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offline Advocate on 2008-11-05 16:15 [#02250454]
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what's the point? oh sure, i see the reproduction thing.
but what about nonreproductive sex? it makes you feel good
for a short amount of time, but then what? you want the same
thing tomorrow. you have sex, and then you want the same
thing tomorrow. you have sex. and guess what? you want the
same thing tomorrow. it's an endless circle of satisfying
your primal needs. it becomes just like eating or taking a
shit.

i think i'll go celibate, just like morrissey.



 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-11-05 16:20 [#02250459]
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a good workout for male insomniacs?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-11-05 16:20 [#02250460]
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the stork brought you to us


 

offline Advocate on 2008-11-05 16:28 [#02250463]
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i'm sorry. i was listening to 'tired of sex' on repeat and
got carried away.

but i still despise the nature of humans.



 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-11-05 16:30 [#02250465]
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It's just a good way to show eachother how much you love
eachother. Atleast, that's what i believe, and ofcourse
there are more than one ways to show love to eachother. It's
just a beautyful thing :3



 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-11-05 16:32 [#02250467]
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humans suck...

...and it feels great....

unless it's a man, and then it feels slightly less great,
but it does the job if you're not getting released for
another 6 months.


 

offline Advocate on 2008-11-05 16:33 [#02250469]
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i don't believe in love.

i believe in lust, power (macht) and egotism.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-11-05 16:51 [#02250475]
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but you love me, right?

right?


 

offline Advocate on 2008-11-05 17:07 [#02250481]
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i could learn to lust for you.

but love you?

no.

i could never love you, or anyone.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-11-05 17:09 [#02250482]
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you are provoking me to start talking about loving yourself
before love someone another ect.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-05 17:14 [#02250483]
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advocate you are a troubled young man, i suggest you let go
of your issues and start to accept your reality and find a
balance..


 

offline Advocate on 2008-11-05 17:24 [#02250485]
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what balance?

religion? meditation? buddhism?

that's not for me. i like to see things straight in the
eye.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-11-05 17:33 [#02250486]
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that watching straight in the eye sound a bit confused as
you started talking about sex and ended talking about love


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-11-05 17:42 [#02250487]
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from what you say, you seem to be unhappy with sex only.
then you say you can't love either. a mental question
arises,

what r u looking for?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-11-05 17:45 [#02250488]
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only one thing is sure at this world.. and it's
here


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-11-05 18:10 [#02250489]
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I know for one that women love a man that breaks off
mid-romp going "Oh God, what's the point?"



 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-11-05 18:15 [#02250491]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



x makes you feel good
for a short amount of time, but then what? you want the
same
thing tomorrow. you x, and then you want the same
thing tomorrow. you x. and guess what? you want the
same thing tomorrow. it's an endless circle of satisfying
your primal needs.

you can place pretty much anything people enjoy doing in
place of x. drinking, doing drugs, bicycling,
fishing, playing music, going to concerts, dancing,
painting, hiking, socializing, fucking, sleeping, eating...

to summarize: no shit.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-11-05 18:19 [#02250495]
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http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=hu1S7pJ9cHU


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-11-05 18:20 [#02250496]
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I'm with you on the love thing... I don't believe in it
really, but I don't think i'm bitter. Sex is good tho. I
think not having a good romp once in a while could drive
someone a bit mad.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-11-05 18:25 [#02250499]
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people say they don't believe, what they don't believe is a
definition of something that cannot be defined, nor fixed in
time.



 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2008-11-05 18:30 [#02250504]
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come on you cunts! give me sex


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-05 19:05 [#02250511]
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I'm just saying, being philosophical about things like this
gets you nowhere and certainly not into bed with girls, if
that's your aim...

I don't mean to belittle you, because you seem intelligent
enough, but from my own experience, (i've spent allot of
time questioning the nature of reality and things such as
this) i have come to a final conclusion, there is no
definitive answers and it's time to let go.

I have been single for 7 years! why? because i sat around
questioning everything, dissecting reality, having am
existential crisis... hating human's and being bitter and
twisted...

o_O ? girls thought i was weird and were scared of me,
because i confused them and made them feel uncomfortable,
they don't want to be tortured with my infected
brain....anyway i am banging on about this now, so please
excuse me...



 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2008-11-05 20:11 [#02250519]
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basically.... it feels fucking incredible.. why not??


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-11-05 20:20 [#02250520]
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love is just a word that stands for a belief held by many.
If you were not taught it, you would not care, therefore
love seems to be objective in my point of view.

sex is a very amazing thing in its own right, i mean look at
how the penis goes in the vagina and does all that for the
woman!

yeahhhhhhhh

porn is bad though


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-11-05 20:50 [#02250522]
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Well, you can't find love in a bath house, glory hole, or
rank smelling outhouse. All you will find there is fluids
and guilt.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2008-11-05 23:07 [#02250548]
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i feel his pain even more so because i want sex about ten
minutes after...


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-11-06 01:59 [#02250553]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



<------------ hasn't gotten laid in four months


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-06 02:07 [#02250555]
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unlike other drugs sex is an addiction youre born with.
as is wanted to be loved. and there is not a goddamn thing
you can do about it.



