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Narrators voice: Tune in next time fans, for the continuing story! Will Ophecks kill Amonbrune.....will Pachi learn to control his new wizard powers.....and will Jedi Chris find reliable side kicks who don't get him into trouble each time (....I doubt it!) *Roll credits.....cheesy 60's space-type music!!* *Glistening rays of sun hit nearby water as Amonbrune awaits Jedi's next instruction* I wish there were some pepsies around. |
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pepsi=killer of teeth just warning |
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I already know that. I don't really drink pepsi. I would have said Jones Soda but I don't think any of you know what that is >_< What do we do now Jedi? Pachi...join us |
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Repeats: I won't fight you this evening Jarworski - I am a wizard now - I'm far too important to get involved in brawls with the likes of you! *snaps fingers at Amonbrune * ...deal with him you fool! |
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you're just scared of my teeth! |
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Im no fool! I am in training! Where is Pachi. I need his help *stares at Jar* |
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*begins munching Amonbrune's head* Yeah, you like that don't you bitch! |
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*whistles ignorantly of Amonbrunes impending doom!* |
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jones co. soda is coo' my sis collects the pics on the bottles |
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Jarworski - want to do a deal? |
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HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!! Quite munching on my head |
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*muffled talking through head in gob* Feal? Wadomeanuwandafooafeal? |
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Jones Soda rules. I just finished a Crushed Melon flavor |
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Who are these extras? Don't tell me you've signed them up on over inflated salaries for 'idle chit-chat' scenes. You're just cashing in the success of our Episode I and II aren't you? |
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the force is strong in this one |
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DO SOMETHING QUICK JEDI THIS HURTS! |
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Wanna join forces? |
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mmmm gristle! |
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*Force chokes Amonbrune* How about this then?? *Amonbrune now realises that Episode III is when Jedi Chris turns to the Darkside!!* |
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*spits* tempting... but I live to fight, who would be our enemy? Kara? LOL |
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Chris, I am your FATHER! *KABOOM* meow |
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*gasps* Excellent! |
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[Unseen Corporate bigwig talks to Jedi with his mind: Jedi, this is Bill Lawrence...you're boss. Our company is making cutbacks to certain things so we need to incorporate some scenes with advertising. Jones Soda, Coke, and other large companies are helping with the finance. You will be paid less next week along with Pachi and Amonbrune. We're sorry] |
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Jedi goes Darkside!!?!?! PACHI WHERE ARE YOU!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! |
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I think it is time we taught that freak of nature 'Amonbrune' a lesson or two!! PS. Drunken Mastah - You ain't my father! |
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o_o Jedi how could you? TRAITOR! |
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*gets a good fireball phlegm brewing* |
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Jarworski - I've been putting up with absolute incompentance for the last two Episodes and now it's payback time! *swings lightsaber at Amonbrune* |
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Narrator: Look...Could this be the end of Amonbrune? Will his Psycho Kitty Stance be large enough of a super attack to defeat Jar? I don't think so...let's keep watching |
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Ok.. Jarworski.. I am your father, then *KABOOM* meow |
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BACK OFF JEDI!! *begins Psycho kitty stance* |
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shit, well it's the only time you're gonna see a big robot t-rex and some kid with a light up penis extension fighting on the same side... *shoots flaming hot breath at Amonbrune* |
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YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PAY except for Pachi BECAUSE YOU HAVE GONE TO THE DARK SIDE!! PREPARE TO DIIIEEEE |
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How dare you....dishonour me by even breathing the SAME air as me, you worthless piece of slime ridden filth!!! *Force pushes Amonbrune over the edge of a cliff......he doesn't fall though....he's hanging on by a thread* |
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Dad! You came back to me! Spare some vodka? |
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*dodges hot breath* I have been training big can of no thinking!! you're lack of brains makes you WEAK! |
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What did I do to deserve this master teacher :( What have I done to you? |
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Ah, my son. Shall we go to disneyland and get drunk? *KABOOM* meow |
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Pachi works for ME NOW - you fool! He's been on my payroll for the last 6 weeks....ever since you joined the health club! |
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But me...why the hate? |
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*leaves Jedi Chris to sort things out* Can I have my photo taken with Mickey? Please? And I wanna go on the Back To The Future ride! *hic* |
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OK.. as long as I get to go in the (something)Dome *KABOOM* meow |
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Indeed...what have you done for me!! *Evil laugh - Force lightnening cascades from Jedi Chris' hands wrapping Amonbrune is absolute agony!!* |
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WTF!!!?!??!? |
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I will go back to being slave then! JUST SPARE ME! |
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You don't sign up for a deal with the Darkside and expect to get away with it do you? |
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no... then kill me...kill me quickly |
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*stabs lightsaber through Amonbrunes heart* |
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Now, that's a nasty thing to do, isn't it? *KABOOM* meow |
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*dies a horrible death* Narrator: Wow...what do I say...poor Amonbrune got one pack of heat through the heart. Now with his death...the story continues. |
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