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My housemate keeps whacking the wall with his headboard. He is prolly wanking. I wish he would friggin finish, so I can get to sleep... Before anyone says anything, we are in different rooms. he is my housemate, not room mate. What should I do? |
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start a thread about it |
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start moaning and call him dirty names! |
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wank harder than he does |
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Bang on his door a couple of times (really hard, with your fist or your foot) and run back into your room as quiet as possible so he 1) thinks there are ghosts in the house and 2) he's startled so he lost the stiff for sure. Priceless fun, and you get your good night's sleep. |
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ew, mine just left the house, straight outta bed with his clothes on, without a shower, without brushing teeth, without changing underwear |
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videocameras was invented for a reason. |
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just give him a hand |
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haha |
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the worst housemate ever. |
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what did you just say? apologize, immediately. |
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haha ...yes,i do |
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prolly doing it cause he hates you. |
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Tell him! The shame alone will prolly make him think twice Either that or kill him then move to mexico |
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hahaha, what are friends for? |
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Ask him to pull his bed back a bit! Maybe add a wry smile. |
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just bust his balls about it, don't be shy (not literally) |
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imo you should let him enjoy his wank |
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haha! yeah- the thought of telling him to move his bed back a bit and smiling wryly sounds subtle enough to be pretty in-character for me. Cheers, RusselDust. Fah, your idea is amazing. I might try that next time! =D horsefactory, maybe you're right- he has been going out with a girl for about a month now and still not shagged her, bless him. |
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haha! That vid is ace! Some stoopide American adolescents would say it is fake, but it seemed real enough to me! |
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break down door, shoot him with your camera, email to his parents. |
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hahahahaha |
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haha! p'raps I will! =) |
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i dunno, but i've just moved into a new apt and have worries about doing this to my flatmate. i've already tested the audibility of porn when home alone, but i fear this may not be enough. the walls appear to be paper thin. |
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Are you a noisy wanker? |
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Yeah, I hate careful wanking. Takes the fun away and reminds me of when I lived at home and had to watch out for my bloody mum walking in unannounced, just like in that live show by Gervais. TO be fair though, I usually don't even lock the door to my room, just close it almost fully and listen out for people coming. Pretty good. And people are pretty good humoured about it here- mostly 18-20 years old girls. One lad. I feel I have been a bit excessively candid here, but overall I don't care anyway. I can't find the vid I was talking about, but here's a bunch of other masturbation-related comedy bits'n'bobs... |
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as i said, the porn volume is most my concern. i like my women around 90 db. |
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hahaha! "hey hedphukker, turn your bitch down a few decibels will yuh? some people are trying to sleep!" =) |
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lmao |
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