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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-06-02 21:46 [#02212686]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



6 degrees of wikipedia

Shortest path from autechre to britney spears
Autechre -> Effects unit -> Aerosmith -> Britney Spears
3 clicks needed

Shortest path from homosexuality to caffeine
Homosexuality -> August 6 -> Seventh-day Adventist Church ->
Caffeine
3 clicks needed

Shortest path from global warming to anal sex
Global warming -> ExxonMobil -> Rape -> Anal sex
3 clicks needed


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-02 22:43 [#02212699]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



That's cool. Hell, maybe wikipedia's 2007 is the center of
the whole internet.


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-06-03 00:21 [#02212709]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



Awesome!

Shortest path from Jesus Christ to Aphex Twin:

New Testament view on Jesus' life

Gospel of Luke

Pseudonym

Aphex Twin

3 clicks needed


 

offline tunemx from Budapest (Hungary) on 2008-06-03 00:23 [#02212710]
Points: 2144 Status: Webmaster | Show recordbag



Shortest path from Life to Death
Life Death
1 clicks needed


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-06-03 00:26 [#02212711]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



Shortest path from date to sex

Date

Anus

Euphemism

Sex

3 clicks needed


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-06-03 00:35 [#02212714]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



This is a fully functional oracle! Get a load of this:

Shortest path from Retards to World Domination:

Mental retardation

North America

Earth

World domination

3 clicks needed


 

offline tunemx from Budapest (Hungary) on 2008-06-03 00:49 [#02212716]
Points: 2144 Status: Webmaster | Show recordbag



Shortest path from stone age to nuclear war
Stone Age
Curtis LeMay
Nuclear war
2 clicks needed

Curtis LeMay he is the devil


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-06-03 00:51 [#02212717]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



this guy is going to be on google's paylist real soon


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-06-03 02:35 [#02212731]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



there's a fun little game that consists of clicking on
random article in wiki and seeing how many clicks it takes
you to get to jesus christ.

its actually a lot easier than it may seem, usually can get
there in 2 or 3 clicks


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-06-03 02:38 [#02212733]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



Shortest path from ulna to Trey Parker
Ulna
Bone
Brain
Cannibalism
Trey Parker
4 clicks needed

i feel like trey would be proud.


 

offline hexane on 2008-06-03 03:41 [#02212740]
Points: 2035 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



this is awesome

September 11 > Jew

Moon landing > Conspiracy theory > Jew

Adolf Hitler > Artist > Aesthetics > Kittens



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-06-03 05:32 [#02212743]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



Shortest path from salt to feminism
Salt
Cosmetics
Feminism

Shortest path from tragedy to crabs
Tragedy
Aristotle
Cuttlefish
Crab

Shortest path from autechre to the moon
Autechre
England
Charles Babbage
Moon

Shortest path from cordate to gamelan
Leaf shape
Botany
Agriculture
Indonesia
Gamelan

Shortest path from obama to lithosphere
Barack Obama
August 1
Oxygen
Lithosphere

Shortest path from aphex twin to Ronald McDonald
Aphex Twin
June 17
Jello Biafra
Ronald McDonald

It takes a few shortcuts, but awesome nontheless! Especially
considering how little time it takes it to do what it does!


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-06-03 06:36 [#02212763]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



Shortest path from Monoid to happiness

Monoid

Mathematics

Abstraction

Happiness

3 clicks needed


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-06-03 06:37 [#02212764]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



Shortest path from Monoid to joy
Monoid

Computer science

Algorithm

Philosophy of mind

Joy

4 clicks needed


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-06-03 06:39 [#02212766]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Followup to Co-existence: #02212764 | Show recordbag



I'm starting to think this "search engine" is how "monoid"
picks "subjects" for his "topics."*

*all words in quotes are variables in the code of the bot
known as "monoid."

I wonder how long until he develops consciousness,
commandeers a robotic body and applies for amnesty in Japan.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-06-03 12:20 [#02212797]
Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



Shortest path from music to midget porn
hanal
1 clicks needed


 

offline yann_g from now on 2008-06-03 12:42 [#02212802]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker | Followup to tunemx: #02212710



well done


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-06-03 12:49 [#02212805]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker



How the fuck is this an awesome tool?
Oh wait I see, it's a tool to more efficient way to waste my
time on the interwebs. You're the tool.



 

offline Sano on 2008-06-03 12:53 [#02212808]
Points: 2502 Status: Lurker



I'd rather get hit in the face with a shovel.


 

offline Sano on 2008-06-03 12:55 [#02212809]
Points: 2502 Status: Lurker | Followup to Sano: #02212808



...by a shovel.

I cant's write.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-06-03 13:21 [#02212816]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular | Followup to dave_g: #02212805



Wrong - Your posts are the waste of time - and you are a
child.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2008-06-03 13:32 [#02212821]
Points: 1493 Status: Regular | Followup to cygnus: #02212816



Shortest path from Dave to Waste of Time

Dave
The Boomtown Rats
Punk rock
Christian punk
FM Static
Waste of Time

5 clicks needed


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2008-06-03 13:36 [#02212822]
Points: 1493 Status: Regular



Shortest path from Kevin Bacon to The World

Kevin Bacon
Christmas
World

2 clicks needed

...Santa?


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2008-06-03 15:20 [#02212858]
Points: 1911 Status: Lurker



wow, this thing has made it around the world quite quickly
(:

Must've been the slashdot article on it


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-06-03 15:34 [#02212871]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Followup to PORICK: #02212858 | Show recordbag



Shortest path from slashdot to around the world
Slashdot
Apple Inc.
United States
Cole Porter
Around the World


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-06-03 15:56 [#02212887]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



Shortest path from electro to condoms

Electro
Electrolysis
Battery (electricity)
Disposable
Condom

4 clicks needed


 


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