faults unless you're
as picky as me, and it succeeds so well in making its point
that i'm fucking shocked to have read how horror fans either
dismissed it or didn't give it half the credit it deserves.
This is a film that should not be overlooked.
.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-01-09 14:50 [#02263451]
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good flim


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 14:53 [#02263453]
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it's not horror but it is shit. watched half and hated it
from opening dancing shite to blackened man sliding round
corner to cowboy to fuck off. i am convinced lynch has no
style and resorts to a very 90's, made for tv pallete of
actors and sets. wank for wanks sake (i was emediately put
off by the dvd having a little booklet of clues to look out
for, these included; 'where is aunt ruth?' and 'pay
attention to the red lamp.' Miike Takeshi for example dosn't
need a booklet because he conveys a feeling through his
clues, the meaning is felt but requires articulation. Lynch
is parp (i HATE wild at heart)
gaylisted
sorry ;p



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 14:55 [#02263455]
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werd


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2009-01-09 14:56 [#02263456]
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1. The Shining (1980)
2. Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
3. The Thing (1982)



 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-01-09 15:25 [#02263460]
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i would also like to note my appreciation for blair witch
project. ampi you are spot on. the way this film evokes
nauseating heartfelt emotion is unparralelled imo.

DESERVES TO BE ON LIST.

will check out 28 days later ASAP.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-09 15:47 [#02263463]
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1. Lost Highway
2. The Thing
3. Alien
4. The Blair Witch Project
5. The Fly
6. Halloween
7. An American Werewolf In London
8. Ringu
9. Evil Dead
10. Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers (78)

There are a shocking amount of horror movies I haven't seen,
eg The Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw, any Hitchcock, any Romero
etc. Hello to Jeaeaeaeron Paul and Phred!


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2009-01-09 15:56 [#02263468]
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DALE! god damn your avatar. how are you=?

if the list was a top 20, BWP would be in. i'll never forget
the first time i watched it, almost peed my speedos. the
ending was intense as fuck.

i bet they chuckle everytime a big-budget horror shitflick
FAILS, like they normally do.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 15:58 [#02263469]
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2. Candyman
It dosn't quite taste like number 1 despite it having more
than enough reasons to be better than number 2. Although
it's not quite the best horror ever, no film does fear like
this one. Maybe that's true of most the titles i've
mentioned in the list, but this film is so poignantly
impressive it really does deserve to be labeled UNIQUE.
Phillip's score is beyond fitting for the dark, cold, lonely
urban haunting that only this film puts into words. The
significance of this film is in it's perfect articulation of
the depth of black despair and fear, the subject of race
runs far deeper than candyman himself. it's about passing on
the curse that black people have always suffered in the
darkest corners of America. Helen is drawn into a world away
from the white mirror of Cabrini green, chosen to carry the
curse across the mirror. Again it's down to it's subtleties
and it has to be seen to be felt. Boasting some of the most
effective gore and fear I've witnessed in film (the toilet
scene WILL stick with me forever, it's so well done) this is
a film that is nothing but serious and stony fucking cold.
Nicely shot, well enough acted, perfect music and a great
sense of direction makes this a stunner. I urge you to watch
it alone (you must feel the isolation for it to
really work at you) and consider it's profound darkness. You
wont be dissapointed with the sense of horror that envelopes
you.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-01-09 16:03 [#02263470]
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hi jar!

lost highway is killer but i would file it under
psychological mindfucks or simply under the genre 'david
lynch'


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 16:20 [#02263473]
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i'm glad folks here are digging blairwitch. does anyone else
think it's building of tension is superb considering it is
confined to three people with little variance in scenery or
sound? it dosn't use music or fancy camera angles or
anything it just entirely relies on those trees for tension.
it's fucking hard to imagine how they did that. good film


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-01-09 16:32 [#02263474]
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for me the tension lies almost entirely in being able to
identify with the characters' fear of getting lost and
blaming eachother out of desperation, fear of the dark, fear
of noises you can't explain, fear of unknown forces and fuck
knows what else. You don't have to believe in witches to get
freaked out by that creepy voodoo shit hanging from the
trees.

this is also one of the films i'd rather not watch again,
although i still feel i should get it on dvd just because
it's so good.



