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have five very small arms or two heads? accidentally kill your mum and get away with it or go to prison for life? eat fifteen live slugs or a horse that's been left to rot for a month? have a beard that you can never shave and which smells strongly of beef or a set of small scaly horns? rub toothpaste into your naughty bits once a week forever or be superglued to chris moyles for a month? i'm so fucking bored |
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a thread in my taste but none |
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ANSWER ME YOU FUCK OF TIT |
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superglued to chris moyles for a month? i think i can live with it |
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who ever it is |
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"accidentally kill your mum and get away with it or go to prison for life?" you mean i'd be in jail but my mom would still be alive? i guess i would take jail, then. but she might think that she'd die as a sacrifice so her son could live a free life, i wouldn't want her to, tho. "eat fifteen live slugs or a horse that's been left to rot for a month?" the live slugs, less chance of illness because at least they are fresh! also, less volume of gross food, that was an easy one. "have a beard that you can never shave and which smells strongly of beef or a set of small scaly horns?" can i hide the horns with hair? if not, then the beard because that would be less freaky in comparison. a lot of those smelly, hairy freak folk dudes get pussy, so it couldn't be that much of a turn off! "rub toothpaste into your naughty bits once a week forever or be superglued to chris moyles for a month?" i googled chris moyles and he is pretty gross. i guess the toothpaste thing wouldn't be a big deal, i'd take that in case i was scarred for life by being glued to a fat guy, especially if he has b.o. or farts a lot. |
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eat fifteen live slugs or a horse that's been left to rot for a month this is probably the only thing where the effects aren't permenent. eating a horse would get tiresome though, might take a few days to ge through. |
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have five very small arms or two heads? i want five arms, even if it's just small ones accidentally kill your mum and get away with it or go to prison for life? prison for life, yo eat fifteen live slugs or a horse that's been left to rot for a month? i'm a veggie so i'm special and exempt for this question have a beard that you can never shave and which smells strongly of beef or a set of small scaly horns? i'd love me some horns, easy, next! rub toothpaste into your naughty bits once a week forever or be superglued to chris moyles for a month? i do that already anyhow, hehe |
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rub toothpaste into your naughty bits once a week forever or be superglued to chris moyles for a month? man, if you chose the first option, you'd so regret it after the first 4 weeks, knowing that the chris moyles option would be over. |
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I would do all of the above so that Chris Moyles never existed. |
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the funny bit is none of you non u.k people realise quite how bad chris moyles is. |
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would you rather share a bath of your moms period or dads spunk with Chris Moyles? |
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lol |
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please think of somemore, i like it |
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would you rather... [sneak into your dads room one night and make a cast of his penis which you would then use to make a statue of it and give it to him as a birthday present] or [get trapped in a mirror] |
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five arms, my cock is big enough for a five hand shandy. recognise. |
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rub toothpaste into your naughty bits once a week |
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would you rather have sex with your parents or watch them burn alive in an oven?? would you rather take it in the butt from shaquille o'neil every other week day for the rest of your life until either you or him dies or get a tattoo on your face in big black letters that says "i <3 shaquille o'neil's dick"? (can't get tattoo removed) |
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this is true. i actually have no idea who chris moyles is.. |
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have five very small arms accidentally kill your mum and go to prison for life eat a horse that's been left to rot for a month have a beard that you can never shave and which smells strongly of beef rub toothpaste into your naughty bits once a week forever |
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have five very small arms or two heads? five very small arms, one head is plenty accidentally kill your mum and get away with it or go to prison for life? accidentally Vs get away with it, not sure i understand but i'll go for that option for the sake of my bum and my synth/drum machine eat fifteen live slugs or a horse that's been left to rot for a month? slugs! yummm have a beard that you can never shave and which smells strongly of beef or a set of small scaly horns? i couldn't smell beef all day long tho the beard would be nice so i'll go for the horns coz the monster on clash of the titans was quite handsome really rub toothpaste into your naughty bits once a week forever or be superglued to chris moyles for a month? toothpaste! keeps thrush at bay ;) i'm so fucking bored boredom is a luxury of the spoilt, enjoy it! |
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damn yeah all of the above, bring it on! |
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rather listen to the music you currently already love+have+know over and over constantly without end or anything else? or have a much larger variety of music you do not feel good about, constantly etc? or be deaf? |
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i'd rather peel a kiwi than replying to this thread |
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listen to the music you currently already love+have+know over and over constantly without end I do that already. I blame it on my age and "knowing what I like", yet my (soon to be ex-)wife used this to suggest, after spending far too long on the Internet on the sort of forums that mad woman hang out on (a lot scarier than here), that I've got Atypical Aspegers syndrome. |
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My girlfriend says that about me too. She also thinks all men are autistic to some degree. Shes also imagines this website to be some sort of homosexual sex meet site which uses coded language so that the straight acting gays don't get caught. |
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Oh for fuck's sake, sorry, I don't suppose this is any news to you, I'm a bit out of touch. I last remember wankers on gaming or techie forums having the specs of their computers as their signatures, .. which is fine, because they're the sort of cunts that would do that. But I go now to about Asperger's and they do it there, except list of their problem families, eg: Me, over 21, mood disorder (bipolar II), anxiety disorder, mild OCD, NVLD Hub over 21 Son #1 30 severe anxiety/OCD, Lamictal, Xanax, CR, doing well, going to make me a grandma (nice wife too) DD #23 ex-drug addict, turned her life around, my best friend DS #14 PDD-NOS, adopted at age 2, super kid, may need some help as adult DD 11, Processing problems, LD, social butterfly, big athlete, sensitve What the fuck is with all the acronyms, is that part of the disorder? Does every "group" do this now, list of their.... specs? Will XLT v2 have this? ____________________________ AFX CDs x 24 Anlrd Bndr + Pctr Dsk No Wisp 40GB MP3 Total Quaristice + Blaff an ogg file |
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I've had very similar "shit" thrown at me before from .... women. But the thing is, Autism is related to the parent's having too many male.. is it genes, I'm no scientist, .. but it is related to being more Male (not in the sense of being MACHO but being analytical, less emotionally involved) than some flighty bird who's very quick to start throwing around the suggestion that you're gay but if suggest, even through body language, that yes she has put on weight, she'll threaten to go the police. |
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That was a very poorly worded and vaguely misogynistic reply. Not all dolly birds are nightmares. |
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I just thought of "Gay Culture Club" as an idea for a tribute band. |
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rather : * enjoy the trax you love/have/know (like every month i NEED to listen to "how the west was won" by c.craig) or listen to a special radio that only broadcast new music that NEVER get played more than once -unknown artists- like some super trax that you know you will never heard it again. ? because of the frustuation i guess i chose the known trax... |
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