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I'm sick and I want to die I have been sick for over a week and I don't feel any better!!!!!I havent left the house just stayed home and played blanket ninja SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND KILL ME !!!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!! |
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Baron: unfortunately there is no cure for AIDs did you go to the plaid show you wanker? i was there and i was handing out toephu milkshakez |
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No I have been slowly dying for the past week but I did have a chance to get out and see the PIMPS the other night !!!!!!!I have fashioned shoes out of watermellons and have been slowly shuffling around my house looking for the last poptart Hmmmmmm now if I can only remember where I put it !!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!! |
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fuck those watermelon shoes are so "90s", get with the times, don't you know it's all about the peanut butter n jelly penny loafers |
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a delicous combonation |
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I've got two words for ya Baron: Oxy Codone |
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yeah baron you are pretty fucked up, |
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oh that wasn't obvious :T |
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try running. i run all my sicknesses out. except skin illness. |
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medicine is for the birds. let your own body conquer sickness and become stronger. |
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Baron: im on my way to kill you fueled with the power of easy clean and kictchen cheese. fuck its been a long day. |
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Mmmm, kitchen cheese!!!! |
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oh fuck it, I like oxycodone whether I'm sick or not |
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this thread is hilarious ^_^ i hope you feel better baron. take some tylenol and lie down. |
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When I'm sick, my mom makes me chicken noodle soup and buys me stomach soothing ginger ale. And some nice, cherry children's tylenol, because I can't swallow pills. I suggest you get someone to do the same... unless... you want to DIE!!!! 0_o |
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Ophecks, please send some of your mom's chicken soup I could really use some right now I can't get my goddamn girlfriend to make any for me !!!!!!!!!My head is filling up with snot as we speak I fear that I might be turning into a radish that likes daytime tv!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!! |
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Ophecks: you really ARE spoiled!!! |
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why don't you go to the emergency room or something? |
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A radish that likes daytime Tv!!! HAHAHAH!!! Well, my mom has a four day weekend, I'll see if she can go down to your place and fix you up. Keep your hands off her. |
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I have been nursing myself back to health by consuming large amounts of Gatorade!!!!!!iTt seems to be working so far I think I might even go out tonight !!!!!!But anywhay I must take a shower and get my day started!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!! |
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"The prawn's healing effect on the human physiology has not been full documented. What it does is to lay little eggs, which sprout little mini prawns that help out in the body, like clearing arteries and killing bateria." Dr. H Hidirison of Cambridge univerity. |
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