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-09 16:33 [#02263475]
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Hi Phred I am good thanks, hope you are well. Yeah Lost
Highway ain't really horror I know J but it's still scary.

I love the purity of Blair Witch. I watched it again the
other day and yeah it is a superb building of tension, every
day they fail to get out and you see them preparing for
another night of horror it just nails the best thing about
horror films - imaginging yourself in that situation.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-09 16:34 [#02263476]
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hIgH fIvE!


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-01-09 16:54 [#02263477]
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* drum roll for no.1 *


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 17:36 [#02263506]
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1. ALIEN
Now, this choice feels a little unfair. I've omitted other
classics as they're in too many lists. For example where is
halloween, texas chainsaw massacre, THE SHINING!? But after
a lot of consideration, i think i'm right; ALIEN is the
ultimate horror movie, in the true sense of the word. ALIEN
will never be forgotten for the way it portrayed space, it's
realism is almost dystopian; no flashy robots or shiny
transporter capsules. You are left with it's emptiness, it's
hopelessness, it's claustrophobia. The build of the film is
stunning and from beginning to end it steers you through a
fight to survive against the monster humanity has always
pondered. Monsters are a huge part of our story telling
history, man versus the beast. ALIEN captures that in it's
pure form. It is the most profound representation of man v
the ultimate monster; stealthy, adaptable,
uncomprehendable, invincible. Even the way it hides in the
vents and camoflages itself amidst the technology (which is
our own adaptation; it's our security, our only safeguard)
is a very intimate human fear. It's full of classic moments
no one will forget. Everyone remembers the face hugger, the
bit in the vents, the fucking superb tension of rippleys
escape (ohh it's sooo gooood). The Alien itself is an
inspired creation perfectly suited to the film in every way.
There is little to nothing that can be faulted in this
outstanding beefcake of a horror and it deserves a place
above all others simply for conveying the most simple fear
in a completely groundbreaking way. It undoubtedly deserves
the number 1 position for best horror film ever.



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 17:37 [#02263507]
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fukinelll i've been doing this allll daaay


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 17:41 [#02263509]
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werd. hard to make that work as a film, good stuff.
I never imagined a witch, a person. Like i said it's more of
an engine. I love the stories people tell at the beginning
too. It's like what ever that engine is fed on what the guy
did to the children (the corner stuff), which in itself
would have been somehow motivated by some aspect of what the
witch is y'know. creepy


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 17:43 [#02263511]
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true.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-01-09 17:51 [#02263514]
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i've not watched 5, 6, 8 and 10.

i will try them in your recommendation.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-09 18:04 [#02263523]
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with 5 you have to get the whole lot. That's all the jap JU
ON stuff: JU ON the curse, JU ON the curse 2, JU ON the
grudge, JU ON the grudge 2, Katasumi, 444444444 (last two
are shorts) i can't find 444444444. the curse 2 is about 65%
new story and the rest is sections from the first curse.
It's worth it tho man i love them. they aren't just sequels
they all interlace and play into eachothers stories it's
FUN. look it up on wiki. Try Audition for sure!


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-01-09 18:10 [#02263524]
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I'm debating whether or not I'll dispute Alien as a horror
film. Then I have to decide whether or not to dispute it as
#1..

I think they still have Ju-On 1 & 2 on Fearnet On Demand.
Saw bits of 1 before but may need to watch them while they
are there.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-01-09 18:19 [#02263530]
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actually, IMDB does list Horror before it lists
Sci-Fi, so guess you are clear on that one.

I'm disappointed that 976-EVIL didn't make the list.


 


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