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cuz I do |
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pizza = penis |
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I used to be a manager of a local pizza restraunt. I can no longer eat pizza. |
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Tell us more! |
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they look like vomit. and don't taste much better. |
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I worked there for almost 10 years and just quit about a month ago, to look for new and better opportunities. All around it was a fun job and I liked the people, but every day started feeling like the same exact thing and I had to get out of there before I suffocated. Taking a little time off before I look for a new job-- maybe in Hotel Management. |
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(whispers in a calm southing voice) Have you ever had Totinos brand Party Pizza? (then yells real loud) IN THE MICROWAVE?!! |
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snap. was it a chain of pizza restaurants, sometimes hut shaped? |
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worst. pizza. ever. |
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I worked at one also, 'cept it had a 'Roman' theme. They're pizza was real shit, but I managed to put through some great things. (for myself, of course) I can weigh out a lump of dough like nobody's business! |
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Pizza can be delicious when done properly. If it's made with low quality or overly greasy ingredients, it's not worth eating. |
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"Their" sorry, marlowe! |
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I stopped weighing after a couple years. I could eyeball out close to the exact weight like nobodys business. When I reached the glass ceiling of "manager" though I always made the monkeys weigh their shit. |
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Hi, its me, w M w, again. One time I threw a pizza party and only one person came. That was the guy who delivered the pizza. I gave him a tip and he left and then I never saw him again. So clearly you can see I have friends just like a real human being. |
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That's like asking if you like girls with hairy armpits. |
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i'll come to your next pizza party, w M w |
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But you can play street fighter 2 arcade style in there. But you have to use that damn ball stick thing clearly designed to eat more of your quarters. |
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Satan's army lives inside one of my eyebrow hairs. |
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You should get in contact with ulililia and invite him to a pizza party since that's all he eats! Imagine the fun you would have of using kitchen paper to absorb the grease from the pizza while listening to NES music in the background! Yay fun, happy time! |
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mmmnn pizza |
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5 pizza leaflets through my door every day |
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mmmmnnn leaflets made of pizza |
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Oh yeah, happy time, just like the olden days. I think I remember |
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my local pizzary does a good one |
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I'm getting ready to order pizza right now. Actually trying to decide between pizzas, bolis, or subs. When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie That's amore When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine That's amore Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella" Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay tarantella |
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I'm touched, thanks :*] |
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i ended up going with chicken parm sub, in case you all were dying to know. |
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Watch a youtube video about animal living conditions in factory farms while you eat it. |
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Those rolls are packed in pretty tight :/ |
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Egyptians do the best pizza in the best italian restaurants nowadays. |
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yea i know they don't even get hbo or anything. |
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i have pizza without cheese they think im mental at my pizzarear place. they cant speaken de english either very goode. "eh no cheese? ,you crazy?? they say. "what is so crazy about not wanting cheese." i say. "aaah you want cheese?" they say "NO no cheese thank you" "eh?" its a hard life. i cant order by phone i have to go in to make sure they dont put cheese on. they caznt help but put it on. |
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Looks like they are getting on just to me. |
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lactose in tollerant freqy? surely it would be worth 'a letten em puta the the golden cheesea' on the pizza and shittin urself later cheese is good |
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those pizza guys always mess up the orders freqy, unless you order from dominos pizza, but they are expensive. i order a turkish run pizza place and the guy turns up with a god damn water melon (with cheese on it) btw in the UK you can order online for a dominos pizza ;) |
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I used to be a manager at a Domino's Pizza - it was fun half the time and very dull the other half. |
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i had one today not the best one though, the better pizza-shop was closed on my way home :( they make a little more traditional, really thin one which i love so much |
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just wanted to let u know: there is FREE DEATH for everyone in this thread! |
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nooooo |
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'you have cheese' 'no i say. no cheese i have' 'but only cheese we do. we do cheese on pizza or you fuck you self' 'please can have cheese not on pizza?' 'no can do. it insult to pizza tradition' 'bad decision. you lose much business' 'you choose pizza no cheese bad decision. you get out hedevil' 'fuck you' |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah a ...being... COMPLETELY UNLOVED... is starting to seriously crumble my brittle primate mind. The best thing to do is not to try to have a soul.no girl ever holds my handor talks to me forever and ever and ever i'm made of self hating death. |
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i worked at domino's and used to do a thin crust w super light barely any cheese, extra sauce, green peppers & beef. i like cheese just in this case it was better w less. dominos sauce is really zesty and it was nice to really taste it w the peppers. wmw they just pull their hand away when it gets sweaty they will not hold it forever. sometimes you can get away with pulling away from the full grasp, but leaving a finger hook connection. moving finger position kinda works like rotating the batteries in a remote, but it is only temporary, eventually there will be a pull away. this is best transitioned with a nose scratch or a knuckle crack. |
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no girl will love me also |
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pizza without cheese is like...a girl with no....armpits ! |
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