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You are in a dimly room with fresh paint dripping on the walls. in the corner is a lonesome looking man, listening to his walkman. you can just about make out the lush melodies and fucked up beats leaking from the headphones. there is a snickers bar on a yellow chair. exits are to the north and west. =>_ |
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*walk to the headphoned man and ask him whether he knows Squarepusher* |
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"yes you bastard now get out my dorm room" |
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noseburglar how does this thread work? are you in charge of the computer's narration of the story, while we are in charge of inputting the player's commands? |
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hi. pizza guy. somebody order a pizza? *unzips pants* |
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I think we can just pop those back on now |
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hey there. somebody call for a plumber? |
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I spy a joke with ballcocks and/or a huge wrench in the pipeline |
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that's not wet paint after all :O |
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it's madeline mccann :o |
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OK, that was a cheap shot ¬_¬ |
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can't possibly say anything to that! i have STANDARDS. |
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I had standards once, like my morals they went out the window some time ago |
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Get Walkman // You cannot do that, try something else...█ Take Walkman // You cannot do that, try something else...█ .... // Sorry, I did not understand that...█ Examine Walkman // It is a walkman ...█ Say "Hello" // Hello, how are you? ...█ Say "Hello" to the man // The man says "No"...█ Take photo // You cannot, hahaha, you cannot "take" photo...█ Use camera // You don't have a CAMERA...█ Help // Type "h" for HELP...█ Why can't you just... oh never mind // I'm sorry, I did not understand that...█ Quit. // I'm sorry, I did not understand that...█ EXIT // I'm sorry, I did not understand that...█ STOP GAME // I'm sorry, I did not understand that...█ Please // I'm sorry, I did not understand that...█ ... // I'm sorry, I did not understand that...█ Ok, go north // Out of time, the room fills with water and you drown...█ Restart // I'm sorry, I did not understand that...█ |
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It's like you just described my life! |
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i do not recognise that command =>_ |
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hahaha, well done. |
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What pedantic sadists that used to program those text adventures... fucking hell. I think I'm going to torture myself by downloading some old ZX Spectrum classics. Monty Pythons the Holy Grail I think was the most infruriating when you'd get randomly blown up by a rabbit. Hilariously fucking wacky. |
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did you ever have quest for the golden egg cup? |
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Goodness, it was loooooong ago... I'll browse for it (BROWSES) Ohh a cheapy Mastertronic game - no I don't recognise the cover, I'll download the ROM, is it bound to be utterly infruriating? I need something so tiresome and pointless that it makes me in comparison appear useful. |
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=>help - i do not understand => fuck you - THOU SHALL NOT SWEAR!!!. you are banished from the kingdom and dammed for all eternity. 40 points out of 800 |
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this game freaks me out. |
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I go wild west and start searching for nuggets |
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=> cd games => dir => cd DOOM => dir => doom.exe |
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oh shit |
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One of those programmers sons probably made |
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