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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-05 11:34 [#02234631]
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Whats your avatar-


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-09-05 12:13 [#02234644]
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its the almighty hanalarse



 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2008-09-05 12:40 [#02234651]
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When I was five years old, a car pulled up in front of our
house in New London, Connecticut, and a Navy officer rolled
down the window, and shouted at my father that the Japanese
had bombed Pearl Harbor. My father immediately left for the
submarine base where he was stationed. I rarely saw him
again for four years. My grandfather, who commanded the
fast carrier task force under Admiral Halsey, came home from
the war exhausted from the burdens he had borne, and died
the next day. In Vietnam, where I formed the closest
friendships of my life, some of those friends never came
home to the country they loved so well. I detest war. It
might not be the worst thing to befall human beings, but it
is wretched beyond all description. When nations seek to
resolve their differences by force of arms, a million
tragedies ensue. The lives of a nation's finest patriots
are sacrificed. Innocent people suffer and die. Commerce is
disrupted; economies are damaged; strategic interests
shielded by years of patient statecraft are endangered as
the exigencies of war and diplomacy conflict. Not the valor
with which it is fought nor the nobility of the cause it
serves, can glorify war. Whatever gains are secured, it is
loss the veteran remembers most keenly. Only a fool or a
fraud sentimentalizes the merciless reality of war. However
heady the appeal of a call to arms, however just the cause,
we should still shed a tear for all that is lost when war
claims its wages from us.

HAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA

you do know none of us would miss you


 

offline Advocate on 2008-09-05 12:42 [#02234653]
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(I’m working in an electronics retail store, and see a man
in his late 40’s with a kid no older then 10.)

Me: “Welcome sir, did you get…”

(I look in his cart and see that it’s mostly filled with
identical Spongebob DVDs.)

Me: “… everything?”

Man: “I guess so.”

Boy: “MORE SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!”

Man: “Alright, let’s go get some more.”

(About 5 minutes later he comes back, with more Spongebob
DVDs… the same ones, to be exact.)

Man: “Alright, I think this is enough.”

(I ring him up, and the total comes to about $550.00 USD.)

Me: *whispering* “Uhh, sir… these are mostly the same
thing.”

Man: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I hate my life
anyway.”


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-06 19:55 [#02234925]
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vlari: sitting on something?? cant tell at all
maybe I dont want to
yeah, I do
what the beat YO!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-09-07 01:53 [#02234956]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



is that roll of toilet paper able to absorb all those
hanallish scents at once? if it is, you could tell me what
kind of brand it is so i can buy it myself as well


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-09-07 02:12 [#02234959]
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quarseistice special edition


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-07 05:19 [#02234982]
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so its the metal box, between the cheecks-


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-09-07 05:57 [#02234994]
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fuck, didn't see that

i mistook quaristice's special edition for a roll of toilet
paper.

is that irony?



 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-09-07 06:18 [#02234999]
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haha!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-07 07:56 [#02235008]
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"is that irony?"
sounds about right, cant say its thier best


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-09-07 11:20 [#02235040]
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now I have to live with the wrath of sean and rob

shit like this only happens at xlt folks



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-07 14:02 [#02235076]
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goDel for Moderator.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-09-07 14:54 [#02235094]
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the only thing xlt needs is someone to pay the bills.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-07 14:57 [#02235097]
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I got bored yesterday or friday or thursday or whenever and
emailed phobs, i said to summerize "what the fuck" and he
said he was very busy and did hear about the loss of jand.


 


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