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Auditions open soon! Two more people needed to be judges! Apply here. |
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i'll be a judge. is hanging allowed? |
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the Xlt Factor? |
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this is my application |
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OK, one more judge needed... feel free to hang / macerate / immolate any auditioners. |
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me? |
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i'm simon cowell |
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you bunch of shitcunts |
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Lord Glitchard...hmmmnn? i like it. |
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This should be fun. |
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Can I be marlowe? |
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Now there's a question. Three judges: me, Cliff, and noseburger. I want cx to be a contestant 'cos he has a good chance of making the final! Auditions start on Monday! |
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i contest against this first come first serve judge ordering |
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*BUZZ* |
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italicised exclamation marks make you look like a faggot |
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bundle o' sticks? |
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a faggot makes an exclamation point look italicized |
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I can easily see Phobiazero as überjudge, and perhaps Ceri and Wooferattack as the other two...hmmm, needs a woman though....Sorry Ceri J, tragedy and Woofer for executive judges.... Now, who's gonna host this? |
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you can host it |
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No, I would be too biased. Drunken Mastah would win... ...impersonating marlowe, apparently... |
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lol@title |
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i want to be a contestant. what do we win if we win? |
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are you suggesting xltronic has talent? hehe. how do we win? i have no idea what kind of competition this is. |
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I like them and I'm not gonna change them for you, him, or any man. |
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Hahaha! |
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I'm gonna debut my electro clown dancing crew, Technical FaceFartz. |
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Hello my name is david,i balance dead ferrets on my head. |
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In that case you're automatically through to the next round.. good job! |
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I would like to send you a painting, but I have to make it especially for you first. What do you prefer? |
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anything from the heart.baby. and are you well. |
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check my hanalarse impression ( )*( ) |
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I am very well. I bought a bottle of Lagavulin. It has been opened, and quite a bit of it is gone, but I love you when I'm sober too.. I'm just too stuck up my own ass to be able to tell you. I also love all the norwegians (I may meet one of you son of bitches at some point) as well as giginger, marlowe, fleetmouse, r04f, wmw, vp, and all the other people whose name eludes me. Actually, I only hate monoid, but that's only because he isn't a persoin. I will get a painting done, and I'll mail you to get your details when it's ready for sending. Oh, by the way, there's no pressure; if you think it's shit, just burn it in your back yard.. there's no reason to keep any art of mine lying about; my art, as opposed to "real" art, has no meaning or motive, but is purely decorative. Real art has meaning, aesthetic art has feeling, but feeling is more subjective than meaning (which is intersubjective), and feeling has no value in-itself while meaning has (as intersubjective in-itself, that is). Now: Post Masuimi Max. Or: Hot asian girls. I'm not into midgets, I'm afraid. But post them nontheless; someone likes them. |
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yes yes yes |
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I guess it makes sense that poop and human babies are brewed in such close proximity to eachother. |
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this week simon i will be seeing how many times i can ejaculate in 90 seconds. with only the help a small erotic etching i made last night |
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I'm not into midgets, I'm afraid. But post them nontheless; someone likes them. Someone? You mean all the people who understand the importance of a servant with the specific function of taking care of the family jewelry! Only midgets are suited to do that task. Without the need to get on their knees they're able to assess any situation regarding the jewelry, at any moment! Midgets should be on the important stuff list, right after oxygen and water. |
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Midgets should be on the important stuff list, right after oxygen and water. On a tied third spot with Masuimi, Stella, Kebab and Vynils. |
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I hereby submit by Talent: I AM THE DRUNKEN MASTAH! I also do a mean marlowe-impersonation! |
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I also spell the word "my" with a b instead of an m. |
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Shit! I have a fucking shitload of talents! "And I play the piano." |
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Andy_K will win this, won't he? |
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I'd like to think there's more to me than the manga-inspired use of an italicised exclamation mark. |
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I also italicise the hyphens, commas, colons, underscores, periods, apostrophes, semicolons, quotation marks, question marks, and basically all the other punctuation marks. Plus, I did make a remark about how I play the piano. |
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I mean.. what more can you ask for?! |
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but can you italicasize the other way, or better yet invert the fucker eh eh eh? i cant |
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Italicise the other way?!?! Man, you are crazy!!! |
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Wow I must have touched some sort of an ego-based nerve with you. |
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so, |
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What? When? |
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I can cut cheese with a breadknife! Do i win a prize? |
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