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can bend |
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...especially the word 'bend' |
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bender |
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hu uh hu |
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i always find words seem much more appealing when written in alphabetti spaghetti |
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women bend your words and make you think your thinking of something your were not , then it becomes real cause you now obviously are thinking these words and they slap you for it. |
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bent out of shape that's a nice idiom |
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i just caught my bollock in my fly and it wont stop bleeding |
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ive asked 9 times on ere , now ive cornered you in your own thread :P ...is that one of your kittens you posted a few months back? he looks so happy and excited. |
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jesus wept |
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ironically i replied in the deja vu thread |
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depend words depend,more is less and love is hate>3 |
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do you know what the difference between a cat and a dog is? well if you and your cat end up on a deserted island with no food, the cat will eventually try to eat you. however, if you end up on the same island with a dog, the dog will die of hunger in your arms. that's the difference between a cat and a dog: FUCKING LOYALTY. dog > cat sure, cats are cute. but that's about it. out of all domesticated animals, you won't find a more despicable, manipulating, unloyal and selfish animal than a cat. |
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I like cats better cos they don't get jealous of your superior beauty and bite your bigger dick off. |
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LOLCATLTY |
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i love dogs too btw so eat cheese |
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sorry for my outburst against cats. it's not that i hate cats, it's just that i hate people who praise and glorify the mental capabilities and skills of their cats. (i'm not saying you're doing that, Raz0rBlade_uk) i love all animals btw. |
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my cat ransacked my bin because i left chicken bones in it, then it got hairs over my jacket, it was sick on my sofa, and now is out hunting mice. the cats bring mice in for me as a gift, but i don't want them!! they really don't help around the house, they just demand food all the time. why do we allow them to fuck with us? they are lodgers who pay no rent or contribute in any way. Apart from bringing in half a mouse, well that cat needs to look at the big picture, we live in modern times now, he needs to start getting somewhere in life, aim higher! maybe i'm anthromorphosizing cats, or maybe they are just clever enough to make us think that!! |
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Cats are th luckiest fuckers in the world. They are given a house and food in a bowl and regular petting because they are cute. They are difficult and moody and they get away with it cos humans love fluffy things. They deserve nothing so burn/kick them all. |
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a cat might look cute, but on the inside it's selfish, moody and a thief!! |
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now if the cat did not look cute, you would never put up with it |
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same with women |
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"a cat might look cute, but on the inside it's selfish, moody and a thief!!" about to say: sounds like a girl i know, :P |
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actually and a guy too..although he not so cute.:( |
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