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BREAKING NEWS! MICHAEL JACKSON!
 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2008-12-08 10:08 [#02257715]
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A recent discovery has proven that MJ was in fact "Blowing
Bubbles"

It seems that the pair have mated and produced offspring
which they released into the wild. These have now produced
their own population of what scientist are calling "Tonkin
Sup-Nosed Monkeys" and are officially classed as an
endangered species.

They are native to Neverland and Vietnam and their cries of
"EEE HEE" and "SHAMONE!" can be heared from over 3 feet
away!!


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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2008-12-08 10:15 [#02257717]
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Apologies, that should be Tonkin Snub - nosed Monkeys


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-08 10:28 [#02257719]
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Thanks!


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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2008-12-08 10:32 [#02257721]
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hehehe couldn't have picked a better ad for this tread if I
tried =oD


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-08 10:35 [#02257724]
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Looking at the two pictures in this thread, I can definitely
see the resemblance.

Is it just me or was the little primate caught mid-wank in
the photo?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2008-12-08 10:35 [#02257725]
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More than likley. I think the monkey was up to something
too.

Arf arf arf.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-08 10:44 [#02257730]
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haha. I was hoping someone would pick up where I left off,
there.

*high five*


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-08 14:27 [#02257778]
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This looks like the inspiration for those weird creature
that look like this in Star Wars. I can't be bothered to
find pics, but they live in tribes in the forest. Maybe on
Naboo.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-08 15:40 [#02257786]
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Acquired characteristics can't be passed onto an earth
organism's offspring with current DNA technology you limp
limped Lamarckian loin lick.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-03-14 11:59 [#02279442]
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he's really back


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-03-14 12:02 [#02279445]
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i guess the crisis forces him to start to work for his money
as well. thank god he is not opting for the child-porn
industry. or at least, i'll assume he doesn't


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-03-14 12:09 [#02279451]
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wut?!?! hes not really gonna get on stage every second! day
for 5! months!! in the same arena... hahahahahaha



 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:11 [#02279452]
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i have a hard time listening to him honestly for all the
pedophile reports.

am i just to sensitive you think ?



 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:12 [#02279453]
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i really thuink his old music is awesome


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-03-14 12:25 [#02279463]
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you never know. I don't know to this day if he's really into
kids or it was/is just a hoax. i never followed the news
that close.

i still like many of his thriller/bad tracks, anyway !



 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-03-14 12:30 [#02279464]
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Monkeal Jacksons

It's black, it's white
It's tough for them to get by
It's black, it's white, whoo


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-14 13:53 [#02279485]
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I don't think he wrote his own stuff.

Did he?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-03-14 14:20 [#02279491]
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there's a documentary somewhere which is pretty revealing.
the guy's at least as big of a fruitcake as he is a genius


 

offline catfood03 on 2009-03-14 14:32 [#02279496]
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funny face


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2009-03-14 14:39 [#02279500]
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he is slowly morphing into skeletor from he-man, he scares
me


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2009-03-14 14:40 [#02279501]
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he did


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-14 19:46 [#02279592]
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who cares if he made an 8yr old boy suck his nipple while he
masturbated, he is MJ if that's what he wants, then fine he
earned it


 


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