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How about you? Have you done anything interesting lately? |
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i buggered a chicken |
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it was like fucking a turkey but more moist |
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Do you fucking think that TWENTY-THREE!!! is a fucking good 'myusic' because I f- hot chocolate + mustard- ucking do. doooo. doooooo. doo-doo. o |
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I fucked your hand too. |
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masturbating to good porn is better than sex with your long term girlfriend. fact. |
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spoken like a true interweb hero. |
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You should say that to your girlfriend's face halfway through fucking her then leave and go look at some porn. |
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masturbating in front of a girlfriend is highly satisfying. fact. |
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haha! |
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that's not even really a joke - it's fucking hot when shes into it. it's what happens when you're with a girl who gets herpes from really awful circumstances. |
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or loses all her limbs in a horrible boating accident |
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Humanity is the set of all humans excluding w M w. |
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no. do the vagina and mouth count as limbs? |
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i eat my own semen after days w/out masterbeting suck and swallow the white chews and water of my hand. its excellent to make a full cycle. |
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thats either witty or sadly true |
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actually, i was a bit drunker when i posted it, prolly shouldn't have, but yeah, it's true. |
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i'm down with that headphukker. |
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with good porn you control the rhythm, which can be very important to success. |
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i thought we were only talking about handjobs but yes good point. well played |
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I haven't jerked in a while. Not really interested. I'm gettin' good "motivation" elsewhere. B) |
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motivate verb (motivated, motivating) 1 to be the motive of something or someone. 2 to cause or stimulate (a person) to act; to be the underlying cause of (an action) motivation doesn't result in inaction |
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make sure to clean your hands before typing on your keyboard and using your mouse. |
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