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check it out, guy starts crying like a big homo and hugging jesus at the end. LOLOLOL |
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"man flesh" ? |
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every time you have a wank, jesus kills a kitten |
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plz obama save us from these ppl! |
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Jesus has got a bit tubby and white. |
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This was absolutely hilarious!!! I love how he's shocked to se Jesus for one second, never doubts it's him, and then goes rambling about just being a man. And the sinfull Barry White music in the background!!! |
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At the end it fade before Jesus lifts his robe and changes the position of the man's head. |
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he should've been more like: ffs jeebus! i'm tryna rub one one here! |
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GodTube? fuck... |
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his dedication to his jerking action is impeccable. what a beast. "mm, you know what a man likes" In the end, the more he cries the more I laugh, it's like a reflex. For that mischief, I have to thank the seed of Satan in my voice box (don't ask how THAT got in THERE, hohoho) The conclusion? Man deserves a bit of hot man-on-man action, be it with the son of God. I hope his rotten "man flesh" is finally at peace, hanging like a dead turkey on the cross of sin. Here's one comment: "Great video moved me and convicted me". Jesus is the judge and your love life is on trial! Seeing a grown man cry never felt so good. |
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if i didn't wank i'm sure i'd become a rapist |
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Also, he has so much remorse, but they never give any reason why one shouldnt wank! |
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And Jesus then says it's no-ones fault, and that it's christs duty to forgive him. Why can't he just wack off and say forgive me? It's like that Bill Hicks story, where he had perfomed some bits about religion to some redneck types, and he was confronted after the show "hey mr. funny man, were christians and we don't like what youre saying", and he replies "then forgive me". Brilliant! |
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Good job "Jesus" is wearing his Crown of Twigs so you'd recognise him or you'd just think it was an old man wearing a dress. |
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plus if god is all powerful then surely all matter he creates has instant no value because he could just remake it instantaneously without any effort whatsoever. what the fuck is god's drive anyway? was he supposedly bored when he decided to create the planet in his state of infinite time? these are the real questions |
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What would happen if you masturbated to that video? |
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there's only one way to find out... *genuinely cums within 4 seconds of video onto screen* (silence) *suddenly turns into a pedo* |
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"JESUS, I'M SO ASHAMED!" |
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It actually did make me want to watch porn. |
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can anyone else find some funny shit on godtube? most of the stuff i've found is pretty boring. |
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I like how he talks about the woman at work with the low cut skirt and jesus is nodding and all like I hear you bro. |
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godtube is great, keeps all the nutjobs contained in one place ;p |
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...xltronic? |
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whoever said that internet is a series of "tubes" was right there's even a - I kid you not. |
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I want gayniggerjesustube. |
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Satan is real |
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I but some atheists and trolls upload some rather humorous videos to godtube, but its not worth exposing myself to the genuine relious videos to find them. Satan is real as a replicating pattern in neurons. |
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Also the holy bible results in low IQ scores: |
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w M w that polyworld thing is amazing, i'm going to download it and see how it works. |
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