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does it ? |
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not like it should |
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what is this watmm? |
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About 2 months ago I woke up and my Old Man was exceptionally dry, and on closer inspection, had these horrible, tiny cuts or breaks in the skin around the foreskin area. It didn't exactly hurt but it was uncomfortable. The next day the skin was very tight and I got scared thinking it might contract to the point that my bellend might fall off. I went to the doctors where, by luck or bad luck, there was a student doctor from Birmingham there, and I was his first "english patient". I had to apologise that his first english speaking assignment involved looking at a flaky penis. By the time I dropped my trousers and let seemingly 4 or 5 people inspect the sorry looking member, I'd developed some kind of white chaff on my plums as well. And there was a smell, not like "dirty penis" but.. yeasty. So yes, I'm not an expert but I think we all knew it was a fungal infection. Which needn't be sexualy transmitted (more's the pity) but can come from, I don't know, a funky towel. They prescribed me some cream, there was some delay in the paperwork so I got chatting to the guy from Birmingham, nice lad. Applied the cream and despite them saying it might take a week it cleared up the next day completely. So I am fairly safe to have sex with. |
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read the rules |
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does the disclaimer at the end help after you've told a girl that story? |
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once i had these "things" in the area. Then they dissapeared, now sometimes smaller "thingies" pop up in my arms, do i have aids? |
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Well, I think in this day and age, after a certain...age, everyone's *fairly* safe to have sex with. I'd have sex with me, but with the appropriate precautions. |
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does it hurt girls? |
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i could eat a knob at night |
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fucking the mattress |
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lickadickaday? |
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im full of love but i don't know where to put my penis |
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That's because you're a chronic wanker. |
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I know this isn't relavent, but i don't have the letters on my keyboard |
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i wanked 4 times today in a row |
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teenager |
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