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offline hexane on 2008-08-15 09:48 [#02229674]
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LAZY_WINK


 

offline bum on 2008-08-15 11:03 [#02229681]
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so why


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-15 11:14 [#02229682]
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...I'm white. I can't fucking stand them.


 

offline hexane on 2008-08-15 11:15 [#02229683]
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was hoping we could discuss that in light of the article


 

offline staz on 2008-08-15 11:23 [#02229684]
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that is so fucking internet and lame


 

offline hexane on 2008-08-15 11:28 [#02229685]
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u sound white


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-08-15 11:32 [#02229686]
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I don't know why anyone would bother listening to Coldplay -
I would rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my
rectum - but here is a funny review that is featured on the
rateyourmusic.com front page at the moment:

I have to say, I wasn't expecting a new U2 album any time
soon. They've got their two albums in for this decade, I
figured. Imagine my surprise, then, when I heard a new U2
album playing at the record store last week.

"What's this new U2 album you're playing called?" I asked
the kid at the counter.

"Coldplay?" he said. Dope must've had wax in his ears. I
clearly had to avoid confusing him with things like band
names and multi-syllabel words.

"This one, this cd that you're playing this very second, the
notes of which I can hear ringing in my ears. What's it
called?!" I spoke loudly and slowly so the young genius
would understand.

He pointed to a rack of new releases. "Viva la Vida," he
said with a smirk. The little shit. At least I knew what
the release was called now.

"You have that in vinyl?"

He pointed to a rack of records next to the new release cds.
"Comes with a cd," he said. "Fuck cds," I thought, but I
kept that to myself. I was getting the new U2 album on
vinyl and just from the snippet I was hearing at the store
it sounded better than anything I'd heard them record in
years.

I didn't wait to put the record on when I got home. I went
straight to my turntable, and after revelling on that
unmatched feeling of removing the shrink wrap on a new
record, I tossed it onto the turntable. I have to admit, at
first I was a little disappointed. We've heard them do this
intro before on the opener of The Joshua Tree. It's the
exact same keyboard part, just played a little faster.
Well, it didn't take long for the song to open up a bit, and
then I understood what was going on--U2 was paying homage to
themselves with this track. Soon The Edge's trademark
digital delay sound was filling the room along with Bono's
nasally v


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-08-15 11:34 [#02229687]
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Soon The Edge's trademark digital delay sound was filling
the room along with Bono's nasally vocals and I was in
heaven. They haven't sounded this good in years. Bono's
voice is a little thinner than normal. I suppose it's age.


There are a lot of keyboards on Viva la Vida, more than one
would expect from the Irish lads. I suppose it could have
something to do with the theme of this record. They've done
albums about God, death, adolescence, America and Berlin,
what better way to tie the music into this record's
theme--the French Revolution--than with lots of piano. The
revolutionaries played piano a lot, right?

Side one is full of soon-to-be-classic U2 songs, including
"42", "Lovers in Japan", "Cemeteries of London" and "Reign
of Love". Didn't they already record a song called "Reign
of Love"? Is that just my imagination? Could be, I
suppose. It's got some great Rattle and Hum-era guitar
tones on it, like stuff from "Heartland". That Edge, he's a
freakin' genius. "42" is one of the better songs on Viva la
Vida, a fine match to its predecessor "40" from War. What
happened to "41", though? I haven't been following the band
closely enough, I guess.

Side two is pretty good, too. Bono gives us some of his
falsetto vocals on the title track. Good stuff. The funny
thing is, occasionally, and especially on side two, it does
sound a little like Coldplay. I can see why that little
record store twit would be confused.

Viva la Vida is easily the best U2 album I've heard in a
long, long time.

by atomicWedgie


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2008-08-15 11:35 [#02229688]
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What if someone started a site called What Blacks Like? or
whatever.. Nah, that would be
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I'm fed up with these double standards.

Discuss!


 

offline noseburger on 2008-08-15 11:41 [#02229689]
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what about the hundreds years of opression, slavery and
colonialisation of black nations by white people? and you
think its unfair somebody has made a website mocking white
people. its pretty damn harmless. maybe you should grow some
thicker skin. its a tinderbox subject for sure, and people
will make knee jerk reactions. fact is that race shouldnt
matter but it does and always will.


 

offline staz on 2008-08-15 11:42 [#02229690]
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i am
white


 

offline noseburger on 2008-08-15 11:42 [#02229691]
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oh, and for the record..


 

offline gayniggerjesus on 2008-08-15 11:51 [#02229693]
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fav+


 

offline hexane on 2008-08-15 11:53 [#02229694]
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thats not how it's done u fuk


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-08-15 18:36 [#02229719]
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Nothing wrong with racist humor, if it's actually funny.
This article failed.

Dave Chapelle nailed it.


 

offline Sano on 2008-08-15 18:44 [#02229720]
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Dave Chapelle nailed shit, listen to Russell Peters, be a
man!


 

offline ddrummondd on 2008-08-15 19:29 [#02229723]
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the article is worse than the band. just.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-08-15 19:48 [#02229730]
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It's rubbish.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-08-15 20:18 [#02229735]
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Are you a whitey?


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2008-08-15 20:28 [#02229736]
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What the fuck! Should I feel guilty for what some stupid
fucking evil doers did hundreds of years ago!? And for the
records, blacks where ALSO slave masters, as where JEWS,
Europeans, everybody was into it! Learn history... So no, I
don't think I as a European should feel any kind of guilt
about this.

I really dispise people feeding on this guilt trip, and
taking advantage of it. It's not right.

Come on! We are one human race, one mankind... Let's play!
:)


 

offline hexane on 2008-08-15 21:56 [#02229744]
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White people like Wayne Brady


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-15 23:01 [#02229755]
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I used this mole removal creme for this mole on my stomach.
Now I have a large red spot that looks like a third nipple.
Thanks mole removal cream. It doesn't matter since no girls
will see me naked anyway.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2008-08-16 13:26 [#02229822]
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I like the 'strings' (or however you call that instrument)
in Viva La Vida


 

offline Sano on 2008-08-16 16:26 [#02229836]
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The violin?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2008-08-16 17:36 [#02229839]
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i like the new coldplay album. fuck it i like some popular
music, luckily for me I dont need to buy street/net cred by
avoiding things I enjoy


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-08-16 19:15 [#02229844]
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i like some coldplay tracks

namely a message, clocks, etc.. pretty enjoyable melodies i
say..
i think they have some good tracks under their belt so not
fair to just call them garbage outright..


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-08-16 20:30 [#02229847]
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yea I don't generally judge music by whether or not its on
the radio, doesn't really make sense. coldplay isn't bad.
i never bought their records, but if a song comes on the
radio i enjoy it more than most other modern rock that would
come on.

most modern radio rock mid 90s and after is really, really
annoying. any of the post grunge alterna 3 doors down
boring rock is ... well boring.


 


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