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what are your thoughts? will there be a higgs boson? how about a black hole that'll end life as we know it. |
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So we're still alive eh? I had sex with 20 women last night for nothing. Great! |
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That there will be a gay porn film called "large hardon collider" released to capitalise on the publicity? and that it may or may not involve a "black hole" |
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you can watch live on vlc mms://qstream-live.qbrick.com/00862live80910 |
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no you can't |
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explain |
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it's fake. the sound and video are out of sync. |
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lol you're wrong but whatever. |
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man they havent actually collided any protons yet. This first run was a one directional beam to check they can send the particle beam the full 27km around the LHC. The scary shit happens when they send the two beams in opposite directions and smash the shit out of em making muons, bosons and black holes that will destroy us all in a torrent of blackness, freezing our torn corpses on the event horizon...... |
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i sincerely hope the earth gets destroyed instantly. what a blessing it would be. if that doesn't happen, a more complete understanding of how the universe works certainly wouldn't be such a letdown. |
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the scientists are having a secret party right now, listening to arpanet, dopplereffekt and der zyklus, doing the robot dance. imagine. |
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does the robot followed by "big fish little fish" anding with the Hadron |
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CMS higgs event impression: |
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Life... I don't know if its beautiful or a big runaway unstoppable replicating tragedy, but I'm leaning toward the latter after watching Africa: The Serengeti with Limited Commercial Interuption on google intranets video1!1 The plants seemed cool. They just ate sunbeams and generally didn't hurt anyone.. well ok, they went into a height increasing arms race trying to outshade eachother and occasionally do weird plant parasite things to eachother, but then they can't feel pain. Well it was inevitable for evolution to create things to exploit them; plant eaters. But then the real parasites show up, meat eaters. Lions sleep 20 hours a day taking advantage of all the work the planteaters did by eating them instead of plants while making life hell for them. But the plant eaters can't just stop replicating; they're hard wired to keep reproducing more lives that have to cross rivers full of crocodiles... thanks I really wanted to be born. Science seems to tell us nothing matters, maybe, but the lives and pain of these particular cellular automata are inescapably real to them. Evolution of some increasingly complex form will continue with currently predatorless humans (though groups of humans like corporations are really weaving into niches), leaving them behind in some way much like the plant eaters. The exploitable thing we have unique to us is our brains, a big neurosphere ripe for harvesting by the next wave of insanely manifested energy. Life is a violently flickering impossibly intricate piece of an otherwise fairly simple universe. Its weird how the sun has way more energy but nother lives there apparently and its less intricate; to result in greater complexity there has to be less energy. Probably if anyone is outside the universe watching it they never expected something called evolution to build all this, like a huge emergent system glitch. |
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*roots for creation of earth destroying black holes* |
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Anytime I read about phyzikks or big bang stuffz I find myself wondering why anything exists at all instead of nothing and I have a little real-life memory leak. It's such a tacky question though, bleh. |
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fuck yeah! the whole world should be. |
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Large hardon collision? |
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No. |
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TED is great innit? |
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ted rocks my worlf |
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*world thats what i get for typing in the dark |
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Apparently it will take at least three months for the answer seeing as there is so much data that has to be processed from the one collision. |
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Scientists = Penis Colliders. |
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yeah, i'm a total ted whore |
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ok sorry I just started another topic about it :P Fuck me |
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the tuss |
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I think the government is too involved with ted now. |
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guys i heard that nukes will be launched in the year 2000 |
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at work today it was like "the universe is going to end" - no it isnt "but you never know" - no, it isnt. but if it did you'll never know. touche. |
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i think the guy in the ted video tried to explain one very important thing that most of those stupid panicing people don't understand: human will sooner or later extinct himself. and there really is no point in marking coloured crosses on the calendar every time you hear about something like this. in fact it's quite obvious that we might be also dead before they will crash the first particles due as he said, and out of control chemical or biological experiment. |
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besides everyone who at least has something else than gas in his head and knows the internet for longer than 50 pico seconds knows or at least should know ted. in fact i remember that i found out about it through redrum who posted the first links on here on xlt. |
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there is also a possibility that the world might end when hanals and vlaris large hadrons collide |
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I'm hoping after the experiment is done, we'll get to see some of the data visually. it's godly to see that kind of deep stuff. this is the kind of shit that happens in dragonball z. |
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"ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions" I like the way she says "ions". |
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i wish they had a live stream web thing going on so i can see just exactly what is going on here. :P what tha? a mini big bang!! how mini? you cant get mini big bangs ...there is only one type a bang that expands and gets BIG!! ive yet to met Felicity Kendal , this could ruin everything!! |
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anybody knows what's the military use for this? |
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""Both the LHC, and the space programme, are vital if the human race is not to stultify, and eventually die out. Together they cost less than one tenth of a percent of world GDP. If the human race cannot afford that, it doesn't deserve the epithet, human," That's from ol' Hawking. Higgs is a great name. |
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interesting read, makes one fly high. the man is damn right, especially when he says that in this part of the universe, humans are what they can afford to be. |
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what is higs boson? What it gives? |
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a particle or a force (higgs field) which could explain why other particles take on mass and stick together. i'm hoping thats the gist of it anyway, if such a thing can be explained in one sentence. |
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I do not understand that, I will study it. How do u think Is it worth 6 bilion euros? |
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it's worth 6 billion euros because there is no future without scientific experiments and this is the most important one yet. We need to understand the complexities of the universe in order to survive. |
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to escape or adapt in solar system? |
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large hardon collider i'm sorry. i'm really sorry. |
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strange |
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i wish it had ended, would of saved us all from the future |
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