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-06 02:10 [#02250556]
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i got laid last week and now i craves it more than ever


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2008-11-06 02:40 [#02250557]
Points: 8670 Status: Lurker



it's overrated. never got the point behind it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-06 03:14 [#02250559]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



DNA technology probably has the potential to produce a
creature that can feel pain or pleasure to a much higher
degree than us, perhaps billions of times higher. Like
suppose you took all the areas of the brain associated with
pain and multiplied them times a million, all connected to
the same core. A brain with the single purpose of feeling
pain. Like that last time you felt so sick you almost wanted
to die, you'd feel millions of times worst, constantly with
no escape. Its probably possible.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2008-11-06 03:24 [#02250561]
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i raise you 5


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-06 03:27 [#02250562]
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I raise you more than 300
*twitch... twitch*


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2008-11-06 03:27 [#02250563]
Points: 2440 Status: Regular



You can use it ritualistically to enter the realm of the
sacred, or just bang away animal-style and relish in the
"act" of it. Both are sometimes acceptable, but the latter
leads more easily to frustration, because it feels so much
like something that requires a lot of effort. But effort is
only the first part of it, leading to complete smoothness.
Of course, hardcore one-on-one is often the quickest entry
point into an alternate head space, but don't mistake sex
for mowing a lawn or fixing a bike.

It's possible to have an orgasm and not be satisfied, but
this means you didn't do it right. Not all orgasms are
equal. Just because you cummed doesn't mean you "succeeded".
It is a pattern of tension-release, check out Reich's work.

It's also possible to completely divert or bypass sexual
drives, but I wouldn't recommend it, not unless you have a
good reason for doing so as well as some brilliant method
towards that end.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-06 03:48 [#02250568]
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What's more fun than shooting hot spunk in to your lovers
eyes and laughing, really? (I do not know what the female
equivalent of this is, perhaps something to do with fanny
farts?)


 

offline divil from Ireland on 2008-11-06 04:05 [#02250570]
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squirting innit


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-06 04:14 [#02250574]
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Of course, I had a fling with a girl once who squirted in an
arc up my bedroom wall. despite my best wiping there was
always a very faint stain. I guess she showed me what for!


 

offline divil from Ireland on 2008-11-06 04:47 [#02250576]
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could have been worse... a spit or swallow dilemma.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2008-11-06 05:05 [#02250577]
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theres nothing worse than a big jet of squirt water.



 

offline noseburger on 2008-11-06 05:36 [#02250580]
Points: 1198 Status: Lurker



woooooOOoOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
weeee, woooooo, weeeeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeee OOOOOOOOO
grunt grunt grunt

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pflat
pshhhh
fwop fwop
gugh



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-11-06 09:10 [#02250601]
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3 days.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-11-06 09:44 [#02250605]
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lol



 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-11-06 09:47 [#02250606]
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pics or it didn't hapopen


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2008-11-06 09:49 [#02250607]
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Barack Obasex


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-11-06 10:05 [#02250609]
Points: 4667 Status: Lurker



1-2-3-4
Yeah, ooh
Oh, girl
Yeah

You’re such a motivating, tantalizing picture of desire
I’d like to take you home and tenderly light your lovin’
fire, alright
In case you wonder if I’m qualified, here are my
credentials, ooh
I’ve loved a thousand girls around the world, but never
reached my potential, no

I feel the girls in Paris
I make love in Spain
And all around the world
Said the women know my name, they call me

Sexomatic (Sexomatic), well
Sexomatic (Sexomatic), yeah
Sexomatic (Sexomatic)
Sexomatic (Sexomatic), ooh

Ooh
Ooh

I like my women soft and I love ‘em wait, with constant
stimulation, yes, I do
Just the thought of you really fills me with anticipation,
yes, it does
Don’t be afraid of my reputation, I won’t leave you
broken-hearted, no
But there is one thing you should know before we get this
lovin’ started, alright

I feel the girls in Paris
I make love in Spain
And all around the world
Said the women know my name, they call me

Sexomatic (Sexomatic), well
Sexomatic (Sexomatic), yeah
Sexomatic (Sexomatic)
Sexomatic (Sexomatic), ooh

Ooh

Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic

Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic

Ooh
Ooh

Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic

Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic

Ooh
Ow...
Ooh
Hey, Greasy
Ooh

Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Guaranteed fantastic

Sexomatic automatic
Harvey said it’s fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Michael said it’s fantastic

Sexomatic automatic
Larry said it’s fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Frank said ain’t got it

Sexomatic automatic
Lloyd said it’s fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Winston said it’s fantastic

Sexomatic automatic
James said it’s fantastic
Sexomatic automatic
Mark said who has had it

Where’s the grease head that said funk was dead


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-06 10:40 [#02250615]
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I think sex is fine to have again and again without feeling
like an automoton. Thing is, you just have to see that it is
not about love. It is about acknowledging your own animal
urges. It is perfectly natural to have insatiable needs. The
effect of these things are that te more you have them, you
more you want them. And this effect is cumulative.

Advocate, you sound kinda Buddhist to me- acknowledging that
last opinion expressed above. The less hedonistic you are,
the happier you will be, mentally and physically.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-11-06 11:46 [#02250642]
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water is too nice a term. It sort of implies that you could
hand a full glass of fresh femme-squirt to a stranded hiker
without him looking at you the least bit strangely after the
first sip.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2008-11-06 12:11 [#02250648]
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I am fucking greta at sex.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2008-11-06 12:12 [#02250649]
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I don't know why i specifically telling Zephyr, though.



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-11-06 12:13 [#02250651]
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Do you say "who's the boss" in place of "who's your daddy" ?


 


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